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scifi1133 -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/8/2009 11:34:04 PM)
and not a very good liar either lmao.

doll -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 3:09:07 AM)
With my hair clasped tightly in her hand, MoGa stated: "You will cry! You're so quiet, it's like hitting a wall, now cry damn it! Why are you laughing? Noone laughs when I hit them, apparently I am not hitting you hard enough" (She WAS beating me hard, I have the bruises to prove it lol)

Dnomyar -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 3:37:21 AM)
WAIT! Is it to late for me to turn into a lesbian????

purepleasure -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 4:34:37 AM)
Red, no wonder you lost your bottom, there's a big crack in it! (and I am too Pure!)

VirginPotty -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 6:47:13 AM)
"Hey........bring me my cigarettes, drink & all that other happy horsehit on the table"!!

beargonewild -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 6:50:36 AM)
gee Pots, you'll have to get them yourself.....kinda busy here yanno

VirginPotty -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 6:56:05 AM)
[sm=cute.gif]My fuzzy man whore!

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 1:55:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 Ahh---HEM!!! Lushy.... don't you think you ought to credit that first quote???????? I swear to gawd. Sunshine used my computer and posted that! It was Cuffkinks!

CreativeDominant -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 2:23:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead I'm stunned. I am a pillar of virtue. ~coughs and snorts~[;)] and an apparent liar... [;)] God, I wish I could've been there...[:@]

Phoenixpower -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 2:41:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PirateAndMonkey quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Apparently someone, who shall remain anonymous, was overheard offering to be the fluffer on the wedding night. Yes, Bear.. and as much as we appreciated the offer, and we both adore you, we had to say no.... (monkey) ok... I aint sharin my man! That's a shame...I thought you both are gonna train him to become a Sir [8\|][8\|][8\|]

Phoenixpower -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 2:50:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist RSadist - I kissed bear on the lips. PirateC - I kissed him first! RSadist - I wondered what that aftertaste was? wow...I would have loved to see that....do we have a picture of that [8D]

piratecommander -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 3:39:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Night night guys . . . and since we are making it official, I will repost the convo labeled... RSadist - I kissed bear on the lips. PirateC - I kissed him first! RSadist - I wondered what that aftertaste was? quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Kalon... first, you made ME all weepy... thank you for your lovely words.......then I read teh rest, with Pirate reading over my shoulder. I started laughing my ass off, and he said to openly confirm the convo! LMAO!! ok, we're off to bed..much love and gratitude to all who helped make our special day SO special in all the best ways!! So , since there clearly was an aftertaste ..... If RS can identify it ..... then by a degree of separation ..... does this mean that RS has inadvertantly ..... kissed the Pirate ? Pirate

lronitulstahp -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 3:47:55 PM)
Sits across from sharply dressed barrel chested gentleman with piercing blue eyes, and is on my best behavior, as it's OBVIOUS he's a minister or some sort of dignitary me:"So are you a friend of Andrea's?" him:" I know her from Collarme" me:"who are you on CM?" him:"Sappatoti" meincredulously)"Holy crap, i've been on my best behavior for Sappa?!?!?!"(followed by dirty jokes, slutty conversation, and an endless stream of double entendre with LeMis, Sage, Poen, hejira, and the other wicked ones at the table...) btw...may i just say "Sock-it-to-me- Sappatotti....what a hottie!!!!!!!!growl*

hejira92 -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 4:52:15 PM)
I think my favorite had to be on Friday, when I was afraid to sing another song and Master wanted me too, He leaned over and told me, "If you sing one more time, I'll take you back to the hotel and fuck you." You bet I sang one more time!!!!

hejira92 -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 4:54:59 PM)
Or the time I was asked, "Do you rent Him out?" I just thought-which part of the Master/sub thing do you not understand?? (love ya', hgp![:D])

Daddysredhead -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 11:22:10 PM)
(in Caro's car, coming back after the wedding) Honey, in the South, tobacco is considered a vegetable.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 11:24:26 PM)
(at the wedding, after sharing truffle with Cali) I did not bite you! You aren't really bleeding, are you? Ohmygary, you are! Shit, I'm soooo sorry. I thought I just bit the truffle. sniffles then... perk Hey, Cali, does that mean we're fluid bonded now? Cuz that's just fuckin' hawt. (LOL)

Daddysredhead -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 11:28:39 PM)
(after hugging many pocket-sized girls at the wedding reception) Is it my imagination, or do all these girls only come up to my titties? (not sure who replied) Red, is that really a bad thing? No, but they're like little elves, resting their weary heads on my pillowy airbags.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/9/2009 11:30:17 PM)
I'd rather raise a mug in toast, shake your hand or buck shoulders but, you may have a point about that kiss by proxy thing. quote: ORIGINAL: piratecommander quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Night night guys . . . and since we are making it official, I will repost the convo labeled... RSadist - I kissed bear on the lips. PirateC - I kissed him first! RSadist - I wondered what that aftertaste was? quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Kalon... first, you made ME all weepy... thank you for your lovely words.......then I read teh rest, with Pirate reading over my shoulder. I started laughing my ass off, and he said to openly confirm the convo! LMAO!! ok, we're off to bed..much love and gratitude to all who helped make our special day SO special in all the best ways!! So , since there clearly was an aftertaste ..... If RS can identify it ..... then by a degree of separation ..... does this mean that RS has inadvertantly ..... kissed the Pirate ? Pirate

piratecommander -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 12:29:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I'd rather raise a mug in toast, shake your hand or buck shoulders but, you may have a point about that kiss by proxy thing. quote: ORIGINAL: piratecommander quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Night night guys . . . and since we are making it official, I will repost the convo labeled... RSadist - I kissed bear on the lips. PirateC - I kissed him first! RSadist - I wondered what that aftertaste was? quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Kalon... first, you made ME all weepy... thank you for your lovely words.......then I read teh rest, with Pirate reading over my shoulder. I started laughing my ass off, and he said to openly confirm the convo! LMAO!! ok, we're off to bed..much love and gratitude to all who helped make our special day SO special in all the best ways!! So , since there clearly was an aftertaste ..... If RS can identify it ..... then by a degree of separation ..... does this mean that RS has inadvertantly ..... kissed the Pirate ? Pirate I hope my mommy was wrong and you can't get pregnant from kissing ....... if she's right ...... can the world hande a Bear/Pirate/Sadist baby ? Pirate

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