YoursMistress
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ORIGINAL: domiguy It is what it is. It's a roll of the dice. You can improve your odds dramatically by utilizing some basic common sense as well as fine tuning your people skills. Personally, I am not interested in a zillion conversations. Just a few to determine overall intelligence and sanity then it's time for a meet and greet. For you subbies and dommes who feel that they could benefit from my vast knowledge of people skills....You might want to consider checking out my collar of protection....Have to go check out the warehouse to see if there are any more lying around....Oh, here they are. Once again due to an overwhelming request, we at Domiguy Industries, are rolling outThe Domiguy 20th Anniversary Collar of Protection. Universally accepted as the premier collar of protection available today. The Domiguy collar of protection will effectively shield all subs and dommes from a wide array of illnesses and maladies fom AIDS to Zollinger-Ellison Syndrome...100% protection from all computer viruses! Fakes, phonies and creepy guys just up and disappear. Ladies, The Domiguy Collar of Protection kills sperm immediately...No more birth control!!! ...Through it's patented technology, The Domiguy Collar of Protection allows the sub to consume what she wants without counting calories and without any fear of weight gain!!!! Carrying around a few extra pounds or are just really gross and fat? The Protection Collar stimulates the body to naturally dispose of body fat!!! Just watch the weight fall off!!! You will be amazed!!! Worried about the damaging effect of the sun?The Domiguy 20th Anniversary Collar of protection gives it's wearer a natural SPF 30 protection, while allowing the sub to acquire the perfect bronze tan!!! *Side effects were minimal. Women why wait? For just three easy payments $19.99, The Domiguy 20th Anniversary Collar of Protection can be yours!!!! When you see the name "Domiguy" you know it's got to be good!!! Damn good! *Do not wear collar in direct sunlight, do not swallow while wearing collar, collar must be kept at 78 degrees farenheit at all times, do not look directly at collar, Do not wear collar for more than three continual minutes, Never get collar wet, do not wear collar if you have acne, never wear collar around children or expectant mothers, do not think stupid thoughts while wearing collar, at any time collar might inexplicably tighten causing immediate death. Women? Hey, I want one too! Why can't I be amazed? yours
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May your service of love a beautiful thing; want nothing else, fear nothing else and let love be free to become what love truly is. -- Hadewijch of Antwerp As a rule, I don't like to make general statements.
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