LaMalinche
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I've heard that egg whites are similar in consistancy to KY or even natural body secretions. But when I sit here and think about it, I'd think they'd be even more slippery. I haven't tried them, so I don't honestly know for sure....would they dry up sooner? ANYBODY HERE TRIED EGG WHITES FOR LUBE??? lol
chymes
Egg whites? Hmm... I can't help but wonder... can one get salmonella poisoning via the rectum or vagina?
Hmmm, why not just use pasturized eggs, the ones they put in cookie dough so that it is safe to eat uncooked? The no worries abot food poisoning of your "pink bits". (okay I liked that term)
LOL I can just see it, my partner in the hospital with food poisoning and trying to explain to the Dr how s/he ingested the egg whites in the forst place. "Well, Doc, we thought we would try using them for lube, and then we started the oral sex. . ." Too funny.
How do I feel about the yearly exam? Well it is one of those things that as a female you need to go do.
I usually feel cold - those Dr.'s offices are freezing.
If a Master/Mistress/Dom/Sub went in with me? Nope, still gonna be cold. While it is prefered that one goes in alone, you can speak to your PCP or Gyn and have your partner come in with you. Do I have a need to do this? Nope. If they really wanted to? FIne. They are gonna be pretty bored though. However, I have always just driven myself to my yearly appointments, so it is a moot point.
Do I get hot and wet? What have you been watching? It is a clinical setting. The stirrups are not padded, there is no fur and leather, the paper on the table makes those crunchy noises, and then of course there is that O so sexy gown that you have to put on. To put it another way, sure I like sucking a partners cock, but I don't get turned on by a throat culture.
No clit or labia piercings, but I likely would not take them out unless necessary - I don't take my earing out, unless a special test requires it.
Male or Female - I prefer the best that I can get. Currently I have a male PCP and a female OBGYN. However, there have been times that I have seen the opposite sex in these for whatever reason.
As far as explaining bruises - had to do this a few weeks ago, actually. I have always found that when the topic comes up, the big grin with wide eyes and the inquisitive, "Yeeees?" works well. They get the idea very quickly. Positive attitude will take you everywhere with that.
LaMalinche
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Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time)
Jumping on the Pratchett bandwagon with miti. Besides - wikiquote is down right now.
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