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YourhandMyAss -> RE: Golden Showers (4/13/2009 10:04:18 AM)

Oh come on you call tmi at everything.  If you don't like it , when I share stuff, or stuff comes up that you think is TMI stop coming to websites where topics like this may be discussed.
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but otherwise nope not hard, just spread your legs wide tilt hips a bit and let loose.
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




manxcat -> RE: Golden Showers (4/14/2009 4:52:50 AM)

Peon, while being unladylike could be a factor, perhaps it is just that we wish to be known/remembered for others things first.  Like our brilliant minds or carpentry skills.[:)]

And yes i can pee standing, and aim as well.  When you travel as much as i have in a car, truck or on a motorcycle, your kidneys often call for using the great outdoors.  I remember one time i was in my semi in gridlock for 2 hours in the middle of Washington D.C.  And i had no suitable container in the cab.  As i wear skirts most of the time, i simply got out onto the cat walk and pretended to be checking the reefer controls.  Or along the road, i can go *picking flowers* anywhere, anytime.

manxy




beeble -> RE: Golden Showers (4/14/2009 5:57:44 AM)

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manxcat wrote: ... perhaps it is just that we wish to be known/remembered for others things first. Like our brilliant minds or carpentry skills. [:)]

A woman who handles wood well is always well remembered.  *nodnod*

beeble.




crazyredhead1957 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/14/2009 7:17:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

Oh come on you call tmi at everything.  If you don't like it , when I share stuff, or stuff comes up that you think is TMI stop coming to websites where topics like this may be discussed.
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but otherwise nope not hard, just spread your legs wide tilt hips a bit and let loose.
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



lmao!!!  Oh you gals!  we are talking about pee already right?  i expected this.  How else would a woman pee and aim?  hahaha




manxcat -> RE: Golden Showers (4/14/2009 8:13:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beeble

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manxcat wrote: ... perhaps it is just that we wish to be known/remembered for others things first. Like our brilliant minds or carpentry skills. [:)]

A woman who handles wood well is always well remembered.  *nodnod*

beeble.


rofl, i needed that.

manxy






SlaveBlutarsky -> RE: Golden Showers (4/14/2009 10:19:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lockit

So aspargus with garlic would be a bad thing?
Or the greatest thing ever!

This one definitely falls under the category 'One mons' trash is another man's treasure.'

I'm a big fan of the golden showers, for many reasons, but can understand why it's not for everyone.




Tantriqu -> RE: Golden Showers (4/14/2009 11:06:37 PM)




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Actually, you can purchase the same type of device through medical supply.  One of the non play uses that it's associated with is for females deployed with the military to certain locations where squatting/disrobing might not be the best idea. 

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This is what I use, which is a smooth, oval, curved funnel.  I can write my name on my sub! 
I suggest you practice in the toilet or bath first, and not just to ensure a good seal:  I laughed out loud at the noise the first time I used it.




crazyredhead1957 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/14/2009 11:12:40 PM)

Oh my.  The things i learn on the message boards.  One of those would be good for long trips.




Tantriqu -> RE: Golden Showers (4/14/2009 11:19:53 PM)

http://www.shewee.com/how.html

Sure, it has a more prosaic use, but don't forget to 'mark' your sub before your long business trip ;-)
Enjoy!




crazyredhead1957 -> RE: Golden Showers (4/15/2009 4:14:18 PM)

i am the sub.  ~smile~




GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: Golden Showers (5/6/2009 9:55:05 PM)

I enjoy GS a times .......I do not use it as humliation but as a..
hmmmmmmm..play thing......or a "ritual" of sorts...
I do not find body fluid humiliating and urine has been filtered....
ppl have survived on it.

I have good aim...if I watch my      pee s   and Q's
I stand on either side of the tub...for back..chest...head..
and some have wanted to drink..sure..so I guess I "approve"

One sub made a pee tub...like a little swimming pool.

I also have to say..    .I        like pee in my hair...yep..
so get
a DOM shower.........


GQueen   peequeen   at times




LadyConstanze -> RE: Golden Showers (5/7/2009 2:41:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lockit

So aspargus with garlic would be a bad thing?


Add a bit of vitamin B12 complex to your diet, that makes for an interesting bright colour and a bitter taste...




malloves69 -> RE: Golden Showers (5/7/2009 4:13:12 PM)

love watching it cum out of her when she is standing over me [:)][:)] usually the last thing we do before we shower together as our time together cums to a end [:)]..love licking her clean after too ..with her pussy so open and wet [:)]just want to bury my mouth ...lips and tounge to make sure i get it all ..and the look on her face when she cums is priceless indeed ...have fun mal [:)]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Golden Showers (5/7/2009 4:14:05 PM)

Brain bleach, please!




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Golden Showers (5/7/2009 4:34:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: malloves69

love watching it cum out of her when she is standing over me [:)][:)] usually the last thing we do before we shower together as our time together cums to a end [:)]..love licking her clean after too ..with her pussy so open and wet [:)]just want to bury my mouth ...lips and tounge to make sure i get it all ..and the look on her face when she cums is priceless indeed ...have fun mal [:)]


(Why the hell do people constantly have to use the word "cum"?  Honestly, I don't get it.  Even in this venue....there have to be SUM grammatical rules, eh?.  It's like "whilst"....I fucking HATE that!!!!!!!  "Whilst"....did we all just land in some Eurocentric time warp wherein which we've chosen to denigrate our own language protocols?  WTFF is WHILST?  I never said "whilst" even when I was stoned out of my complete freaking gourd!)

(rant over).




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Golden Showers (5/7/2009 4:35:26 PM)



(P.S., Golden Showers are wunnahfull :) )




Phoenixpower -> RE: Golden Showers (5/7/2009 4:42:32 PM)

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Venatrix -> RE: Golden Showers (5/7/2009 4:48:15 PM)

Oh, LNN, I was going to offer you this incredibly hot evening of domination, all expenses fully paid, but, alas, I use "whilst," and I wouldn't want to violate your hard limits.  I'll just have to find someone else.




mummyman321 -> RE: Golden Showers (5/7/2009 5:05:59 PM)

For all those women who want to try water sports but find it a little awkward. This item just might help!

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LadyHibiscus -> RE: Golden Showers (5/7/2009 5:07:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mummyman321

For all those women who want to try water sports but find it a little awkward. This item just might help!

http://www.kinky-clothes.com/store/images/3140-3149.jpg



How would that HELP, exactly? 




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