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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 7:02:15 PM   
Gomez


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Status: offline 		Or WIG could mean....

Wanking...

Inconcognito....

Groupies/Group....

Maybe thats a new group I could start

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 9:43:09 PM   
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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 9:54:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		OMG this such a great change of reading..... i've not laughed this hard in long time... yall are on a roll tonight... KOM.. thank i too had to clean my monitor for losing my coke all over it reading yours too.

i think yall got all the good ones.. if i can even remotely come close, i'll post again.

lol

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 10:56:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: OscarHargraves

"Honest. No Gonads!"

HAHAHHAHAHA

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/5/2006 11:08:24 PM   
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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/6/2006 12:10:40 AM   
NakedOnMyChain


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Oops, pardon the above. That was my personal random phrase generator. It seems every time I hit a certain spot on Ty's back during a backrub he spouts random words.

HNG= Holy Nerferter Gunk

Damn, must have hit the spot again.

HNG= Heavily Newbie Groped

Ok, that one had some context. HNG (Heavily Newbie Groped) is a phrase describing the pathetic cyber-groping that some newbs try to perform via one line introductory e-mails that say "Get on your knees for me, slut." It generally ends in the aforementioned newbs jerking of to bad hentai and typically is followed by:

HIB= Heavenly Ignore Button

HIB (Heavenly Ignore Button) is used immediately after the above situation. It is usually sent with an e-mail containing the message "Take two and call reality in the morning. If you're not feeling better in a week I know a great place where you can be drawn and quartered for free. That should clear the problem up."

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/6/2006 12:20:32 AM   
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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/6/2006 5:14:37 AM   
passionfirenmo


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LOL

But quivver...didn't you know that bitch is a compliment?

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/6/2006 5:19:20 AM   
passionfirenmo


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I have always heard it was Horny Net Geek... seems more befitting, doesn't it? I had a little inspiration here... hope it isn't out of place:

If your idea of auto-eroticism involves logging on... you might be an HNG.

If you've ever cut, copy, and pasted the same email to every submissive in your state... you might be an HNG.

If your desktop includes an icon for 'cyber-lube'... you might be and HNG

If your best opening line involves words bitch, whore, or slut.... you might be an HNG.

If you demand she kneel at a keyboard...you might be an HNG.

If you have ever cracked your cyber whip and then had to cyber punish her for not cyber moving fast enough... you might be an HNG.

If your think you have an automatic right to see her nude the first time you talk... you might be an HNG.

If you've ever fucked it all up for the good Doms out here by being a leg-humping, overly eager, overbearing ass... you might be an HNG.

Anybody else got any? lol

(edited to be more politically correct... but I changed my mind, lol)





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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/6/2006 5:21:26 AM   
passionfirenmo


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Status: offline 		Quivver,,,Did this shut him up?...lol

Have fun Stay well,
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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/6/2006 5:41:38 AM   
fyreredsub


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ORIGINAL: Gomez


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ORIGINAL: fyreredsub

ah yes the perverbial, master of the cock in their hand only



Ummm, was that you looking in my office and shaking your head at me?? LOL



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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/9/2006 5:44:19 PM   
TheMasterBear


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Sperm Retention Headache. The physical symptom associated with T.S.B

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RE: HNG ~ definition - 1/9/2006 11:39:42 PM   
luvdragonx


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quote:

ORIGINAL: RainGod

I have always heard it was Horny Net Geek... seems more befitting, doesn't it? I had a little inspiration here... hope it isn't out of place:

If your idea of auto-eroticism involves logging on... you might be an HNG.

If you've ever cut, copy, and pasted the same email to every submissive in your state... you might be an HNG.

If your desktop includes an icon for 'cyber-lube'... you might be and HNG

If your best opening line involves words bitch, whore, or slut.... you might be an HNG.

If you demand she kneel at a keyboard...you might be an HNG.

If you have ever cracked your cyber whip and then had to cyber punish her for not cyber moving fast enough... you might be an HNG.

If your think you have an automatic right to see her nude the first time you talk... you might be an HNG.

If you've ever fucked it all up for the good Doms out here by being a leg-humping, overly eager, overbearing ass... you might be an HNG.

Anybody else got any? lol

(edited to be more politically correct... but I changed my mind, lol)





If you get angry and berate a woman for not calling you within the first 10 minutes of receiving your phone number (when she didn't ask for it or otherwise agree to talk to you)...you might be an HNG

If you think that saying "Ooooh", "Yes Daddy" or "Harder!" in all caps means she's REALLY into it..................you might be an HNG

If you get off to cyber smacking, licking or slurping....you might be an HNG

If your lube has it's own spot between the mouse and the pencil jar.....you might be an HNG

If you can't understand why women don't respond well to your wit, charm and 6 paragraph description of what you want to do to her sexually.....you might be an HNG

If you think that all submissive women are really Sadistic FemDoms In Denial Because She Hasn't Met You Yet.......you might be an HNG

If you think that merely telling women you have a 10" cock is enough to make them jump on a webcam for you......You might be an HNG

And finally....

If this list offends, annoys or otherwise pisses you off because you think people are making fun of your lifestyle and don't understand how much of a REAL DOM/sub you are ---- you might be an HNG.

< Message edited by luvdragonx -- 1/9/2006 11:46:19 PM >

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