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HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 12:28:15 PM   
Quivver


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Status: offline 		Once again the HNG Monster knocked on my door. When I got called a Bitch,
I replied with HNG! Of course the next mail read "what's an HNG" So, rather
then just return the three words of the acronym I gave it once from Quivver's
Abridged version of Websters.

It reads: HNG, An HNG is, a derogatory statement, similar to bitch although in used in reference to the male gender of the human race when they turn to the net looking for whack off material rather then build on a friendship in a manner that will allow them the opportunity to whack off in person............. acronym HNG=HorneyNetGuy

Please add your own additions, this could be fun..........

Q

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 12:40:13 PM   
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But quivver...didn't you know that bitch is a compliment?

BITCH =BabeInTotalControlofHerself

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 12:40:35 PM   
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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 12:46:31 PM   
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MasterLand: that mythical and all-engrossing place where Masters go when not with you, at work or anywhere to be found, when needed. inside one will find delightful avenues full of lusty, writhing, beautiful, new and disposable slaves. (one note...One does need a Master Card to get in. Lord Visa will get One a day-pass only)

*blinks innocently*

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 12:48:48 PM   
RainGod


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Status: offline 		I have always heard it was Horny Net Geek... seems more befitting, doesn't it? I had a little inspiration here... hope it isn't out of place:

If your idea of auto-eroticism involves logging on... you might be an HNG.

If you've ever cut, copy, and pasted the same email to every submissive in your state... you might be an HNG.

If your desktop includes an icon for 'cyber-lube'... you might be and HNG

If your best opening line involves words bitch, whore, or slut.... you might be an HNG.

If you demand she kneel at a keyboard...you might be an HNG.

If you have ever cracked your cyber whip and then had to cyber punish her for not cyber moving fast enough... you might be an HNG.

If your think you have an automatic right to see her nude the first time you talk... you might be an HNG.

If you've ever fucked it all up for the good Doms out here by being a leg-humping, overly eager, overbearing ass... you might be an HNG.

Anybody else got any? lol

(edited to be more politically correct... but I changed my mind, lol)




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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 12:51:36 PM   
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Lmfao! Damn, foxglove... that's both hilarious and scary all at the same time!

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 12:51:52 PM   
LuckyAlbatross


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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 12:55:46 PM   
miticantenslaved


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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 12:57:09 PM   
KatyLied


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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 1:08:02 PM   
Quivver


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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

Heavy Nuts Gag


LOL, and here I thought that was the blind fold!

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 1:16:35 PM   
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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 1:28:57 PM   
KnightofMists


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Toxic

Sperm

Buildup


You know Ladies should be much more sympathetic to these poor souls.... TSB is a very serious condition that leads to all sorts of diminishing mental capacities......

"Where is the BUN!!! for those in NEED.... WE know where the BEEF is *G*"

Indecent proposals anyone??? *EG*

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 3:38:41 PM   
aurora31


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quote:

ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

T.S.B


Toxic

Sperm

Buildup


You know Ladies should be much more sympathetic to these poor souls.... TSB is a very serious condition that leads to all sorts of diminishing mental capacities......

"Where is the BUN!!! for those in NEED.... WE know where the BEEF is *G*"

Indecent proposals anyone??? *EG*




Thanks for the laugh KoM sir I really needed one tonight.

aurora

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 4:41:14 PM   
Gomez


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quote:

ORIGINAL: foxglove716

how about matotowahm?

Masturbating At The Office To Online Women who Are Hairy Men


Someone call the hospital, my sides are splitting....

quote:


I have always heard it was Horny Net Geek... seems more befitting, doesn't it? I had a little inspiration here... hope it isn't out of place:

If your idea of auto-eroticism involves logging on... you might be an HNG.

If you've ever cut, copy, and pasted the same email to every submissive in your state... you might be an HNG.

If your desktop includes an icon for 'cyber-lube'... you might be and HNG

If your best opening line involves words bitch, whore, or slut.... you might be an HNG.

If you demand she kneel at a keyboard...you might be an HNG.

If you have ever cracked your cyber whip and then had to cyber punish her for not cyber moving fast enough... you might be an HNG.

If your think you have an automatic right to see her nude the first time you talk... you might be an HNG.

If you've ever fucked it all up for the good Doms out here by being a leg-humping, overly eager, overbearing ass... you might be an HNG.

Anybody else got any? lol

(edited to be more politically correct... but I changed my mind, lol)


Oh gawd, I just collapsed in a pile of bones and skin due to eyes going crossed and tears flowing from laughing so hard!!

quote:


T.S.B


Toxic

Sperm

Buildup


You know Ladies should be much more sympathetic to these poor souls.... TSB is a very serious condition that leads to all sorts of diminishing mental capacities......


*Gaps for breath*.....this is too much!!....*wheezes as he reaches for the oxygen tank*

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 4:52:19 PM   
Aileen68


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Quivver


quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

Heavy Nuts Gag


LOL, and here I thought that was the blind fold!


It's called teabagging when you use those Heavy Nuts as a blindfold.
College frat boys know all about it...a common past time...so I've heard. :)

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 4:57:05 PM   
fyreredsub


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ORIGINAL: miticantenslaved

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MasterLand: that mythical and all-engrossing place where Masters go when not with you, at work or anywhere to be found, when needed. inside one will find delightful avenues full of lusty, writhing, beautiful, new and disposable slaves. (one note...One does need a Master Card to get in. Lord Visa will get One a day-pass only)

*blinks innocently*

~miti



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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 5:43:25 PM   
Gomez


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ORIGINAL: fyreredsub

ah yes the perverbial, master of the cock in their hand only



Ummm, was that you looking in my office and shaking your head at me?? LOL

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 5:48:09 PM   
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quote:

It's called teabagging when you use those Heavy Nuts as a blindfold.

And if you'd like to learn more about this, just go to your local video store and rent "Pecker" directed by John Waters (link)

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 6:05:05 PM   
SweetSarijane


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quote:

ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

T.S.B


Toxic

Sperm

Buildup


You know Ladies should be much more sympathetic to these poor souls.... TSB is a very serious condition that leads to all sorts of diminishing mental capacities......

"Where is the BUN!!! for those in NEED.... WE know where the BEEF is *G*"

Indecent proposals anyone??? *EG*



Thank you KoM. That just totally cracked me up. I was taking a drink when I read it and had to clean off my monitor. Worth it for that laugh.

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 6:37:32 PM   
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Wanking
In
Long
Lustrous
Strokes
But there are also the WIG people out there as well
Wanking
In
Glee

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