RE: Golden Showers (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> Ask a Mistress



Message


PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/6/2009 12:47:16 PM)

Absolutely, Lockit.  I see that entirely now.  What a silly thought I had there, to be sure.

Oh blimey, though - no, I'm not getting into any hideous debate about the meanings of, and differences between, terms such as "womanly" and "ladylike".  I'm sure you can be either or both when you want to be - or not, if you don't want to be.  Anyway, I've drunk too much coffee and need to point percy at the porcelain at this juncture.  




kickmynuts4 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/8/2009 2:12:52 PM)

i love drinking urine an it want hure u




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Golden Showers (4/11/2009 9:29:00 PM)

it's not gaurtenteed to make your pee stink I saw a show on it.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Apparently there is an amino acid in asparagus that makes the urine have a strong odor, just hours after eating it.

Some drugs can also affect the smell.







FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/11/2009 9:57:17 PM)

Huh?     Did you just want to bump the thread?   M




Goddess2002 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/12/2009 3:51:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LovingMistress45

I can only speak for myself.  It is when I can do it, during oral.  My preference is in a face sitting situation - then I don't pee on my own foot.  I find it very erotic and I am definantly aroused.  Others will have to contribute, maybe I am an oddity?


Not at all...I also think it's highly erotic, but I view it as an ownership/bonding act as opposed to one of humiliation. I only engage in with those I know very well, and find that face-sitting, standing over one's slave int he tub, or outdoors reduces the "messiness" factor.




beeble -> RE: Golden Showers (4/12/2009 4:15:39 AM)

quote:

YourhandMyAss wrote: [Asparagus is] not gaurtenteed to make your pee stink I saw a show on it.

There have been a few studies that suggest that, actually, everyone produces the smelly urine but not everyone can smell it.  They got a bunch of people to eat asparagus and found that the ones who could smell it on their own urine could smell it on everyone's and the ones who thought their own urine didn't smell couldn't smell anyone else's, either.  On the other hand, those studies were quite localised so it's possible that people from different ethnic groups might not all produce smelly urine after eating asparagus.

beeble.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Golden Showers (4/12/2009 4:15:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

So asparagus with garlic would be a bad thing?


(For those of us who absolutely looooooove this kind of thing....we wouldn't even care if you ate asparagus and garlic WHILE peeing on us [:D] )




Lockit -> RE: Golden Showers (4/12/2009 4:33:37 PM)

That would take a more talented dominant than I! lol  Lookie.... dang it!  I think you have an answer for everything!  Keep it up... please.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Golden Showers (4/12/2009 4:46:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

That would take a more talented dominant than I! lol  Lookie.... dang it!  I think you have an answer for everything!  Keep it up... please.


I actually do know everything.

Go ahead, ask me anything....anything at all.....




AlexandraLynch -> RE: Golden Showers (4/12/2009 11:47:31 PM)

The ability to smell the chemical that causes stinky pee when you eat asparagus is as genetic as the shape of your ears.  (Yay science!)

Peonforher, the reason girls sit or squat to pee is that girls have a very short urethra, which is the tube between the bladder and the outside world. No long pipe; splattery shower as opposed to nice thin stream. We won't even talk about the contributions of doing our part to continue the human race to the process, but trust me, many of us don't find them positive.

I have had male um's. In the larval ones, exposure of the genitals to air results in urination. I've been peed on. Did nothing for me. Have, thanks to the cat being careless with trailing her tail around while I was in a frantic hurry to sit and let loose, peed on the cat. It did nothing but make me nearly kill myself laughing at the feline outrage. (Don't dangle your tail over the toilet or move out of the way when a human comes, then!) I really have no interest in peeing on a human.

My husband worked in a maximum security prison. You know why they have glass in front of the monkey cages in the zoo, don't you? Monkeys throw poo, and if they had cups, they'd throw pee too. Humans have cups and can distinguish guards from trustys. He is a dom, but for him golden showers are somewhere he's not going, and he's firm about it. I don't blame him.




BLKMADONA -> RE: Golden Showers (4/12/2009 11:57:00 PM)

Quote,"the reason girls sit or squat to pee is that girls have a very short urethra"-women CAN pee standing up...at least I can(and Im a genetic female folks!), *lookin side to side to see if anyone else can too* hahahahaha


Blkmadona




SweetDommes -> RE: Golden Showers (4/13/2009 12:33:33 AM)

Actually, it's more to do with the fact that male urethras are "rifled" ... the tube is slightly flattened and spirals to help maintain a steady and (normally) aimable stream. 

I know females who are capable of it ... but it's far more difficult due to the lack of "rifling"




MistressRouge -> RE: Golden Showers (4/13/2009 6:19:01 AM)

I enjoy adminstering golden showers, and actually prepare how I wish my pee to be for each occasion.

Humiliation = lots of coffee, pepsi, redbull.

Reward = lots of mineral water, for a diluted fragranced drink [:)]

When I first started out, I used to have a mental block regarding golden showers. I would stoop above, and not even a drop would casade onto my awaiting sub lol. Especially when they are looking up, best to blindfold.

Now of course, I can, so with practice and my enjoyment of humiliation, and degradation, I can flow with ease.




malloves69 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/13/2009 6:51:01 AM)

love the view kneeling before my mistresses as her pussy opens up and out cums her golden fluid [:)] she has pretty good aim too as my mouth is open waiting for that first splash to see if i can swallow it all [:)] very erotic i think ...love that shes giving me a part of her ...and love to lick her clean after she is done [:)] usually the last thing we do together before we shower together before she leaves [:)] love watching it cum out of her ..that view is priceless indeed [:)] good day Ms Rouge ..mal




crazyredhead1957 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/13/2009 7:30:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BLKMADONA

Quote,"the reason girls sit or squat to pee is that girls have a very short urethra"-women CAN pee standing up...at least I can(and Im a genetic female folks!), *lookin side to side to see if anyone else can too* hahahahaha

Blkmadona


i can.  But then, that's not my job.....my "job" is to get peed on, gladly.  haha  Seriously, many years ago when i was wild and crazy, i was challenged by a man to aim and pee higher up than he did, and i won.....and i'm a genetic female too. ~embarrassed~  Musta been because he was drunk?  i know women can pee standing up and aim too.  At least this one can.





MistressRouge -> RE: Golden Showers (4/13/2009 8:05:06 AM)

I can stand and pee, aim and fire too [:D]

Quite easy with practice lol.


quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyredhead1957

quote:

ORIGINAL: BLKMADONA

Quote,"the reason girls sit or squat to pee is that girls have a very short urethra"-women CAN pee standing up...at least I can(and Im a genetic female folks!), *lookin side to side to see if anyone else can too* hahahahaha

Blkmadona


i can.  But then, that's not my job.....my "job" is to get peed on, gladly.  haha  Seriously, many years ago when i was wild and crazy, i was challenged by a man to aim and pee higher up than he did, and i won.....and i'm a genetic female too. ~embarrassed~  Musta been because he was drunk?  i know women can pee standing up and aim too.  At least this one can.







YourhandMyAss -> RE: Golden Showers (4/13/2009 9:31:38 AM)

yeah I watch food detectives and they do studies on food and stuff and they studied the issue of stinky pee from eating asparagus, and I love asparagus and my pee never stinks worse to me after eating it, nor does my honies. Maybe that's just cause I don't smell the enzimes or what ever, like you said.
quote:

ORIGINAL: beeble

quote:

YourhandMyAss wrote: [Asparagus is] not gaurtenteed to make your pee stink I saw a show on it.

There have been a few studies that suggest that, actually, everyone produces the smelly urine but not everyone can smell it.  They got a bunch of people to eat asparagus and found that the ones who could smell it on their own urine could smell it on everyone's and the ones who thought their own urine didn't smell couldn't smell anyone else's, either.  On the other hand, those studies were quite localised so it's possible that people from different ethnic groups might not all produce smelly urine after eating asparagus.

beeble.





YourhandMyAss -> RE: Golden Showers (4/13/2009 9:36:04 AM)

I think being peed on by your baby children is quite different or should be, from being peed on by a partner you're sexually attracted to,  and neither is accidently peeing on the cat, since those are not sexually aroused situations with people you're attracted to. and so there for isn't a good  gauge about "getting nothing from it"
quote:

ORIGINAL: AlexandraLynch

I have had male um's. In the larval ones, exposure of the genitals to air results in urination. I've been peed on. Did nothing for me. Have, thanks to the cat being careless with trailing her tail around while I was in a frantic hurry to sit and let loose, peed on the cat. It did nothing but make me nearly kill myself laughing at the feline outrage




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Golden Showers (4/13/2009 9:41:45 AM)

I can pee standing up too yes, it's not that hard, course if you wanna pee with perfect accuracy and not dribble a little bit sometimes, than yeah that's hard but otherwise nope not hard, just spread your legs wide tilt hips a bit and let loose.
quote:

ORIGINAL: BLKMADONA

Quote,"the reason girls sit or squat to pee is that girls have a very short urethra"-women CAN pee standing up...at least I can(and Im a genetic female folks!), *lookin side to side to see if anyone else can too* hahahahaha


Blkmadona




sirsholly -> RE: Golden Showers (4/13/2009 9:49:33 AM)

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Page: <<   < prev  4 5 [6] 7 8   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
0.046875