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nXPhreak -> RE: What movie is this quote from? (7/26/2009 1:52:15 PM)
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I'm going to put your fingers into a bench vice one by one, then snap them in half with a hammer.Then, after I've broken all of your fingers in 3-4 places, I'll place a phone in front of you, and say, feel free to call for help.After about 5 minutes of your desperate failed attempts to dial a number or even pick up the phone, I'll say, "You enjoy my company...don't you"?Whatever you say will be completely irrelevant. I will then put you into a V-shaped room. After you settle in to the cold concrete environment, I will release 20 raccoons into the room, but these will be special raccoons.They will be raccoons with no eyes. This will increase their anxiety greatly and you will most likely have the fun of being ripped up by 20 raccoons for a few days, with no fingers to work with it will be very very hard to kill them.Even pushing them off of you will be extremely painful. Given the V-shape of the room, there will always be a psychotic raccoon grappling your flesh.Once I'm bored of this, I will remove you from the room and tie you to a vertical stake. Then I will take a large hammer to your knees,elbows, and ankles. After about 20 minutes of this bludgeoning,I will open the door to the outside and say, "You are free to go if you'd like." After about 10 minutes of your failed "PLEASE LET ME GO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE, SOMEONE HELP ME!!! HELPPP!!!!", I will then use garden staples and staple you to the ground outside. I will also remove your tongue at this stage and probably bash all your teeth in with a hammer.I will probably also hammer a few 1' tent stakes through your body in various locations. The pain from all your broken joints will make even the slightest movement unbearable.At this time, I will remove all of your remaining, if any, clothing and cover you in tanning oil. You will burn extremely rapidly and continue to burn until your entire skin is red.Then I will wrap rope around your busted-up ankles and drag you back into to a room where all sides are covered in steel grate.Being on steel grate with no clothing will be extremely painful given all of your broken bones, lacerations, and burnt skin. With no tongue or teeth, you will be hard-pressed at this point to even beg for redemption.After spending the night on the steel grate, if you're still alive,I'll come in and start jabbing you with a fork. Places where you are burned the worst are where I will focus my attention.After a few of your raccoon wounds are re-opened, I'll start rubbing salt into your wounds. Better yet, I'll use hydrogen peroxide, toilet bowl cleaner, battery acid, boiling water, boiling grease, and antifreeze that has been in the freezer for weeks.If you survive this stage, I will marry you.
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