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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 8:55:04 AM   
GabrielleSlave


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ORIGINAL: Rainfire

  Building a dungeon around here would be easy - most houses have full basements already.

  I should shut up now or give Lumus even more nasty ideas.


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But Rain.....That is the sole reason behind searching for the appropriate house! Every time I look at house listings, the first thing I check is if it has a basement to build a playroom in!



Ahhh, if only houses round here had basements....... Well there are a few but i don't happen to have a spare £800k to buy one *grins and is still very excited*

i guess you also know if you are a pervert when your architect is just as perverted as you are lol!!!

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 9:00:59 AM   
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You know you're a pervert when you watch a co-worker (who's a gym rat) swig down a protein shot (cigar shaped plastic tube, 6 inches long) and can't help but wonder that it would make an excellent ice mold for insertion play. As he was ready to throw the container away, I asked for it. When he inquired what I was going to use it for, my reply was; "Bend over and find out.". While he declined to be on the receiving end of the ice mold, he did give me every single one after that from the case he had purchased. I keep all 6 of them in the freezer, ready to go.


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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 9:05:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Bella1965

While he declined to be on the receiving end of the ice mold, he did give me every single one after that from the case he had purchased.


Evening/morning!  Methinks that co-worker is more perverted that he realises lol!  i bet the image has stayed with him and even now he wonders.....

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 10:27:24 AM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 10:45:28 AM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 10:56:53 AM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 2:46:12 PM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 4:21:26 PM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 4:40:13 PM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 6:57:28 PM   
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Not only do I not mind cock-shots, but I often go over to Alt or Fetlife LOOKING for them.



edited to add: But don't send me any. Master deletes blue mail here. I'm allowed to look at posted ones, though.


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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 5/4/2009 7:02:06 PM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 6/19/2009 8:41:09 AM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 6/19/2009 8:43:42 AM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 6/19/2009 8:45:26 AM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 6/19/2009 9:03:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		One time I was at a flea market with some friends. They had these amazing leather dog collars and matching leashes.  I decided to get a set. I don't have a dog.  The man asked me how big my dog was, I said...well I think we have about the same neck size.

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 6/19/2009 9:09:25 AM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 6/19/2009 12:36:28 PM   
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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 6/19/2009 1:32:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: intenze

One time I was at a flea market with some friends. They had these amazing leather dog collars and matching leashes.  I decided to get a set. I don't have a dog.  The man asked me how big my dog was, I said...well I think we have about the same neck size.


Cute, that made me laugh.
I can't walk past the pet section at a store without doing a double take at the collars. I don't wear one but they have some really nice ones out there

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RE: you know you are a pervert when......... - 6/19/2009 3:56:11 PM   
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