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How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:21:46 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Ya'll don't make any sense!

How come?

All us guys...we make sense....do the same thing evary day....come in....come out....comb our hair the same way....wear the same pants...all we want is some kind of beef and potatoes.....

And by the way....what is all this fucking pasta bullshit?

And chicken?

And some kind of fried vegetable shit?

And then there's all that "tenderness" stuff....and "paying attention".....

We just want some good home town fucking.  (Said, of course, in the most submissive of ways).  We're actually good with all that Harlequin stuff....but we want some nasty shit.

High heels.  Leather.  Visqueen on occasion.

Crisco.

(Police).

Broken windows.

Nasty fucking.  Stuff your Dad would slap me for.  Stuff he'd be sure his baby would never do.  Stuff he'd pay for your attorney for.

I'm okay with that.  (I'd even front him the money).

I could stand a decent fight with your Dad....

Okay...fine....I'm done ranting (hell...I'm not even married....I'd still like all this).

Right then....enough of that.....






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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:23:02 PM   
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Someone please splain this to moi?



Tellement mignon... j'ai envie de te faire un gros bisou :-) .

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:24:34 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:25:33 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:25:46 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:28:04 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:30:07 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:34:39 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:38:05 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:39:45 PM   
beargonewild


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I know what to do with chocolate, just have no idea what to do with a wimmen!


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:40:18 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:41:11 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:42:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Dude.  Did I TELL you to go get laid?  Honestly, people's lives go MUCH better when they just DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO DO!


(It's been mentioned on occasion).

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:43:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Dude.  Did I TELL you to go get laid?  Honestly, people's lives go MUCH better when they just DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO DO!


(It's been mentioned on occasion).



I wouldn't steer you wrong! 

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:43:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Yes chocolate would be better!

I know what to do with chocolate, just have no idea what to do with a wimmen!



Per(fucking)ZAKLY!!!!!

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:46:32 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:47:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Yes chocolate would be better!

I know what to do with chocolate, just have no idea what to do with a wimmen!



*sighs patiently* bear you're gay, you're not supppposed to know what to do with a wimmens.....or at least not want to


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:49:00 PM   
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Yep, you're right. Even says so in my profile!  hahahahahaha


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:50:03 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 6:53:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

*scampers off to check profile and returns*

Yep, you're right. Even says so in my profile!  hahahahahaha



SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! kazza proofed her point *looks smug* You still give the best squishy hugs though oh bearlicious one 


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