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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/23/2008 1:30:47 PM   
Lockit


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If all the trolls were like chezzy... we would love trolls and email could be a happy place!

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/23/2008 9:28:55 PM   
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Thank you to MissLockit for her kind words and to Cat...yes i once trolled but i was a good troll...not an ugly one..smiles.

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/24/2008 11:22:12 AM   
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Here is the Trolling song. Spoofed off of Monaty Python's Lumberjack song. Enjoy!!!!

I'm a cyber troll and I'm okay,
I troll all night and I flame all day.

He's a cyber troll and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I set my sites, on a friendly folk,
I know they all hate me
On forums I go trolling
And catch some pawns for tea

He sets his sites, on friendly folk
He knows they all hate he.
On forums he goes trolling
And catches pawns for tea

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I wreck their threads, give them the hump
I laugh as sites turn sour.
I put on my disguises,
And screw around for hours.

He wrecks their threads, gives them the hump
He laughs as sites turn sour
He puts on his disguises
And screws around for hours

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I break down threads, I rant and rave,
Got twelve identities
And no one knows my gender
Or knows just who I be

He breaks down threads he rants and raves
Got twelve identities
And no one knows his gender
Or knows just who he be

He's a cyber troll, and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He trolls all night and he flames all day

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/24/2008 12:14:10 PM   
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It's Christmas time
There's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time
We still log in and we check our mail
And in our world so kinky
They all spread a smile of joy
With their spam around the world
At Christmas time
But say a prayer
To pray for those subs and doms
At Christmas time
It's hard
But while you're reading spam
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only e-mails flowing
Is for flights and funds, my dear
And the Christmas mails that come out
As they spam the planet it's clear
Well tonight thank God it's them
Writing to you
And there's lots of spam in Africa this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is cash
Oh.. where Fedex never goes
But funds from suckers flow
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Here's to you, raise a glass to everyone
Here's to them, scamming under that burning sun
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Feed the trolls
Let them know it's Christmas time
Feed the trolls
Let them know it's Christmas time
Feed the trolls
Let them know it's Christmas time
(repeat to fade)


original song by Band Aid

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/25/2008 6:03:30 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Tut.  The female trolls just aren't of the same quality as the male ones, it seems, your Ma'amship.  Women may get unsolicited pics of  men's one-eyed trouser snakes, but I've never, not once, received a single pic of a woman's growler. 



Another new word!  Dang.   My Personal Rule is that if someone wants intimate pictures of me, he or she has to take them himself!  Kind of tough to get that particular angle correct anyway, isn't it? 

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RE: Tis the season to be trolling! - 12/25/2008 6:07:40 PM   
Raechard


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mummyman321
And no one knows his gender


And no one knows their gender.

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