Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

how do i take it in the ass properly?


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> how do i take it in the ass properly? Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/22/2009 8:46:25 AM   
slaveboisam


Posts: 10
Joined: 11/8/2007
Status: offline 		i am trying to fuck my ass to get some training because i cant find any one to do it for me but i cant take it very deep? and it doesnt feel great?
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/22/2009 9:00:51 AM   
Lockit


Posts: 11292
Joined: 5/7/2007
Status: offline 		LOL... bored this morning?  Asking like you have, not everyone is going to take you seriously.  So if you have a serious question... you might rethink your wording.  My first response is... take it like a man... get a bigger something to shove up there or sit on it.  I just can't take you seriously.  When it comes to training... before we even get close to that ass... we have a few chats on presentation... but that is just me and mine.

_____________________________

No matter how old a woman gets, some men will think she was born yesterday! ROFL... I love this place!


(in reply to slaveboisam)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/22/2009 9:16:29 AM   
Lynnxz


Posts: 4813
Joined: 10/3/2006
From: Atlanta
Status: offline 		Have a couple jagers.

Try again.


_____________________________

HBIC



(in reply to Lockit)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 5:33:23 AM   
MadAxeman


Posts: 4171
Joined: 8/28/2008
From: UK
Status: offline 		Have you tried joining the Republican Party?

_____________________________

Hitman for the Subby Mafia

(in reply to slaveboisam)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 5:39:15 AM   
MadAxeman


Posts: 4171
Joined: 8/28/2008
From: UK
Status: offline 		Or ask a minister
http://fredphelps.com/?p=76


_____________________________

Hitman for the Subby Mafia

(in reply to MadAxeman)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 6:07:37 AM   
Aylee


Posts: 24103
Joined: 10/14/2007
Status: offline 		Attach it to a mirror and then back up to it.  If you also put a mirror in front of you it will be easier to watch what you are doing. 

_____________________________

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

(in reply to MadAxeman)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 6:20:05 AM   
MadAxeman


Posts: 4171
Joined: 8/28/2008
From: UK
Status: offline 		A smoke might help too, it's all done with smoke and mirrors yannow.

_____________________________

Hitman for the Subby Mafia

(in reply to Aylee)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 6:24:15 AM   
stella41b


Posts: 4258
Joined: 10/16/2007
From: SW London (UK)
Status: offline 		Join the Conservatives.... no no.. sorry, forget that.. they just lick ass..

Tell you what.. better still... take yourself down to your local Job Centre Plus and tell them you have no job and no money..

.. they'll see to it that you're screwed good and proper. Trust me.

_____________________________

CM's Resident Lyricist
also Facebook
http://stella.baker.tripod.com/
50NZpoints
Q2
Simply Q

(in reply to slaveboisam)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 6:25:45 AM   
kittinSol


Posts: 16926
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: stella41b

Join the Conservatives.... no no.. sorry, forget that.. they just lick ass..





_____________________________



(in reply to stella41b)
Profile   Post #: 9
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 6:26:59 AM   
FullfigRIMAAM1


Posts: 1160
Joined: 11/20/2008
Status: offline 		 Stella are you alright?     M

_____________________________

The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands.-Robert M. Persig

Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence Erich Fromm

(in reply to stella41b)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 6:27:26 AM   
sweetnurseBBW


Posts: 2464
Joined: 1/26/2006
From: North Carolina
Status: offline 		Say "mother may I " and that would be a proper way.

_____________________________

Sir Pain's pain slut

(in reply to slaveboisam)
Profile   Post #: 11
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 6:28:09 AM   
kittinSol


Posts: 16926
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: slaveboisam
i am trying to fuck my ass to get some training because i cant find any one to do it for me but i cant take it very deep? and it doesnt feel great?


Apparently there's nothing quite like the vegetable route. Cucumbers can be quite sexy, especially covered in olive oil.


_____________________________



(in reply to slaveboisam)
Profile   Post #: 12
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 6:32:13 AM   
MoGa


Posts: 1001
Joined: 8/25/2008
From: Hellizona!
Status: offline 		I don't know but I hear banjo's playin.....just sayin...

_____________________________


Founder Of My Own IN-Crowd
Lady H's Biggest Fan
DIVA *Per Cali*
The Other Bossy One *Per Tulip*
Official Pimpette

Music Is The Universal Language. Let's Communicate!

(in reply to slaveboisam)
Profile   Post #: 13
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 6:39:23 AM   
MoGa


Posts: 1001
Joined: 8/25/2008
From: Hellizona!
Status: offline 		My apologies slaveboisam,
I didn't realize you are only 19 and brand spankin' new to this. Welcome to the forums, you have a nice profile. You probably asked what you consider a serious question, so I will try and answer it. Try lying down on your back and using smaller butt plugs, Doc Johnson makes some that are fairly inexpensive and comes in a package of smaller to larger sizes. Start with the smaller size and work your way up. Use tons of lubrication while doing this. Work your way up to the largest. Good luck
 
MoGa

_____________________________


Founder Of My Own IN-Crowd
Lady H's Biggest Fan
DIVA *Per Cali*
The Other Bossy One *Per Tulip*
Official Pimpette

Music Is The Universal Language. Let's Communicate!

(in reply to MoGa)
Profile   Post #: 14
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 6:40:11 AM   
doll


Posts: 296
Joined: 7/10/2005
From: Middle Georgia
Status: offline 		Kill someone.  Go to prison.  Take a shower.  Drop soap.

All kidding aside, I completely agree with MoGa and welcome to the boards.

_____________________________


Official Member Of MoGa's IN-crowd!
*sexylicious doll* as proclaimed by DRH
*dollface* as proclaimed by Lady Hib
*parkay* as proclaimed by buttah

(in reply to MoGa)
Profile   Post #: 15
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 8:53:17 AM   
purepleasure


Posts: 6941
Joined: 4/9/2004
From: Lehigh Valley, PA
Status: offline 		start with a nice warm enema, then shower.  be sure to remove all pubic hair.  hell, remove all your body hair.  turn on your webcam and find a comfortable position and a few insertable toys.  using LOTS of lube, start experimenting.  think of how much it's turning your viewers on to watch you devirginize your ass, so that when you have face to face meets, you will be able to accomodate them easily.

lather. rinse. repeat.

_____________________________

Patience, grasshopper.

Your stupidity does not impress me.

blame it on your hormones!!! - beerbug aka ydd

(in reply to doll)
Profile   Post #: 16
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 9:42:50 AM   
SteelofUtah


Posts: 5307
Joined: 10/2/2007
From: St George Utah
Status: offline 		If you Cock is long enough to "Fuck you own ass" I suggest getting involved in porn.

Steel

_____________________________

Just Steel
Resident Therapeutic Metallurgist
The Steel Warm-Up © ™
For the Uber Posters
Thanks for the Grammatical support : ) ~ Term

(in reply to purepleasure)
Profile   Post #: 17
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 10:03:42 AM   
MadAxeman


Posts: 4171
Joined: 8/28/2008
From: UK
Status: offline 		You're a Siamese twin, your brother is gay.
You only have one arse.
His boyfriend is coming over tonight...


_____________________________

Hitman for the Subby Mafia

(in reply to SteelofUtah)
Profile   Post #: 18
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 10:27:32 AM   
SteelofUtah


Posts: 5307
Joined: 10/2/2007
From: St George Utah
Status: offline 		Buddy Hackett was a GOD

No one turned a phrase like Hackett, Jay Mohr does an AMAZING Impression.

Steel

_____________________________

Just Steel
Resident Therapeutic Metallurgist
The Steel Warm-Up © ™
For the Uber Posters
Thanks for the Grammatical support : ) ~ Term

(in reply to MadAxeman)
Profile   Post #: 19
RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? - 3/24/2009 5:40:40 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: slaveboisam

i am trying to fuck my ass to get some training because i cant find any one to do it for me but i cant take it very deep? and it doesnt feel great?


Uhhhhmmmmmm.....don't do it?

(in reply to slaveboisam)
Profile   Post #: 20
Page:   [1] 2   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> how do i take it in the ass properly? Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.094