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LeMis -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 5:48:50 PM)
SNORT [;)]

beargonewild -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 5:49:28 PM)
" No Bear! Bad bad Bear"

LeMis -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 5:50:44 PM)
"you don't look anything like your avatar picture" [:(] [;)] [:D][:D][:D]

PirateAndMonkey -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 5:55:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Apparently someone, who shall remain anonymous, was overheard offering to be the fluffer on the wedding night. Yes, Bear.. and as much as we appreciated the offer, and we both adore you, we had to say no.... (monkey) ok... I aint sharin my man!

Daddysredhead -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 5:59:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PirateAndMonkey quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Apparently someone, who shall remain anonymous, was overheard offering to be the fluffer on the wedding night. Yes, Bear.. and as much as we appreciated the offer, and we both adore you, we had to say no.... (monkey) ok... I aint sharin my man! LOL!!! I thought he was talking about my offer to be Cali's fluff girl before her night of debauchery. [:o] Monkeylicious ~ your wedding party is apparently made of of 2 very slutty, oversexed people. giggles aren't you the lucky one? [:D]

beargonewild -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 6:03:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PirateAndMonkey quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Apparently someone, who shall remain anonymous, was overheard offering to be the fluffer on the wedding night. Yes, Bear.. and as much as we appreciated the offer, and we both adore you, we had to say no.... (monkey) ok... I aint sharin my man! Oh maaaaaaann bestest bart Simpson voice I was trying to keep that person anonymous...sheesh.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 6:04:12 PM)
Overheard at the entrance of the Woodshed: Wow, can I just stand here and marvel at the wonder that is your bewbage? Dayum, someone could get totally lost forever in that cleavage... but what a way to go. and then there was: * Can I just rub your titties for good luck? - Well, it isn't like they're a Buddha belly, y'all... who's good luck are we talking about? Yours or mine? * I'm not sure, I'd be lucky to touch them, and you're getting felt up... so I just thought it was win-win. [:D]

hejira92 -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 6:07:11 PM)
Asked of the Bride- "Does he cum in that accent?" The Bride actually BLUSHED and ask- "Is it getting hot in here? I need a cigarette!" And then she ran out of the room! (alright, alright. I was the slut who asked.....[8\|])

PirateAndMonkey -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 6:14:17 PM)
but you were a slut in high heels that SWEEPS!! and made pushing a broom...OH SO DAMN SEXY!!

hejira92 -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 6:20:26 PM)
Hey, when I serve, I SERVE, Baby!!!

Gwynvyd -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 6:25:25 PM)
Over heard: "Aww your just a puddin bear... no "g" needed. and if anyone gives you flack for that name now.. just tell them you are called it because you are thick, creamy and sweet!" Gwyn

beargonewild -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 6:56:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd Over heard: "Aww your just a puddin bear... no "g" needed. and if anyone gives you flack for that name now.. just tell them you are called it because you are thick, creamy and sweet!" Gwyn ROFL adores Gwyn

PirateAndMonkey -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 7:01:15 PM)
PUDDIN BEAR!! lick lick

Gwynvyd -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 7:07:05 PM)
adores Bear right back Gwyn

Daddysredhead -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 7:07:56 PM)
To soft: "Sweetie, I'm just going to step in here and make an executive decision. These couple of things just aren't going to get done, but no one will notice. Now we can just breathe. Inhale, exhale..." [:)]

beargonewild -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 7:26:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PirateAndMonkey PUDDIN BEAR!! lick lick ~breaks out in tears of happiness~

Daddysredhead -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 7:28:47 PM)
"Pure... hmmm, see her name just smacks of false advertising, doesn't it?" [;)]

beargonewild -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 7:32:44 PM)
~WEG~ It is a blatant contradiction Red!

PirateAndMonkey -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 7:35:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild quote: ORIGINAL: PirateAndMonkey PUDDIN BEAR!! lick lick ~breaks out in tears of happiness~ I MADE BEAR WEEPY AGAIN!!!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 7:39:09 PM)
“Not that you didn’t have my respect to start with but, after meeting your son, I am impressed with you mothering skills. How much do you want to raise some of my kids?”

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