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Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 2:50:40 PM

domiguy

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Let us set the scene. I have been spending some time on the slaviest slave section and since I have subsequently pissed off the majority of the "crazed" subs on this site I have decided that the only path of redempiton is...(Drum Roll)....

Ladies and gentleman it is time, once again, for the

                  Great '09 CM Dom off!!!...

To set the mood, I slip into a silk robe, ascott, pipe and adopt a regal English accent. I turn up the musical stylings of Dionne Warwick to further enhance my Domliness. (If you see me walking down the street and I start to cry each time we meet. Walk on by, walk on by)
We are all under this vast CM umbrella and I would like to extend the invitation for all to paricipate.   (A chair is still a chair Even when there's no one sitting there But a chair is not a house And a house is not a home When there's no one there to hold you tight,
And no one there you can kiss good night) What makes a great Dom? Who shall be deemed supreme? So whether you are the sultan of swat! Or you judge your domlitudeness based upon whoever you might be strappin' or tappin' at a given moment? Jump on in. (L.A. is a great big freeway. Put a hundred down and buy a car.In a week, maybe two, they'll make you a star Weeks turn into years. How quck they pass And all the stars that never were Are parking cars and pumping gas) Why are you the greatest Dom of 'em all?

Whether you judge yourself by the size of your strap, cock, brain or the size of your home stone, rosetta stone, or Stone Phillips.   Don't be bashful. (What's it all about, Alfie? Is it just for the moment we live? What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie? Are we meant to take more than we give or..) I want to know why you are the Dom of Doms?

Who knows in the process you might just lure in the sub or kajira of your dreams.

I shall kick off this tournament with the following proclamation....

I am the greatest Dom of all time! I have personally moistened more panties than an Asian Tsunami. I am the lord of my castle.

I will initially not exude 100% of my magnificent Domliness but this fact alone might kick many competitors to the curb....

I, domiguy, am the Lord of the Doms because I have a Jay....Oh....Beee!

Dom that if you think you can!!! I dare you! Domiguy throws down the gauntlet. Come hither if you dare!

domiguy, currently the leader of the Doms.

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 3:11:00 PM

Lockit

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LMAO!!!!!!!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 3:31:06 PM

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Lmfao!

I love it ^_^

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 3:53:37 PM

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Finally! A desperately needed, on topic, humorus thread....

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 5:45:29 PM

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Domiguy, you rock! :>
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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 6:03:05 PM

KatyLied

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quote:

Jay....Oh....Beee!

And now you also have Jay Oh Cutler

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 7:18:50 PM

Lashra

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I am the Domme of Domliness because (drum roll) my sub says so and that is good enough
for me. He is the only person whose perception of me as a Domme matters.

~Lashra

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 9:25:47 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy
domiguy, currently the leader of the Doms.

Congratulations.

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 9:29:09 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

I am the greatest Dom of all time! I have personally moistened more panties than an Asian Tsunami.

domiguy - we're only moist because we've pissed ourselves laughing!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 9:45:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy
I am the greatest Dom of all time! I have personally moistened more panties than an Asian Tsunami.

domiguy - we're only moist because we've pissed ourselves laughing!

you GO, Boozy Bug!!!!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 9:47:05 PM

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*chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug* hic

was that what you meant?

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 9:48:27 PM

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I hear the ones who are Super Bad dont have time to write about it. Is that really true? I dont think I agree but that is what I heard.

Why you boys competing so hard to be the baddest?

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/2/2009 10:25:55 PM

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By my count it seems as if Miss Lashra has a large lead. And I am known here to be a fair and impartial judge. (well,.. there has been talk)

yours

< Message edited by YoursMistress -- 4/2/2009 10:31:44 PM >

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 4:51:43 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: heartcream

I hear the ones who are Super Bad dont have time to write about it. Is that really true? I dont think I agree but that is what I heard.

Why you boys competing so hard to be the baddest?

it goes back to a simpler, less complicated time in our lives when we were taught, either by accident or on purpose, that when 2 or more males gather together, we have to select an Alpha,,,usually it's based upon the size of our organ, and no I don't mean Wurlitzer

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 4:57:14 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

I am the greatest Dom of all time! I have personally moistened more panties than an Asian Tsunami.

domiguy - we're only moist because we've pissed ourselves laughing!

yannow, bug, thats not exactly true. i still have that cmail where you pledged your undying love to the dead rapper...As president of the domiclub, i had to set the record straight.
Sorry, girl, sisterhood only goes so far! (my peeps in CT know what im sayin)

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:20:40 AM

yourdarkdesire

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umm - I got no idea of what you would be speaking of perse!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 8:29:45 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

I am the greatest Dom of all time! I have personally moistened more panties than an Asian Tsunami.

domiguy - we're only moist because we've pissed ourselves laughing!

indeed

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 8:37:38 AM

LaTigresse

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Oh dude, don't you know that

UberGoddessQueenoftheFuckingUniverse trumps all???

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 8:38:33 AM

GreedyTop

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ooh... LaT vs Domi.....

*breaks out the popcorn*

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 8:40:42 AM

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