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missturbation -> Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/29/2009 5:33:56 PM)
As Greedy and Pirates crew counsellor i feel i really should fulfill my duties and offer, well my councelling services to anyone in need of councelling with regards to the wedding [:D]

beargonewild -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/29/2009 6:21:26 PM)
Dear Dr Misst: As one who is the chosen, is it within my duties to offer myself and my services to the Groom to be prior to the nuptials? And would I also make myself readily serviceable in the groom's wedding party? signed - a willing man whore.

piratecommander -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/29/2009 9:47:25 PM)
Dr Misst , I am currently suffering from chronic Cider withdrawl at the moment , I have developed a tolerance for American "beer" as an attempt to overcome this problem . Are there any serious risks to my mental health if I continue this regime of self abuse ? Also , thankyou for your previous encouragement as regards living with my Monkey fetish. Pirate

Daddysredhead -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/29/2009 10:54:52 PM)
Dr. Misst, As the Crew Bewbage Inspector, do you think this is a job better done with my hands or tongue? Always wanting to do the best job possible, Red [;)]

KMsAngel -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/29/2009 11:21:45 PM)
dear misst, how do i handle the utter dissapointment of not being able to attend the piratemonkey wedding due to it being on the complete other side of the world? ps. i will pass this info on to wanders as well.

GimpinDenial -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 3:09:30 AM)
Dear Mist, I am concerned over this whole wedding deal..... Does this mean that certain pictures will be taken away from a certain profile... or added to??? I gotta have my wank fodder too yanno..... -Signed: Anonymously Concerned

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 6:45:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Dear Dr Misst: As one who is the chosen, is it within my duties to offer myself and my services to the Groom to be prior to the nuptials? And would I also make myself readily serviceable in the groom's wedding party? signed - a willing man whore. Dear willing man whore, Do bear's shit in the woods? Of course you should be readily available to the grooms wedding party - pfft. Although i'm thinking that as your name suggests you may be willing to undertake this duty with relish, perhaps it may be more fun for the sadist in the groom to not allow any use of you at all. Now that would be showing utter devotion to your role at Greedy and Pirates wedding. No usage but still big smiles from the bear.

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 6:52:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: piratecommander Dr Misst , I am currently suffering from chronic Cider withdrawl at the moment , I have developed a tolerance for American "beer" as an attempt to overcome this problem . Are there any serious risks to my mental health if I continue this regime of self abuse ? Also , thankyou for your previous encouragement as regards living with my Monkey fetish. Pirate Dear Pirate, I was once told that you can make lemonade from water, sugar and lemons. Put all in a glass, stir vigorously and bingo. So my thinking (twisted) says take one glass of pee, add apples and sugar and stir vigorously with ones penis. Voila home made cider. To be blunt i think your mental condition is way past the stage where you need to worry about further deteriation. I would watch for things like asking for chips instead of crisps, a slight twang in your lovely dulcet brit tones and loss of sense of irony though. If this happens i prescribe a good dose of monty python followed by the young ones. Should you start to agree with american politics please book the next flight home, bringing greedy with ya of course and i will immediately arrange for you to have severe electric shock treatment. [:D]

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 6:58:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Dr. Misst, As the Crew Bewbage Inspector, do you think this is a job better done with my hands or tongue? Always wanting to do the best job possible, Red [;)] Dear Red, It is my personal opinion that bewbage inspecting should be vigorous and thorough. I suggest the hands on approach first followed by :- Tongue Teeth Pin wheel Cane Whip Flogger Paddle Candle wax Knife Cupping Electro play Hands again Tongue Teeth and so on and so on. I know this may take up a 'little' of your time but i have a feeling you may not mind.

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 7:03:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel dear misst, how do i handle the utter dissapointment of not being able to attend the piratemonkey wedding due to it being on the complete other side of the world? ps. i will pass this info on to wanders as well. Dear KM'sAngel, Here is what you do. You realise that it is your own fault that you live on the other side of the world and you punish yourself accordingly. Twenty cat o nine tail strikes on your bewbage should do it. Then you send a pic of said bewbage to Red (bewbage inspector) for her analysis. She will let you know if you have done a sufficent job on yourself. If not repeat process until Red is happy with results.

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 7:12:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial Dear Mist, I am concerned over this whole wedding deal..... Does this mean that certain pictures will be taken away from a certain profile... or added to??? I gotta have my wank fodder too yanno..... -Signed: Anonymously Concerned Dear anonymously concerned, Maybe i'm being blonde but i have no idea who's profile you are referring to. However this does not really matter as the crux of this matter which is concerning to me, is that you are thinking of yourself at such a time as this. It's Pirate and Greedys wedding soon for gawds sake, how could you be so shell fish? The only solution fit for you twatook is to go to my room right now. There you will find an album with wank fodder in it. You will then wank yourself silly until you go blind, that old wives tale aint an old wives tale really you know! Once blind i will present you to a Domme i know who has not far descended from ape yet. For anyone not getting my drift she has more hair than a yeti!! She also does not believe in washing so her armpits which you will snuggle into nightly smell like road kill and her vagina like six month old stilton and oh yeah there is mould down there. All this serves you right for being the selfish git that you are [:D]

VirginPotty -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 7:19:23 AM)
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Dnomyar -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 7:53:32 AM)
Miss pay no attention to Bears ramblings. It is winter time here. He should be hibernating in his cave.

Dnomyar -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 7:55:17 AM)
Dear Miss. Potty claims she is a virgin. How can I rid her of that curse. I mean a virgin at a wedding. That has to be bad luck.

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 8:10:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar Dear Miss. Potty claims she is a virgin. How can I rid her of that curse. I mean a virgin at a wedding. That has to be bad luck. Dear Dnomyar, There are several ways you could rid potty of her 'curse' as you put it. You could offer your services to rid her of virginity!! You could find her the man of her dreams to help her out with this or you could drug her and take advantage. Please bare in mind the latter is illegal and could end in some prison shower soap nightmares come true for you. However i'm thinking that a virgin at a wedding is a lovely novelty and could be used to an advantage. I mean how often do all those sadists who will be at the wedding get to sacrifice a real virgin? Think about it guy's, it could be a once in a lifetime opportunity!!

VirginPotty -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 8:12:04 AM)
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GimpinDenial -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 8:21:42 AM)
that Anonymously Concerned fellow should be ashamed of himself.....

Dnomyar -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 8:46:32 AM)
Dear Miss: I am the man of her dreams. I would appreciate it if you would mention that fact to her.

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 9:19:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar Dear Miss: I am the man of her dreams. I would appreciate it if you would mention that fact to her. Dear Dnomyar, Do i look like a fooking dating service ???????????? I'm a consellor not a dial - a - fuck line [:@]

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 9:20:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty [sm=afraid.gif] Sorry no fluffly counselling here. Ya know lol often what is good for us isn't always pleasant [:D]

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