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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:01:05 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:02:35 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:04:29 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:04:57 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:05:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Bill Engvall says men only need 3 things: food, sex and sleep.

And he can do all 3 by himself.

In the truck.

In traffic!

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:05:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadySweetOrSour

I think she meant crackpot.


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And hey!  I resemble that remark!!

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:07:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Bill Engvall says men only need 3 things: food, sex and sleep.

And he can do all 3 by himself.

In the truck.

In traffic!



*snort* I prefer a cheap motel room!


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:28:14 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:29:31 PM   
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Sorry Lookie. We could tell you but then we'd have to kill you.

Edited to add: What the hell is Visqueen? Google turns up either a punk rock band of polyethylene sheeting. Talk about confusing.


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:30:35 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:31:13 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:32:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks. Do guys really spend that much time worrying about weeds in the garden? Or does Lookie have other uses for the stuff?

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:32:45 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 7:35:19 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Thanks. Do guys really spend that much time worrying about weeds in the garden? Or does Lookie have other uses for the stuff?


Well, *I* can think of other uses for it... imagine what a horny guy can think up! 

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 8:05:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Bill Engvall says men only need 3 things: food, sex and sleep.

And he can do all 3 by himself.

In the truck.

In traffic!



Sleeping.

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 8:22:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I am not a crockpot!  I am absolutely sure that I am a barbecue, or at the very least a hibachi! 


I thought she said hitachi.  Then I was thinking, well, I handed her one in Florida, all plugged in and everything, and she looked it over... and... handed it back.

Sigh.

Maybe if Lookie was holding it...


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 8:33:47 PM   
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Anyways . . ..

I'm mostly gonna stay outta this one (aren't I doing such a good job, hehehe), but this conversation made me think of this vid that was making the rounds of our local BDSM discussion group last year:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMZ73mT5zM

Boxes & wires, discrete & continuous, made some sense to me . . . . . . lol

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 10:51:15 PM   
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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/20/2009 10:55:01 PM   
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Visqueen on occasion.


I love you for knowing of this substance.......

(and I HATE how slick it gets when it's wet and I'm trying to walk on it.. worse than black ice)


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 12:11:03 AM   
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