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sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 6:07:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery Sign outside town... Town of Western Collarme Territory Population 75 (plus one wagon unspecified number of dance hall girls) and a three legged dog trained in tripping innocent women so his master can peep up their skirts,

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 6:25:15 AM)
only because I've found the women in Old Western don't have underwear...

sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 6:28:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery only because I've found the women in Old Western don't have underwear... TRANSLATION: MusicMystery invented the Panty Raid....

odioustoad -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 6:36:15 AM)
hops into town and takes a quiet spot in the shade under the porch of one of the saloons

sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 6:37:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: odioustoad hops into town and takes a quiet spot in the shade under the porch of one of the saloons ODI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 8:40:23 AM)
Actually, I've found the blacksmith is very accommodating about hammering iron around a girl's neck when she's taken to the stables for ravishing, ropes and whips. Perhaps this tradition will catch on...

BamaD -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 8:46:41 AM)
Doc Holliday Covers Dentest Gambler Gun hand (not for hire) psuedo deputy (if he likes the sheriff) part time "representative" for working ladies

sweetgirlserves -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 8:47:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery Actually, I've found the blacksmith is very accommodating about hammering iron around a girl's neck when she's taken to the stables for ravishing, ropes and whips. Perhaps this tradition will catch on... Hi Master, Have you been to Old Sturbridge Village lately? Sounds like it... smirks ~sgs

GreedyTop -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 8:48:50 AM)
Sturbridge... gawd, I havent been there since I was about 12... picked up a copy of Thick as a brick there (for .50) WITH the newspaper intact. ok, I wanna be something tomboyish... maybe the pony trainer?

sweetgirlserves -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 8:57:09 AM)
Hi Greedy! smiles Hmmm.. maybe i should start planning a trip. 1st stop by the Blacksmith, then off to the stable for some pony training! After that... hmmmm... if there is SchoolMaster in the one-room schoolhouse, perhaps i could get some corner time, or even better, a paddling! smiles ~sgs

GreedyTop -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 8:58:46 AM)
There's a schoolmarm..will that work?

sweetgirlserves -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 8:59:58 AM)
works for me! [;)] ~sgs

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 9:05:50 AM)
quote: picked up a copy of Thick as a brick there (for .50) WITH the newspaper intact. Wow, GT, that spins me back down the years and the days of my youth. Draw the lace and black curtains, and shut out the whole truth. Spin me down the long ages; let them sing the song!

GreedyTop -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 9:20:45 AM)
songs from the wood is my favorite JT album....

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 10:06:51 AM)
Well then, Let me bring you songs from the wood: to make you feel much better than you could know. Dust you down from tip to toe. Show you how the garden grows. Hold you steady as you go. [;)]

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 11:30:39 AM)
TELEGRAM for OdiousToad - the pump for your pond is on it's way

LaTigresse -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 12:51:46 PM)
Beware!!! The Judge is having a case of the Grumpies today!

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 12:55:12 PM)
How about a nice hot Lavender or Lily of the Valley scented bath (after court is recessed, of course!)?

hejira92 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 12:57:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 TELEGRAM for Lily VonSchtupp - contents confidential [sm=dancer.gif] Oooh! A telegwam. How Ordinary. (Hmm, I wonder if it's that annoying Hedley again. Maybe it's from that Gambler fellow...)

LaTigresse -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 1:04:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 How about a nice hot Lavender or Lily of the Valley scented bath (after court is recessed, of course!)? In a really big tub, with some of the imported can can girls???

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