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piratecommander -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 12:52:56 AM)
Your eyes spoke volumes , although brieflly , I will honour and protect your friend , and thanks for being cosmopolitan enough to shout me a pint. Pirate

GreedyTop -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 12:55:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead (after hugging many pocket-sized girls at the wedding reception) Is it my imagination, or do all these girls only come up to my titties? (not sure who replied) Red, is that really a bad thing? No, but they're like little elves, resting their weary heads on my pillowy airbags. swoons at the memory of being able to lay my head on Red's bewbage comfortably

KMsAngel -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 1:09:25 AM)
quote: I hope my mommy was wrong and you can't get pregnant from kissing ....... if she's right ...... can the world hande a Bear/Pirate/Sadist baby ? Pirate [8\|] i'm envisioning this goateed, bald, sexy kneed, sadistic little baby. gives new meaning to breast torture when it breastfed won't leave the safety pins in his nappies will insist on those sexy black leather nappy covers will have perfected "the stare" within weeks the playpen will be turned upside down to cage all his little friends - especially the girls will growl like a little bear cub

scifi1133 -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 1:11:32 AM)
snort

CatdeMedici -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 3:57:04 AM)
My mother to Me in the limo of wedding number three: *Its not too late you know, we can turn around and go home* My response: *What and spoil the party for all these people, I am way too invested. I'll call the attorney when I get back.*

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 5:50:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 Or the time I was asked, "Do you rent Him out?" I just thought-which part of the Master/sub thing do you not understand?? (love ya', hgp![:D]) Heh - what can I say? It just didn't seem right to ask HIM if he could be rented out..... lol........ (trying Really Hard to look innocent here) it's part of that 'not into power exchange but try to give ethical consideration to asking the S.O. prior to drooling To obviously' thing! edited to add : VP, I'm not sayin nothin' cept : It's an Okie thang........

CalifChick -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 6:35:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead LOL!!! I thought he was talking about my offer to be Cali's fluff girl before her night of debauchery. [:o] Offer? OFFER?? You WERE my fluff girl, and fluffed and fluffed and fluffed until someone pried us apart. You're lucky I let you touch me after your other kiss that drew blood. Ho. Cali

everhope -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 6:43:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel quote: I hope my mommy was wrong and you can't get pregnant from kissing ....... if she's right ...... can the world hande a Bear/Pirate/Sadist baby ? Pirate [8\|] i'm envisioning this goateed, bald, sexy kneed, sadistic little baby. gives new meaning to breast torture when it breastfed won't leave the safety pins in his nappies will insist on those sexy black leather nappy covers will have perfected "the stare" within weeks the playpen will be turned upside down to cage all his little friends - especially the girls will growl like a little bear cub now that's hysterical!

GreedyTop -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 9:06:33 AM)
I think one of the moments that will always stay with me is when I said to him "Are you going to look at me or not?" as we were about to say our vows...LOL

VirginPotty -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 9:09:49 AM)
Oh yeah!! THAT was funny!

GreedyTop -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 9:29:11 AM)
And my stepdad is worried that because he was never asked to give me away it means that he and my Mom are stuck with me?

VirginPotty -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 9:30:08 AM)
Yup, that too!!!!! So many wonderful "quotes"!

GreedyTop -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 9:42:06 AM)
I've just added a few more on www.juancas.com

sirsholly -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 9:44:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I've just added a few more on www.juancas.com <scampers off Hey Pots...you gonna look too...or do you need help AGAIN?

sirsholly -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 9:49:10 AM)
the pics are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

piratecommander -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 10:04:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: everhope quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel quote: I hope my mommy was wrong and you can't get pregnant from kissing ....... if she's right ...... can the world hande a Bear/Pirate/Sadist baby ? Pirate [8\|] i'm envisioning this goateed, bald, sexy kneed, sadistic little baby. gives new meaning to breast torture when it breastfed won't leave the safety pins in his nappies will insist on those sexy black leather nappy covers will have perfected "the stare" within weeks the playpen will be turned upside down to cage all his little friends - especially the girls will growl like a little bear cub now that's hysterical! Does this mean I should feel obliged to marry Bear and RS out of "duty" now ? Pirate

Gwynvyd -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 10:10:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: piratecommander quote: ORIGINAL: everhope quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel quote: I hope my mommy was wrong and you can't get pregnant from kissing ....... if she's right ...... can the world hande a Bear/Pirate/Sadist baby ? Pirate [8\|] i'm envisioning this goateed, bald, sexy kneed, sadistic little baby. gives new meaning to breast torture when it breastfed won't leave the safety pins in his nappies will insist on those sexy black leather nappy covers will have perfected "the stare" within weeks the playpen will be turned upside down to cage all his little friends - especially the girls will growl like a little bear cub now that's hysterical! Does this mean I should feel obliged to marry Bear and RS out of "duty" now ? Pirate Now that would be one hell of a Manwich! LOL Gwyn

VirginPotty -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 10:12:37 AM)
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soul2share -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 10:23:14 AM)
Great pics.......and Bear, you are shameless! Hussy! We need another wedding so I can go this time.......who's next??????

VirginPotty -> RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century (2/10/2009 10:33:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: piratecommander Your eyes spoke volumes , although brieflly , I will honour and protect your friend , and thanks for being cosmopolitan enough to shout me a pint. Pirate [sm=dunno.gif]Uh, you're welcome??

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