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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 3:12:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		i agree with the OP. i'm a woman . i lived with one for four years . all this sharing our feelings, lets talk about it now. cleaning at 2 in the morning and getting mad when i just wanted to sleep. drove me fucking nuts

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 5:44:01 AM   
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However I can work one and got over the need to know more.


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:07:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		you men are so damn confusing!

complain when we don't fix your favorite beef and potatoes dish - you need variety! chicken, veggies, and pasta - good for you!

combing your hair the same way - boring! spice it up a bit

wearing the same pants - ewwwwwwww! no wonder many of you need a personal shopper at Macy's because you don't keep up with fashion.

yes, we women need that tenderness as well as listening to what we say.

oh btw - simply leave your bank account #'s and credit cards ...we'll handle the rest

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:11:45 AM   
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We would not try to poison you,
yeah well....this can be put up for debate

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:13:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: untamedshysub

because men only need the three S's and are microwaves , women on the other hand require a little more than the three S's and are crockpots.


LadyH ~ I'm hoping she meant 'OUR' crockpots and yes - I agree with her !!

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:14:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

I don't understand how colour TV works.
However I can work one and got over the need to know more.



Mmmmmm hmmm

Thats right. Forget about the manual and just play with the buttons.

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:17:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
yeah well....this can be put up for debate


  Especially with your cooking. Still using the meatloaf as a doorstop?


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:25:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		another thing i never understood was the cuddling. we would lie there half naked , our bodies touching and then she was upset cause i wanted sex! cuddling to me is foreplay. oh well , good thing i dont have to understand women anymore.
btw i would still do anything for this woman. she does have a good heart.

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:30:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Rainfire

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
yeah well....this can be put up for debate


  Especially with your cooking. Still using the meatloaf as a doorstop?

Jim is using it in the back of the truck so he doesn't get stuck in the mud you wise ass biotech


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:51:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Do not let the Bear fool you!  I am positive that he has Hidden Talents that he just doesn't have any particular use for!


Bear's hand moves down a girl's bum when he hugs. He knows how to handle the wimmins...

silly ole bear.

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:53:32 AM   
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I think she meant crackpot.


OMG!!!!!WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

WELCOME BACK!
HUGGLEHUGGLEHUGGLE

Ok... back to your reguraly scheduled insanity.

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:54:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		It's not that we are so confusing, it's that men are......such simple creatures. Poor simple little brains cannot handle the complexity that is US!

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:57:31 AM   
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16 years living with growed-up wimmins. Girls, I promise, I got you sussed and how!

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 7:04:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Fitznicely

*Howling with laughter*

16 years living with growed-up wimmins. Girls, I promise, I got you sussed and how!


You only think you know THOSE women.....


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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 5:42:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

It's not that we are so confusing, it's that men are......such simple creatures. Poor simple little brains cannot handle the complexity that is US!


Fine!

I accept that.

You wimmens are still a total and complete mindfuck!

How about a rule book?

"If you do this...we'll do this".....nice and simple.

If you make us meat and potatoes....we'll love you.  Intensely.

We see that as a sign of love.

If you make us meat and potatoes every day....for like 11 years (every day)...we'll buy you things.  Not on our own of course...but if you tell us what you want....we'll buy every dammed one of those things.

I swear to gawd we will.

(Honest).

(As an adjunct....mini skirts {and lots of titties} gets us to the whole diamonds and pearls kind of thinking).

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 5:48:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		How coincidental. I am sitting here in only a t-shirt and undies eating freshly fried potatoes and kielbasa.

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 5:57:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

How coincidental. I am sitting here in only a t-shirt and undies eating freshly fried potatoes and kielbasa.


(We should talk).

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RE: How come wimmens are so damned confusing? - 4/21/2009 6:25:07 PM   
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How coincidental. I am sitting here in only a t-shirt and undies eating freshly fried potatoes and kielbasa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbqtzsJj_Wc

I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

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