ResidentSadist
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I believe that only heroin/morphine could take the edge off of a sugar buzz from Krispy Kreme donuts. I also believe that crack cocaine is the main ingredient in the glaze. I ate Krispy Kreme donuts for the first time last year. I had herd so much about them, I ordered one of everything. The cute little soul sister behind the counter said the glazed ones were “da’ real deal if eat them hot” so I also got a dozen of those. I got in my car and the smell was fantastic. I reached in to the box of the hot glazed donuts and ate 4 of them before I made it home. I was so buzzed from the sugar, and so excited about finally trying Krispy Kreme, I expressed my elation to girl and her friend. Apparently, I was talking so fast I sounded like the announcer to the Micro Machines by Galoob commercial and the girls were cracking up. So, it is my firm belief that $6 worth of Krispy Kreme requires $100.00 worth of heroin or a dozen valium to counteract it and detox is beyond hope.
< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 1/24/2009 11:41:43 PM >
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