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PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/3/2009 4:05:27 AM)

There's probably some (new) fetish/kink here meshing desperation and frustration. Hmmm! :)
 
*Cackle*.  Poor Beeble. [;)]





PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/3/2009 4:16:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMAAM1

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
FullFigM has informed me, above, that it isn't possible for a woman to pee while she's turned on - just as it isn't when a man has an erection.  Was she swinging me a line?
You misunderstood me....   I said, it's very difficult, because I had to concentrate and do some relaxing before I could do it.    I misread your quote, due to the excitement of the moment, and didn't answer correctly. [:D] 
I did learn at some point in college that men could not urinate while erect, but as I said, have heard differently since.     M


Fancy that!  Well, this is yet another of those occasions when I've discovered that (some) women know more about men than men do themselves.




chezzy71 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/3/2009 4:54:25 AM)

I broke my right wrist some 40 odd years ago and of course a pigeon poops on my right shoulder as i was walking to school..know how hard it is to clean something off your right shoulder when you are carrying books in your left hand???Then that same day as we were gathered at..what else??..a fire hydrant..a dog walks up and pees on my pantleg.Speaking of which..if a D/s couple is into puppy play..does Mistress get to lift her leg for the anointing???At any rate...i went through the poo and pee gamut as a young man..don't think it is for me.




undergroundsea -> RE: Golden Showers (4/3/2009 5:15:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GeneBulge
I wrote onto the head or into the mouth and yes I like your funnel trick.  Very nice touch.  It does block the oh so beautiful view however which is half of the excitement for the receiver.


Nothing a little rubber tubing and some duct tape couldn't fix ;-)

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If you've been eating asparagus, it's best avoid the golden showers for a bit


Pineapple, on the other hand, might help the cause. Diet affects the taste of that that comes out of one's body. So Gents, be mindful of what you eat if your partner enjoys giving oral sex ;-)

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What, you can wazz through a full stiffy?


I did once. It was years and years ago. I was lying in bed with a full bladder and an erection. I discovered that as I stroked or massaged the front of my pelvis just above the base of the penis, I began to feel a sensation as if an orgasm was approaching. And so I went to the bathroom to continue. And I was a little suprised to see that with the feeling of ejaculation came urine and not semen. Good thing I didn't attempt it in bed ;-)

I was likely massaging the bladder and the pressure likely sent some urine on its way. There may have been some indirect contact passed on to the prostate since a full bladder can press against the prostate. I have not tried to repeat the experience and I am not sure if it would be good for the system to do so--I am unsure whether it would bring some adverse effect to that that normally blocks the bladder at time of erection to prevent backward flow of semen, and create a condition similar to retrograde ejaculation.

Cheers,

Sea




manxcat -> RE: Golden Showers (4/3/2009 5:41:55 AM)

You are not an oddity LM43, or i am too. With judicious positioning, and practice it is very possible.  Again as LM43 and a few others said, it is not an indiscriminate thing, nor on demand.  For those who demand it all day, every day, it would lose most psychological value, and be all about his kink.


And yes Peon, we usually do know more about you than you do yourselves.  Something akin to the asking directions thing i think.   But i liked an explanation of torque in relation to the attempt to pee through a morning hard-on, and the way the pressure from the stream would try to *push* you away from the bowl.  I am certain i messed up the translation, but torque clicked into my understanding, and now whenever i need a torque wrench that image is in my mind. [:)]  I have known quite a few men who could pee through that morning wood. 


manxy


_____________________
Artists make lousy slaves. -Jodi Jensen






Kita -> RE: Golden Showers (4/3/2009 7:17:23 AM)

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PeonForHer said:

There's probably some (new) fetish/kink here meshing desperation and frustration. Hmmm! :)
 
*Cackle*.  Poor Beeble. [;)]

Oh yes, my poooor beeble. He's got it so rough what with being my sweet, innocent little victim of all my evil, wicked ways *nodnod* :)

If I had him trapped on the train I'd much rather it be with a raging horn than with the other as that'd be unethical on too many levels to deliberately drive him into having an accident. I'd expand on that but I suppose I should cease the hijacking :)

-Kita-




PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/3/2009 11:37:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea


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What, you can wazz through a full stiffy?


I did once. It was years and years ago. I was lying in bed with a full bladder and an erection. I discovered that as I stroked or massaged the front of my pelvis just above the base of the penis, I began to feel a sensation as if an orgasm was approaching. And so I went to the bathroom to continue. And I was a little suprised to see that with the feeling of ejaculation came urine and not semen. Good thing I didn't attempt it in bed ;-)

I was likely massaging the bladder and the pressure likely sent some urine on its way. There may have been some indirect contact passed on to the prostate since a full bladder can press against the prostate. I have not tried to repeat the experience and I am not sure if it would be good for the system to do so--I am unsure whether it would bring some adverse effect to that that normally blocks the bladder at time of erection to prevent backward flow of semen, and create a condition similar to retrograde ejaculation.

Cheers,

Sea


Thank you for that very full description of your experience, Sea.  It was not only informative, it's helped me with my diet tonight.  ;-) 




PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/3/2009 11:42:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: manxcat

And yes Peon, we usually do know more about you than you do yourselves.  Something akin to the asking directions thing i think.   But i liked an explanation of torque in relation to the attempt to pee through a morning hard-on, and the way the pressure from the stream would try to *push* you away from the bowl.  I am certain i messed up the translation, but torque clicked into my understanding, and now whenever i need a torque wrench that image is in my mind. [:)]  I have known quite a few men who could pee through that morning wood. 


manxy


_____________________
Artists make lousy slaves. -Jodi Jensen





Well, bugger me sideways with a red-hot poker!  I certainly have been learning a lot about male pipework on this thread!  Re torque: I have a feeling that I could wazz while standing to attention, but only if I were to push very, very hard. 

And welcome back.  Good to see you. 




GoddessTeaze -> RE: Golden Showers (4/3/2009 11:45:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GeneBulge

I have always had a strong interest in golden showers as well as lots of other forms of humiliation.  I was curious to know how many of you dommes employ this practice as a form of humiliation towards your sub/slave.  In addition how many approve of having it flow onto the sub/slave head or perhaps into the open mouth and who enjoys doing it but from the shoulders down.  Thank you very much


It's Very erotic, and a Great form
of humiliation to feed My boy !!!

I love doing it !!

do you do it?

GoddezzT`




PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/3/2009 11:57:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Kita

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PeonForHer said:

There's probably some (new) fetish/kink here meshing desperation and frustration. Hmmm! :)
 
*Cackle*.  Poor Beeble. [;)]

Oh yes, my poooor beeble. He's got it so rough what with being my sweet, innocent little victim of all my evil, wicked ways *nodnod* :)

If I had him trapped on the train I'd much rather it be with a raging horn than with the other as that'd be unethical on too many levels to deliberately drive him into having an accident. I'd expand on that but I suppose I should cease the hijacking :)

-Kita-



I don't generally believe that it's appropriate for me to advise a D on how to torture her s, Kita, but I do feel that I owe you and Beeble one for the excellent comments that you've both made recently and which I've found so helpful. 

So, I suggest: wait till B's fully bladdered on far too many drinks one night, then, without prior warning, order him not to pee till he's done X unpleasant household chore.  It could turn out to be a very satisfactory way of getting said chore done quickly and efficiently. 




GeneBulge -> RE: Golden Showers (4/3/2009 12:20:17 PM)

Yes I love being humiliated and this is just one of the best ways of having it done.




beeble -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 3:40:20 PM)

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PeonForHer wrote: So, I suggest: wait till B's fully bladdered on far too many drinks one night, then, without prior warning, order him not to pee till he's done X unpleasant household chore.  It could turn out to be a very satisfactory way of getting said chore done quickly and efficiently.

Well, as it happened, I did have a couple too many last night.  But getting a drunk guy to do your housework doesn't sound like any of `satisfactory', `quick' or `efficient' to me.

beeble.




PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 3:48:06 PM)

A formidable argument Beeble and I, for one, am persuaded by it.  Did it work on Kita, though?




EvilKitty -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 4:40:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

it's fairly difficult to pee when really turned on by a hungry mouth underneath one
 
Ah!  Enlightenment dawns.  Thank you, M.

I'm sure I've asked partners if they've found it difficult to wazz when turned on - just as men do (actually, it's almost impossible) - but I couldn't remember the answer. 

There's also the point that when we "go", we have to squat & hope it doesn't just run down one or both legs![:'(]
I've only done a golden shower once, & that was to my sub when he came home from playing with another Mistress & I felt a need to "mark" him as mine. (I'd loaned him out)




undergroundsea -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 5:05:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
It was not only informative, it's helped me with my diet tonight.  ;-) 


People have been talking asparagus left and right and you have no worries. I mention pineapple once and you have lost your appetite?

:;-)

Cheers,

Sea




orlandoslv -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 5:16:02 PM)

Two comments:
i had a Mistress that enjoyed golden showers as well as other forms of toilet play.  One of Her favorite things was for us to go to a seafood sports bar and we would have dinner.  During the dinner She would take my drink cup with Her into the ladies room and then pee into the cup which She would bring back to me to drink.  She enjoyed watching me consume Her golden nectar.
The second thing is that if you go to an auto parts store you can find a oil changing funnel that has a accordian like spout.  If you extend the spout to its full length most Females will be able to stand over the male slave and piss into to funnel and into the slaves mouth.  The slave can control the flow by putting his tongue over the end of the spout if he needs to catch his breath.





PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 5:20:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
It was not only informative, it's helped me with my diet tonight.  ;-) 


People have been talking asparagus left and right and you have no worries. I mention pineapple once and you have lost your appetite?

:;-)

Cheers,

Sea


Yes, but - no offence, now, Sea - your urinary habits don't quite tickle the cockles for me, old chap.

Re asparagus - why the feck is everyone talking about asparagus?  Who eats fecken asparagus, anyway?   Does a woman who's eaten beef stroganoff  produce pee that tastes unpleasant?  Why haven't we been discussing that? 




PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 5:26:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: EvilKitty

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

it's fairly difficult to pee when really turned on by a hungry mouth underneath one
 
Ah!  Enlightenment dawns.  Thank you, M.

I'm sure I've asked partners if they've found it difficult to wazz when turned on - just as men do (actually, it's almost impossible) - but I couldn't remember the answer. 

There's also the point that when we "go", we have to squat & hope it doesn't just run down one or both legs![:'(]
I've only done a golden shower once, & that was to my sub when he came home from playing with another Mistress & I felt a need to "mark" him as mine. (I'd loaned him out)


I had a good look at a survey once that asked, amongst other things, 'what do women most envy about men?'  The answer - right at the very top, and in all seriousness - was that men could direct their pee roughly in the direction they wanted it to go.  (When they wanted to, that is.) 

As so often, I felt deeply for the difficulties that women face in this cruel and unfair world.  I'm quite sensitive in that way. 




LadyPact -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 5:35:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: orlandoslv

Two comments:
i had a Mistress that enjoyed golden showers as well as other forms of toilet play.  One of Her favorite things was for us to go to a seafood sports bar and we would have dinner.  During the dinner She would take my drink cup with Her into the ladies room and then pee into the cup which She would bring back to me to drink.  She enjoyed watching me consume Her golden nectar.
The second thing is that if you go to an auto parts store you can find a oil changing funnel that has a accordian like spout.  If you extend the spout to its full length most Females will be able to stand over the male slave and piss into to funnel and into the slaves mouth.  The slave can control the flow by putting his tongue over the end of the spout if he needs to catch his breath.




Actually, you can purchase the same type of device through medical supply.  One of the non play uses that it's associated with is for females deployed with the military to certain locations where squatting/disrobing might not be the best idea. 




EvilKitty -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 6:13:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beeble

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PeonForHer wrote: So, I suggest: wait till B's fully bladdered on far too many drinks one night, then, without prior warning, order him not to pee till he's done X unpleasant household chore.  It could turn out to be a very satisfactory way of getting said chore done quickly and efficiently.

Well, as it happened, I did have a couple too many last night.  But getting a drunk guy to do your housework doesn't sound like any of `satisfactory', `quick' or `efficient' to me.

beeble.


Soda, water, apple juice, alllllll the same. Make 'im drink & hold it sounds like a very amusing game!




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