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Lockit -> Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 11:06:47 AM)
While mama is in the kitchen or at the mall… daddy comes to troll With too much time on his hands and his hands a roaming He must fill the holiday time off looking for some action. School is out… students must play… Family is busy… someone must stray… Isn’t it fun to be the lucky one’s with such attention? lol Are you ladies getting it too? I know the board is! lol

CatdeMedici -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 11:08:12 AM)
Not as much since I turned 99! LOL, hope your holiay finds you blessed with abundance Dear Lady.

Lockit -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 11:10:04 AM)
The abundance I've got... but not where I want it! hehe Thank you CatdeMedici! Holiday wishes to you too!

LadyPact -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 11:43:22 AM)
It has little to do with the holidays. It happens to Me on a constant basis. The hubby's only been home for a few days and I can't tell you how many comments he's made about the number of contacts I get on the other side.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 11:46:12 AM)
I feel so special! I got my first cock shot. Lucky me. The funny part was the entire content of the message was something to the effect of "Well? You didn't tell me what you thought." I obliged him by telling him exactly what I thought of his charming photo. Cocktail weenies were involved. Thank you to the lovely folks who posted on the "Submit to Me" thread. I borrowed a couple of responses. [:D]

Lockit -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 11:46:22 AM)
Oh it is a constant around here... but I am noticing a difference in some of what is said and who is speaking! lol

LadyPact -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 11:56:04 AM)
Well, of course they are turning it up another notch. It is the holidays. LOL.

lobodomslavery -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 11:58:00 AM)
well someone has to troll. its a dirty job but someone has to do from a troller

Lockit -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:00:27 PM)
Kevin you better go read my troll story! hehe I guess next... we will see the job of troll on that show... Dirty Jobs! I can't wait till that handsome, funny guy gets on the job with that one! Might change my mind on trolling... at least for a weekend!

PeonForHer -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:12:11 PM)
Tut. The female trolls just aren't of the same quality as the male ones, it seems, your Ma'amship. Women may get unsolicited pics of men's one-eyed trouser snakes, but I've never, not once, received a single pic of a woman's growler. Why should this be? It's as though God allocated all brawn, lack of taste and general boorishness to one sex, and all the primness (not to mention prickliness and bad temper) to the other. No fair. [:(]

Lockit -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:14:41 PM)
ROFL Peon.... That was bad! lol

Emperor1956 -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:17:44 PM)
quote: Lockit: While mama is in the kitchen or at the mall… daddy comes to troll With too much time on his hands and his hands a roaming He must fill the holiday time off looking for some action. School is out… students must play… Family is busy… someone must stray… Isn’t it fun to be the lucky one’s with such attention? lol Are you ladies getting it too? I know the board is! lol SOOO Sexist, Lockit. trust Me, while daddy is stringing up the lights or boozin it up at the bowling alley, momma is exploring that "kink thing" she learned about at the last girls' book club meeting or the "Precious Moments" lingerie party. Sexual curiousity (coupled with a lot of repression) knows no gender. I get some of it, too. E. (edited to add: And, Peon, I've gotten some unsolicited vag shots...and they are NOT pretty. Usually newly shaved (ugh...RAZOR BUMPS!), and split open like a pig on a roasting spit. Fortunately they are few and far between. UGH.)

Lockit -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:19:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 quote: Lockit: While mama is in the kitchen or at the mall… daddy comes to troll With too much time on his hands and his hands a roaming He must fill the holiday time off looking for some action. School is out… students must play… Family is busy… someone must stray… Isn’t it fun to be the lucky one’s with such attention? lol Are you ladies getting it too? I know the board is! lol SOOO Sexist, Lockit. trust Me, while daddy is stringing up the lights or boozin it up at the bowling alley, momma is exploring that "kink thing" she learned about at the last girls' book club meeting or the "Precious Moments" lingerie party. Sexual curiousity (coupled with a lot of repression) knows no gender. I get some of it, too. E. Point made and I stand corrected! lol Happy Holidays!

LadyPact -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:20:55 PM)
<Pokes at MisterP on the other side of the bed.> Look, Honey..... We've been found out again. LOL.

Lockit -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:21:50 PM)
ROFL! Somehow... I don't see any boredom in the next month!

Emperor1956 -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:23:57 PM)
actually, random trolls from you and Mr. P, lady P, wouldn't get trashed....now where are the naughty bit pix, huh??? Daddy WANTS! GRIN Edited to add: Oh NO. I think I just trolled on a thread about trolling. The recursive troll effect is taking hold...

LadyPact -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:27:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit ROFL! Somehow... I don't see any boredom in the next month! Let's put it this way. The only reason I'm getting out of this bed, is to go Christmas shopping. The fem subs can troll away while I'm gone. Just means I'll have something good waiting for Me when I get back. [;)]

lobodomslavery -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:43:13 PM)
Trolls might be annoying Lockit but the thing is how could anyone manage without them, life would be so dull if there was nobody to initiate a conversation. Though i have to say with the risk of getting into trouble some of the Ladies here are just way too serious, they need to loosen up a bit he he kevin

Lockit -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:48:41 PM)
Kevin I think you are trolling for a Holiday spanking... that's what I think! hehe Brat!

lobodomslavery -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 12:51:39 PM)
im sure your only joking Lockit, given it would be physically imposssible to do so across an ocean he he kevin

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