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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 1:20:19 PM   
MsStarlett


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Status: offline 		Ugh!  I never thought of all those guys out on holiday break or getting bored while the wife was out shopping.  Could be it.  Lord knows I just got such an onslaught of troll mail that I changed my Profile to read that I'm NOT LOOKING for 'on-line only' boys.  I didn't realize this was a seasonal thing.  Couldn't figure out why the number of "I'll do anything for you on Cam" messages tripled this month.  *ICK*  Those guys just make my skin crawl.

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 1:26:38 PM   
lobodomslavery


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Status: offline 		oh are we really that terrible arent you very precious
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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 1:43:33 PM   
MsStarlett


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Status: offline 		Would you like for me to forward some of my troll mail over to you?  Or would that just give you more ideas?

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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 1:44:24 PM   
lobodomslavery


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Status: offline 		it would probably give me more ideas
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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 2:25:54 PM   
LadyPact


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MsStarlett

Ugh!  I never thought of all those guys out on holiday break or getting bored while the wife was out shopping.  Could be it.  Lord knows I just got such an onslaught of troll mail that I changed my Profile to read that I'm NOT LOOKING for 'on-line only' boys.  I didn't realize this was a seasonal thing.  Couldn't figure out why the number of "I'll do anything for you on Cam" messages tripled this month.  *ICK*  Those guys just make my skin crawl.

It's exactly the "I'll do anything on cam" types that go up because they have more time on their hands, which means they have more time to fill one hand with their most prized possession and the other with some one handed typing.  LOL.


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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 2:38:46 PM   
StrictnSaucy


Posts: 363
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Status: offline 		Wouldnt it be nice to give the trolls something back in good old festive tradition. Like a link to all our "private" photos .... naked, hot and just dying for them to see

The link would be along the lines of "www.hot and horny Dommes waiting to spank your ass .virus

The .virus being one that ate all their porn and blocked all internet access for the holiday season.

If only I had the know how!


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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 2:41:16 PM   
ChainGoddess


Posts: 731
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From: Ireland
Status: offline 		Over the past few days, I've received so many of the ''I'll do anything on cam'' mails.  I now say,  '''Ok,  show me how to bake a Christmas cake''   

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 2:46:02 PM   
MsStarlett


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Status: offline 		They all need to be Rick Rolled.  

Wish I still had the link lying about.


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 2:48:25 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Actually, Chain, clip has made pie on cam before.  LOL.

As for the virus for wanking idea, I thought it was funny as hell.  So glad I didn't have the diet pepsi to the lips when I read it.  An online STD of sorts.  BAHAHAHAHA!


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Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 2:48:59 PM   
yourMissTress


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Status: offline 		Do you think they consider it to be a gift?  Trolling as a way of spreading the lurve?

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 4:21:48 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		ROFL with tears for the second page!  Thank you Ladie's!

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 4:30:00 PM   
Symbiosis


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Status: offline 		Just a suggestion but why don't you just cut and paste the trolls right back to the trolls... ?
 
Perhaps it's a dumb idea but hey, I don't do it nor recieve it so... how the heck would I know.
 
Merry chrimbo all.
 
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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 4:30:08 PM   
elegantalexis


Posts: 237
Joined: 1/1/2004
Status: offline 		Gods, I am so sick of the one liners from the men who want me to be THEIR Domme.

I already have one sub and Alexis knows that she is it.  I only sub to Sir and Mistress because they need domestic subs (and I am happiest taking care of people).

Next time an email is offering to submit to me, I will reply "Oh, you know how to make a rhuarub pie?"

Please forgive the the misspellings.  Dont have a dictionary here.

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/21/2008 10:26:37 PM   
stella41b


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From: SW London (UK)
Status: offline 		You've got to troll with it
You've got to stay online
You've got to say what you say
Don't let any dommes get away
And just one line of textspeak is enough to say
Don't ever read profiles
Don't ever be denied
You can be whoever you want to be
Just be a troll on Collarme
I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard
I think I'm gonna have to type with one hand
I'm sending pictures of my cock to meet demand

I know the dommes and subs from their profiles
I'll find a domme and make it to her town in a while
In Ask A Mistress I'll be a thread starter
And you know when you recognise my threads
I'm just seeking wank fodder

You've got to troll with it
You've got to stay online
You've got to say what you say
Don't let any dommes get away
And just one line of textspeak is enough to say

I know the dommes and subs from their profiles
I'll find a domme and make it to her town in a while
In Ask A Mistress I'll be a thread starter
And you know when you recognise my threads
I'm just seeking wank fodder

You've got to troll with it
You've got to stay online
You've got to say what you say
Don't let any dommes get away
And just one line of textspeak is enough to say
Don't ever read profiles
Don't ever be denied
You can be whoever you want to be
Just be a troll on Collarme
I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard
I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard
I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard
I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard
I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard


original song by Oasis

< Message edited by stella41b -- 12/21/2008 10:30:54 PM >

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/22/2008 4:03:30 AM   
MsStarlett


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Joined: 12/23/2007
Status: offline 		hahahahahhahahahahaha

Thanx Stella!


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/22/2008 6:30:36 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		my trolls are usually from male submissives in Ghana or Nigeria however i received one from a bi-fem submissive who attached a pic of her ass. 

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/22/2008 8:08:21 AM   
Lynnxz


Posts: 4813
Joined: 10/3/2006
From: Atlanta
Status: offline 		Oooo... TrollVirus!

I need a HackerSub!


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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/22/2008 8:11:54 AM   
VampiresLair


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lobodomslavery

oh are we really that terrible arent you very precious
kevin



Since you decided to lump yourself in with the trolls, yes, yes you are.
The trolls, time wasters, self centered little pests who dont bother to read before mailing, the annoying ones who dont understand no, or think that arguing with you will either convince you to say yes or make you give in to make them leave you alone... the ones who create new profiles when you block one just to bitch at you for blocking them...

yes, they really are that terrible.


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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/22/2008 8:14:35 AM   
lobodomslavery


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Status: offline 		Well its fortunate your not interested in me Lady, even if you were, i doubt i would be in you
kevin

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/22/2008 8:19:09 AM   
Lynnxz


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Joined: 10/3/2006
From: Atlanta
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lobodomslavery

Well its fortunate your not interested in me Lady, even if you were, i doubt i would be in you
kevin



Trolls don't get laid kevin. You can annoy the crap out of people, OR behave like a semi coherent member of society.



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