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LumusandtheLady -> Previously... (12/26/2008 11:28:31 AM)
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...on, "As the D-Ring Turns"...
Ladyrainfire had married Lumus to cross the border for the FBI and spy on Canada's recent political shifts. Lumus, not knowing the true motivation behind the marriage, continued his secret torrid affair with beargonewild, who suffered from MPD and whose Dominant personality owned piratecommander.
piratecommander, who in fact was a transgendered narcissist that proposed to its female countpart, GreedyTop, in an attempt to thwart the bailout of CollarMe by the evil coalition known only as "The Moderators" [led by Ecksie, a Nigerian who referred to himself as XI], started a slave ring to Cuba through ResidentSadist. With the illicit funds, piratecommander would hire sirsholly and virginpotty to kidnap Ecksie and halt the bailout of CollarMe, forcing the site to join with the US Air Force to invade Iceland and steal their natural resources.
Unaware of piratecommander's true goals, beargonewild funneled monies from prostituting Canadian moose in China to open a Brothel Of Beaver [BOB for short] in Iceland. Led by the Madame scifi [who cleverly misled online trolls by disguising herself as a male biker], the BOB was expected to generate enough revenue to buy better monikers for the likes of LadyHibiscus, soul2share, dcnovice and SteelofUtah.
Will Lumus, the young RCMP officer, find out about the BOB and lock up the beaver?
Will Ladyrainfire be able to decipher the true meaning behind Canada's two-tiered political system?
Will piratecommander marry himself?
Will Ecksie deliver gratuitous modspankings to keep the seedy underbelly of CM secret?
Will the Chinese keep banging moose?
For the answers to these and many other questions, tune in next time!
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