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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 5:38:41 PM

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I laughed when I read your post.....Now every time I talk to someone about fishing....LMAO!

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/3/2009 8:07:52 PM

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Ya know you are a pervert when you fall asleep with the vibrator still running.
Hey I'm single, dammit.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 6:29:03 AM

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You know you are a pervert when you are begging even when getting your vanilla freak on.
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 6:39:50 AM

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You know you'e a pervert when the world looks like this

http://www.houseofgord.com/

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 6:50:38 AM

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bows to MadAxeman...that is indeed. I am an amateur. I am humbled.
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 7:18:08 AM

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You know you're a pervert when you are collared and married to Lumus. With "No takes-backsies!"

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 7:48:55 AM

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ORIGINAL: DemonKia

Ahhhhhhh, I've been wanting a thread just like this . . . . Thanks much, Intenze . ...

. . .. . when you don't just have a toy bag, ya have a whole freaking set of matched luggage . . . . & ya need more . . . . . lol

You've been peeking, haven't you?

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 7:51:03 AM

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*chuckles*

LP, I flew into New York with a whole suitcase of "toys" 3 weeks after 9/11..... talk about fun times!

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 7:52:39 AM

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I can't even imagine the fun you had, Rain.

So, are you there yet?

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 7:57:42 AM

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Part of the fun included the first time they went to go search my luggage in the open, I warned them they might want to do it privately but the ass refused to listen or believe me. When he turned a million shades of red, I smiled sweetly and said that I would be willing to give a demonstration of the use of each one if he was willing to help out. I have never been cleared so fast in a search in my life. The bad part was on the flight home, the airline busted my container of Kama Sutra Honey Dust and I got paged in the middle of Denver International Airport for a mysterious white powder coming out of my suitcase. Everything was a MESS. Smelled great though!

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 8:09:24 AM

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Talking of luggage toyboxes....W/we take a break from the UM's every now and again by grabbing an overnighter in a local hotel...Big wheelie suitcase fulla toys, tiny rucksack with a change of clothes each.

Only one occasion was kinda worrying...I'd not bothered locking the suitcase and as we'd arrived a little earlier than expected, W/we left it with the reception staff and took a walk. W/we spent a whole 90 minutes wandering round pretending to shop while W/we speculated what they'd think if they decided to go rummaging

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 8:11:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: Rainfire

Part of the fun included the first time they went to go search my luggage in the open, I warned them they might want to do it privately but the ass refused to listen or believe me. When he turned a million shades of red, I smiled sweetly and said that I would be willing to give a demonstration of the use of each one if he was willing to help out. I have never been cleared so fast in a search in my life. The bad part was on the flight home, the airline busted my container of Kama Sutra Honey Dust and I got paged in the middle of Denver International Airport for a mysterious white powder coming out of my suitcase. Everything was a MESS. Smelled great though!

Too funny!

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 8:12:52 AM

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You know you are a pervert when your entire search for a new house is based on the potential to create a purpose built dungeon! And YEY Wwe have found one lol!

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 8:17:49 AM

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Sounds GREAT, Gabrielle. Let us know how the room turns out.

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 8:28:44 AM

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Building a dungeon around here would be easy - most houses have full basements already.

I should shut up now or give Lumus even more nasty ideas.

*shuttin' up!*

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 8:36:53 AM

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Building a dungeon around here would be easy - most houses have full basements already.

I should shut up now or give Lumus even more nasty ideas.

*shuttin' up!*

But Rain.....That is the sole reason behind searching for the appropriate house! Every time I look at house listings, the first thing I check is if it has a basement to build a playroom in!

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 8:40:34 AM

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Yer not married to the Man - He is an evil, diabolical GENIUS who does NOT need a dungeon to come up with ways to torture me. As such, I do not need to be giving Him any ideas. No way in hell!

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 8:45:32 AM

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That's why you have good friends like us. We have your backside. Strung up. Tortured. Just the way you like it.

bwhahahahaha

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 8:52:13 AM

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Sounds GREAT, Gabrielle. Let us know how the room turns out.

Will do! Wwe are doing a double height side extension above the garage to create a wonderful new 'Master' suite lol! Wwe even have a kinky architect friend who will not bat an eyelid when Wwe start asking for extra load bearing beams hehe....! Just keep those fingers crossed this move goes smoothly....folk can still pull out ya know...

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 8:54:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: Rainfire

Yer not married to the Man - He is an evil, diabolical GENIUS who does NOT need a dungeon to come up with ways to torture me. As such, I do not need to be giving Him any ideas. No way in hell!

True but as a good friend to you both...it is my duty to periodically throw out ideas to him. Which reminds me, I need to email him with a few ideas and places to buy dungein equipment!

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