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Kita -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 6:18:44 PM)

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PeonForHer said:
I don't generally believe that it's appropriate for me to advise a D on how to torture her s, Kita, but I do feel that I owe you and Beeble one for the excellent comments that you've both made recently and which I've found so helpful. 

So, I suggest: wait till B's fully bladdered on far too many drinks one night, then, without prior warning, order him not to pee till he's done X unpleasant household chore.  It could turn out to be a very satisfactory way of getting said chore done quickly and efficiently. 

Oh darling, darling Peon, that would presume that beeble actually did any chores. Now, maybe if we lived together he would, but that's not part of his repertoire as my submissive. I'm not being snippy about it as I'm sure if we were together more he'd do his part (and we cook for each other and make coffee for each other and whatever else) but that's part of being in a relationship, not a service he provides because of his role :)

I'll go out on a limb and risk my twueness being questioned, but I have a habit of doing his laundry when we're together. Having such a wee pet makes laundry fun to do since his briefs and t-shirts and all are so cute and fold-up so nicely :)

Bottom line (heh) is that he's my owned, spoiled, tormented, used little pet and I'm fairly certain he knows how lucky he is since he'd get an earfull if I felt taken for granted *smile*

-Kita-




PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 6:39:48 PM)

Oh dear, Kita.  Did I read that right?  " . . . .since his briefs and t-shirts and all are so cute and fold-up so nicely :)" [:D]

Oh lol, lol, lol is me.  Beeble's briefs get folded up?   Do they get ironed as well?  Have you any idea of what that would do to his reputation should people in his home town find out? 

I shall remember that forever, should he ever, once, make the mistake of calling me a soft Southerner.  [:D][:D][:D]




LadyPact -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 6:40:22 PM)

A very nice post, Kita.  I don't think your twueness is in question at all.

Isn't it amazing how <cough> helpful peon has been to his fellow sub.  Sounds to Me like someone should <cough> reward him for his kindness.

[sm=evil.gif]




manxcat -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 6:50:37 PM)

Would love to do just that Lady P, perhaps with a dose of asparagus, which i eat all the time.[:D]




LadyPact -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 6:54:27 PM)

It's even better if you make them serve the asparagus to you a few hours before the main event.  Gives them a little reminder of what happens to boys who don't have the sweetest things coming out of their mouth, when something a little displeasing goes in.




manxcat -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 7:12:33 PM)

lolol
but i really do like Peon, and don't want to scare him totally off [:)]

manxy

and ty Peon, good to be back x0x


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LadyPact -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 7:25:20 PM)

Liking someone and consequences for certain forms of 'helpfulness' are two entirely different things.  Plus, we do hope to educated the lad.  Since he's had questions regarding the asparagus, and all.




crazyredhead1957 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 7:37:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

It's even better if you make them serve the asparagus to you a few hours before the main event.  Gives them a little reminder of what happens to boys who don't have the sweetest things coming out of their mouth, when something a little displeasing goes in.


Oh Lady Pact.  i am soooooooooo glad i try to watch my mouth at all times.  i am so grateful that has never happened to me, "asparagus pee" is legendary.




LAgirlsub -> RE: Golden Showers (4/4/2009 11:36:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beeble

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kittinSol wrote: Bleurgh... pee. It's foamy, yellow and imagine, what it must be like, after eating asparagus...

If it's foamy, er, you should see a doctor.  If it's yellow, you're dehydrated.  If you've been eating asparagus, it's best avoid the golden showers for a bit if you or your partner are among the 20% or so of people who can smell asparagus on urine.

beeble.



Is it really only 20%? I thought everyone could smell how awful it is (and I love asparagus).




Kita -> RE: Golden Showers (4/5/2009 1:08:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: manxcat
Would love to do just that Lady P, perhaps with a dose of asparagus, which i eat all the time.[:D]

I have some in my fridge. Wanna double-team? Ah well, thanks for the reminder. Maybe I'll go steam it right now. ;)

-Kita-




Kita -> RE: Golden Showers (4/5/2009 1:12:50 AM)

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LadyPact said:
A very nice post, Kita.  I don't think your twueness is in question at all.

Isn't it amazing how <cough> helpful peon has been to his fellow sub.  Sounds to Me like someone should <cough> reward him for his kindness.

[sm=evil.gif]


Aww thanks LP. I'm not *too* worried :)

Peon is indeed quite the helper. Imagine the fun the lot of us would have if we had him and beeble in the same room. I don't think they'd know which of us to be most cautious of (and of each other, for that matter since who knows, maybe they'd try to throw each other under the bus.)

Oh what fun that would be!

-Kita-




Kita -> RE: Golden Showers (4/5/2009 1:18:58 AM)

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PeonForHer said:
Oh dear, Kita.  Did I read that right?  " . . . .since his briefs and t-shirts and all are so cute and fold-up so nicely :)" [:D]

Oh lol, lol, lol is me.  Beeble's briefs get folded up?   Do they get ironed as well?  Have you any idea of what that would do to his reputation should people in his home town find out? 

I shall remember that forever, should he ever, once, make the mistake of calling me a soft Southerner.  [:D][:D][:D]

Dear, dear Peon: I said I fold them.  I don't know that he does since I don't often have opportunity to go through his drawers (*grin*ahem*grin*), but when I'm doing it they're usually bound for his suitcase :/ *sigh*

Also? I doubt they'd be shocked or he'd care :)

Also, also? See if I ever do laundry for you :P :)

-Kita-




PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/5/2009 1:56:58 AM)

Oh gawd, I don't think anyone other than me has done my laundry since I was about fourteen.  Beeble's a lucky fella to have you, in that and many other ways. 

An old friend of mine, a very, very large ex-rugby player, once announced, when he was drunk, that he ironed his underpants - because they 'felt smoother against the skin'.  We've never let him forget it. [:D]




beeble -> RE: Golden Showers (4/5/2009 2:13:56 AM)

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EvilKitty wrote: Soda, water, apple juice, alllllll the same.

You see, now the surreal concept of `a couple too many apple juices' is stuck in my head.

beeble




LadyPact -> RE: Golden Showers (4/5/2009 2:29:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Kita

Aww thanks LP. I'm not *too* worried :)

Peon is indeed quite the helper. Imagine the fun the lot of us would have if we had him and beeble in the same room. I don't think they'd know which of us to be most cautious of (and of each other, for that matter since who knows, maybe they'd try to throw each other under the bus.)

Oh what fun that would be!

-Kita-



Let Me tell you about this amazing phenomenon that's been known to happen at some of our local Madame's Brunches.  We hold them every now and again around here.  On a given Sunday, the Dominant women in the area get together and are served brunch in a high protocol fashion.  

Once the meal has been served, and the ladies have been pampered a bit, the entertainment begins.  The entertainment is decided upon by the host and has included things such as subbie twister and all other kinds of wonderful games that the servants play for our amusement.

Now, this strange thing I mentioned seems to happen around this time as the games begin.  Suddenly, the boys become so <cough> helpful to each other by providing us ideas of what might be done to the other boys.  They make wonderful suggestions such as where clothespins could be fun, or that someone should test just how pointy a skewer can be.  Oh, they are so helpful to their servant brothers! 

Moral of the story.  Get two boys in a room with several Dommes, and they'll throw the other under the bus every time, to save themselves.




malloves69 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/6/2009 4:50:18 AM)

love golden showers [:)] when my mistress is standing over me love that view .her pussy opens up and out cums her golden fluid as i have my mouth open to try and swallow as much as i can [:)] its like shes marking her territory until next time we play ...after she done love licking her pussy clean [:)] her standing over me kneeling before her makes for a great visual indeed and we find it very erotic and intense to do so [:)] usually the last thing we do together before we both shower together right before she leaves ...have fun mal




AZmalesub7 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/6/2009 7:05:15 AM)

First pee of the day is bitter and not healthy because it is heavy with the undesirable material that the kidneys remove. However, if the Mistress drinks a lot of water or soda for an hour or two before feeding the sub, there is nothing unpleasant about it for me. It is nearly tasteless and i have no gagging or other negative results and Mistress goes wild with multiple orgasms from my submission. Urine is cery safe if it is from a feeder in good health. One way to start is to just release a small amount while being orally serviced and see if it is even noticed. Then, if there is some upset with the sub, ask him/her if it was really unpleasant. I aid it wasn't at all aftermy initial shock and realized that there wan nothing unpleasant at all. i am now an enthusiast.




undergroundsea -> RE: Golden Showers (4/6/2009 11:50:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact
Get two boys in a room with several Dommes, and they'll throw the other under the bus every time, to save themselves.


We are merely trying to be of service to the dommes and help with the flow of ideas ;-)

Cheers,

Sea




PeonForHer -> RE: Golden Showers (4/6/2009 12:21:50 PM)

You know, Sea, I can't help having the tiniest, teensiest suspicionette that more women are into golden showers than will say - because they consider it 'unladylike'. 

But what am I saying?  Dommies snort in derision at being restricted by notions of ladylike behaviour, surely?




Lockit -> RE: Golden Showers (4/6/2009 12:30:02 PM)

Being unladylike has nothing... I mean NOTHING to do with how I feel about it! ROFL  I don't see it as ladylike or unladylike!  Besides... there are times when I am a lady and times when I am womanly, but not so ladylike.  What would I care? [:D]





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