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Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 8:50:30 PM

Nikitaa

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I do not understand this question "Are you fake?" I heard there are fakes but question makes no sense. Fakes will lie and not fakes will take offense.

I use to ignore this question. Not now. I send reply and I write "Yes I am fake." Twice I replied with picture of man from generic internet photo site. I tell them I am a man and they are cute.

Any other stupid question people receive?

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 8:52:58 PM

slaveboyforyou

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I get asked all the time if I'd reconsider being with a guy (I list myself as straight). BTW, I generally get asked this by guys who list themselves as straight.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 8:55:46 PM

hardbodysub

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I think it's really funny when profiles rant about all the fakes, and say "Phonies and fakes do not write to me!" as if phonies or fakes would pay any attention to that. The people they rant about in their profiles don't read their profiles, so all they're doing is annoying the sincere people who actually do take the time to read it.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 8:56:27 PM

aravain

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I've gotten 'What are you willing to do for your real master?' in an email...

'I dunno, do you know where he is?'

Stupid people are strange.

(also, you're rocking the myspace angle, Nikitaa, most people can't pull it off. Kudos)

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 9:03:57 PM

Nikitaa

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quote:

ORIGINAL: hardbodysub

I think it's really funny when profiles rant about all the fakes, and say "Phonies and fakes do not write to me!" as if phonies or fakes would pay any attention to that. The people they rant about in their profiles don't read their profiles, so all they're doing is annoying the sincere people who actually do take the time to read it.

"Hi, I am fake. Will you dominate me? No? You do not dominate fakes? Why you not write this in your profile and not waste my time?"

aravain:

quote:

I've gotten 'What are you willing to do for your real master?' in an email...

'I dunno, do you know where he is?'

Laugh my ass off.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 9:13:33 PM

BbwCanaDomme

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Shameless self promotion alert! I blogged about this haha

http://blogdsm.wordpress.com/2009/01/24/collarme-blog-internet-scammers-and-the-men-who-dontlove-them/

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 9:57:14 PM

Vendaval

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Of course I am a fake! I am an imported blow up doll with silicone boobs, a wig made of horse hair and self-dispensing-interior-lube!

(tongue in cheek)

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 10:02:38 PM

youngsubgeoff

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Of course Im fake. Im really a psycho serial killer crackhead freak named stretchnuts (watching the inbox to see how many emails this generates)

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 10:07:11 PM

Vendaval

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The funniest ones for me are the dudes that confuse the photos of my cross-dressing male slave as being my own. Imagine the surprise of the male dominant who wrote and asked if my "perky" tits were "real"! I told him that they were masectomy quality replacements and that he was looking at a photo of a cross dresser.

For some reason he never replied...

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 11:09:46 PM

Nikitaa

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

The funniest ones for me are the dudes that confuse the photos of my cross-dressing male slave as being my own. Imagine the surprise of the male dominant who wrote and asked if my "perky" tits were "real"! I told him that they were masectomy quality replacements and that he was looking at a photo of a cross dresser.

For some reason he never replied...

LOL...Is so rude for him not to reply...I would love to see expression on his face when he reads your message.
I have doms write and ask if I will dominate them. I know they only pretend doms with dark blue handles. They think I will be friends because they say they are doms.

< Message edited by Nikitaa -- 2/7/2009 11:10:55 PM >

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 11:33:13 PM

Vendaval

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All the dominant women on here get those types of messages. lol

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 11:34:52 PM

awmslave

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Stupid questions, stupid profiles, phobias and fears etc.. are part of the game. Just take it with interst and learn from it. No need to get obset. It has to do how people think. For example many profiles (Esp. Femdoms) give a list of things the desired subject SHOULD NOT BE rather than say clearly what they want.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 11:37:43 PM

YoursMistress

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Of course I am a fake! I am an imported blow up doll with silicone boobs, a wig made of horse hair and self-dispensing-interior-lube! (tongue in cheek)

..gets his hopes up until he reads the disclaimer..

yours

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May your service of love a beautiful thing; want nothing else, fear nothing else and let love be free to become what love truly is. -- Hadewijch of Antwerp

As a rule, I don't like to make general statements.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 11:51:26 PM

MissMorrigan

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Ven, that made me laugh. I get the same thing, "Such a sweet ass, I imagine sliding my Masterful Cock between those cheeks"... That's from a dominant who's listed his sexual orientation as 'straight'. Gotta love the way he capitalises when referring to his penis! When I did reply and explained he was having sexual fantasies about a man and that he should consider changing his sexual orientation, he replied, "I think I may have to now, thank you ma'am."

I rarely get such messages anymore though (I'm lamenting).

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval
The funniest ones for me are the dudes that confuse the photos of my cross-dressing male slave as being my own. Imagine the surprise of the male dominant who wrote and asked if my "perky" tits were "real"! I told him that they were masectomy quality replacements and that he was looking at a photo of a cross dresser.

For some reason he never replied...

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 11:52:31 PM

Vendaval

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(giggle fit here)

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 11:55:06 PM

slaveboy291

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This whole thing about fakes makes me scared to respond to any ads in fear of being labelled a fake simply by inadvertantly saying the wrong thing.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/7/2009 11:59:01 PM

MissMorrigan

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Even funnier is when the SAME man who is still identifying as a dominant on the personals side messages me to declare that he's finally embraced his submissive side and wants me to help 'educate' him, by introducing him to my submissive. From straight, cruising through bi-curious to...."Hello, Gents, I'm booking this year's holiday with Mantrav.co.uk" Now that's ass-persuasion for ya!

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 12:01:10 AM

Vendaval

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Or you find out that they have 2 different profiles listed as opposite genders?

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 12:04:00 AM

slaveboy291

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Or you get someone with multiple accounts all saying the same thing same stats same listed interest from 10 different countries.(and there is a girl who does this)

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 12:10:31 AM

MissMorrigan

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I haven't had that... you get all the luck!

@Slaveboy, it's me. A girl/boy just wants to have fun

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval
Or you find out that they have 2 different profiles listed as opposite genders?

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The Tooth Fairy who teaches kids to sell body parts for money.

A free society is a society where it is safe to find one's self unpopular and where history has shown that exceptions are not that exceptional.

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