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Lockit -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 5:51:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Locket, you just gave up your leg to stand on when complaining about receiving cock shots via email.


I know, I thought of that and posted anyway... lol  But see... I asked for these. hehe



FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 5:53:18 PM)

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Do you believe that "real men" don't cater to women?  Or in order to be a "real man" you have to be a dominant male?
Kind of makes me wonder what the hell I am?
Au contraire, my friend.   A lot of profiles read like that because they attract a certain type, and I know, because they write to me often (the lowly ones, who want to be trues slaves, and want to be cuck'd, etc, their words not mine).   I feel that only a real man could cater well to me, because I'm hetero; if I were bi, I'm sure some women could as well.[8D]    M



ShaktiSama -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 6:01:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Steponme73
That kind of got me wondering how many other women on this board feel this way.  Do you believe that "real men" don't cater to women? 


Err...really undesirable, unsexy men don't cater to women.  The femme subs can have 'em.  [;)]



feydeplume -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 6:05:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lockit

Will all the men stand in line please... we are going to hold 'real men' checks...


And make sure to stand up straight



PeonForHer -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 6:09:41 PM)

I used to be a real man, but then I embraced my inner fake, and I feel much better now!
 
[;)] Excellent. 

To hell with it.  Life's too short.





feydeplume -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 6:15:28 PM)

So that means that you will be using a fake dick in the real man line up? what color?



MistressBliss -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 6:24:12 PM)

A real man is his real self be it dom, switch, sub or slave.



PeonForHer -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 6:49:57 PM)

So that means that you will be using a fake dick in the real man line up? what color?

English flag pattern, of course.  Need you have asked?  [;)]



Venatrix -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 6:53:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

So that means that you will be using a fake dick in the real man line up? what color?

English flag pattern, of course.  Need you have asked?  [;)]


Well, that certainly gives a whole new meaning to the expression "flying the flag."  Would that make it a Union Jack-Off?



Lockit -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 6:55:43 PM)

lol



feydeplume -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 6:56:07 PM)

that reminds me of the old saying "close your eyes and think of England". mmmm England... in tight jeans....



FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 6:56:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lockit
Will all the men stand in line please... we are going to hold 'real men' checks...
I'm always late for a good party, damn it!
Did I already miss the "real men" check, because I've taken anatomy class, and can help?! [8|]  M



DrkJourney -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 7:04:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lockit

Will all the men stand in line please... we are going to hold 'real men' checks...


I think you need an assistant [sm=mrpuffy.gif]



PeonForHer -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 7:04:28 PM)

Steponme,

When RedMagic quips,
 
I used to be a real man, but then I embraced my inner fake, and I feel much better now!
 
. . . It gets to the nub of it, for me.   Every man is already a "real" man, on account of he has testicles.  If a part of what I am, once embraced and owned, feels like it makes me more whole, then I'm more of a human as a result.  Since I'm already a man, such embracing of that part of me also makes me more of a man than I was before. 

I do wonder what they'll dream up in the future as the defining features of a "real man".  Will it be those with built muscles, or those without?  Will they all be smokers again, just like they were in the 1950's?  Long hair, short hair?  Pink suits? 

Waste of energy and waste of time.



PeonForHer -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 7:06:56 PM)

Would that make it a Union Jack-Off?

[:D]
 
But if I had the possibility of a union nearby, why would I need a jack-off?



DrkJourney -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 7:08:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

So that means that you will be using a fake dick in the real man line up? what color?

English flag pattern, of course.  Need you have asked?  [;)]


I wanna seeeeeeeeee  [sm=wave.gif][sm=wave.gif][sm=wave.gif][sm=wave.gif]



PeonForHer -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 7:10:37 PM)

that reminds me of the old saying "close your eyes and think of England". mmmm England... in tight jeans....

_____________________________

Wait! Are those my pants?

They're mine, but Venatrix has been borrowing them, so they're no longer tight on me, I'm afraid. [;)]



DrkJourney -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 7:11:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMAAM1

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ORIGINAL: Lockit
Will all the men stand in line please... we are going to hold 'real men' checks...
I'm always late for a good party, damn it!
Did I already miss the "real men" check, because I've taken anatomy class, and can help?! [8|]  M


[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]



mistresstammy69 -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 7:12:30 PM)

HE MUST LOST IS REAL DICK TO THE GIRL WITH THE ITCH LOL



LadyHibiscus -> RE: A very interesting Profile (1/19/2009 7:12:42 PM)

So only fake men cater to women?  So I should be dating a drag king? 

I mean, that would be hot and all, but...  well... 

Sigh.

Confused Hib



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