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you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 12:08:28 PM   
intenze


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Status: offline 		This had me shaking my head at myself:
I was driving behind a guy who had a bumper sticker that said: I would rather be fishing.
I read it as: I would rather be fisting.
goodness.
Anyone else have pervy moments like that?
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 12:26:28 PM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 12:55:01 PM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 1:35:57 PM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 1:50:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ahhhhhhh, I've been wanting a thread just like this . . . . Thanks much, Intenze . ...

. . .. . when you don't just have a toy bag, ya have a whole freaking set of matched luggage . . . . & ya need more . . . . . lol

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 1:53:31 PM   
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You know you are a pervert when you go to Home Depot and you find all kinds of stuff that has NOTHING to do with home repair............

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 1:59:40 PM   
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All the toys in the irrigation isle, is where I shop for sprinkler repairs but find my imagination wanders.

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 2:08:49 PM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 2:09:36 PM   
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You know you are a pervert when you go to Home Depot and you find all kinds of stuff that has NOTHING to do with home repair............

You know you are a pervert when you refer to Home Depot as Dom Depot, sometimes when in vanilla company.


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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 2:10:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		its not the home depot......it's the dom depot.

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 2:36:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		...when you hear 'I was a lonely teenage drunken slut with his big erection and a pick up truck' whilst listening to Don MacLean's 'American Pie'.

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 2:40:21 PM   
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its not the home depot......it's the dom depot.

Or, if you are our resident manwhore, it's the Homo Depot


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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 2:56:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah, well, ya know what happens after many years of being a thrifty & handy pervert?

Yeah . ... . Mountains of smut supplies, even with me givin' away the less-than-suitable stuff . . . . . Hell, my rope alone needs its own suitcase . . ... . (& I'm nothing in that regard compared to my friend Sunshine Gypsy, she's got several bins of rope, in every color in the rainbow . . . . . . Me, jealous, nah . . . . lol . . . . . Toting all that rope around is a pain, )

Anyways, yes. My 'toy luggage' is all pink, & much of it is pink camouflage, hehehe . . .. . .

I cannot walk thru any store, any place for that matter, that my pointy little perve brain doesn't go, 'Ah, ya know what we could do with that?'

Not that I'm complaining, mind ya . . .. . . .

It's one of those, 'ya know yer a perve when . . . ' things . . .. . lol

Like, ya know yer a perve when you eyeball those engine-yanking cherry-picker things for it's suspension possibilities, lol . . .. . .

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ORIGINAL: intenze

You have matched luggage toy bags? Whew!
You know you are a pervert when you go to Home Depot and you find all kinds of stuff that has NOTHING to do with home repair............

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 4:13:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DemonKia

Yeah, well, ya know what happens after many years of being a thrifty & handy pervert?

Yeah . ... . Mountains of smut supplies, even with me givin' away the less-than-suitable stuff . . . . . Hell, my rope alone needs its own suitcase . . ... . (& I'm nothing in that regard compared to my friend Sunshine Gypsy, she's got several bins of rope, in every color in the rainbow . . . . . . Me, jealous, nah . . . . lol . . . . . Toting all that rope around is a pain, )

Anyways, yes. My 'toy luggage' is all pink, & much of it is pink camouflage, hehehe . . .. . .

I cannot walk thru any store, any place for that matter, that my pointy little perve brain doesn't go, 'Ah, ya know what we could do with that?'

Not that I'm complaining, mind ya . . .. . . .

It's one of those, 'ya know yer a perve when . . . ' things . . .. . lol

Like, ya know yer a perve when you eyeball those engine-yanking cherry-picker things for it's suspension possibilities, lol . . .. . .

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ORIGINAL: intenze

You have matched luggage toy bags? Whew!
You know you are a pervert when you go to Home Depot and you find all kinds of stuff that has NOTHING to do with home repair............




You are my hero Kia

Ya know you are a pervert when you fall asleep with the vibrator still running.
Hey I'm single, dammit.


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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 4:18:59 PM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 4:40:04 PM   
intenze


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ORIGINAL: stella41b

...when you hear 'I was a lonely teenage drunken slut with his big erection and a pick up truck' whilst listening to Don MacLean's 'American Pie'.

Those aren't the words?
oh..... 

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 5:09:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

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its not the home depot......it's the dom depot.

Or, if you are our resident manwhore, it's the Homo Depot



You know me so well  *grinz wickedly*


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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 5:30:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was at DomDepot petting some really nice rope one day. Yeah of course some guy was standing at the end of the aisle watching me. 
It was really nice rope though!


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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 5:30:30 PM   
scifi1133


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quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

its not the home depot......it's the dom depot.

Or, if you are our resident manwhore, it's the Homo Depot

That is true I seem to remember more than once hearing this said lol.

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 5:36:01 PM   
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You know me so well  *grinz wickedly*

*Tacklesmooches da manwhore* Why yes; yes I do.


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