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hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 11:29:07 AM)
Igor's order has been placed. I made 2 batches of soap. Lily of the Valley for the ladies, Lemon Verbena for the gents. Come on over the water is always hot and the towels got their final rinse from the rain barrel water. Nice and fluffy.

pissthirstysub -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 1:17:06 PM)
Is there an inn? Someone to take in boarders and be attentive to needs?

masterofholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 1:29:07 PM)
I am the quiet, unassuming husband of the town squawk-box.

DesFIP -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 1:32:06 PM)
Mr Jim! Quick, your chatterbox has been dared to walk in heels without falling. Better get ready to catch her. Timber!!!!!

breatheasone -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 1:38:15 PM)
i'm the crazy old bitch that lives outside of town. Mixing all my herbs and potions from the branch water i get from the river. i'm fun to laugh at till you need a bellyache fixed, or some child birthin done[:D]

sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 2:06:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: masterofholly I am the quiet, unassuming husband of the town squawk-box. [sm=angry.gif] Hey...i thought you'd be MY husband?

KMsAngel -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 2:51:14 PM)
[sm=biggrin.gif]

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 2:53:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: masterofholly I am the quiet, unassuming husband of the town squawk-box. [sm=angry.gif] Hey...i thought you'd be MY husband? Yeah. That's what he... Oops. Wait a minute. I didn't really say that.

VelvetCruelty -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 3:11:09 PM)
Good lord! Thirteen pages - has anyone claimed - Madame of the house of ill repute? I'd so rawk that! Plus you know, getting to try out all the girls - to make sure my customers were getting quality for their hard earned cash! [sm=dancing.gif][sm=oddballs.gif]

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 4:25:28 PM)
Gaps in the infrastructure not withstanding, our town has the following: Annie Oakley (SWAT) Bath house Blacksmith Boarding House Brothels (2) incl 4 staffmembers and 14 'volunteers' Church Cookie The Chuckwagon Guy Corral Curly from 'City Slickers' Dentist Deputy Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman Elizabeth Simpson Bradshaw and her five children Feisty Rancher's Daughter General store (run by a retired pony soldier who who has 2 sheep for sale) Gossip Columnist Hired Gun Hostile Indian looking for scalps Knitter of Knickers & Thongs Judge Lawyer Loner/Prospector Lozen - Woman warrior of the Chiricahua Apache and her brave Marshal MsFlutters Fine Leather & Other Goods (dresses,corsets,hats, fabric) Minister's daughter (but no minister so far) One Eyed Charley Panhandler Post Office /Postmistress Random Cowboy with a sleep disorder and and a talking dog Restaurant (swanky-type) Saloon girl (2) Saloon - complete with a pianner player/manwhore, a singer, a can-can dancer and Lily Von Shtupp Schoolteacher (4) but no school house (or students) Sheriff Stage Coach Telegraph Office The New Mrs Ben Cartwright Train station, train but no tracks Traveling gambler Undertaker

DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 5:02:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsFlutter Minister's daughter (but no minister so far) My God... an immaculate conception... [sm=jaw.gif]

intenze -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 5:43:36 PM)
I am an ordained minister. Perhaps that would be better than the lady who bakes pies for the sheriff....LOL>

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 6:26:59 PM)
We need a livery stable too!!

DesFIP -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 7:19:41 PM)
I don't mind being a student instead of a teacher. As long as we have a strict school master. I need a lot of OTK to keep my mind on my books.

sunshinemiss -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/27/2009 7:37:00 PM)
Well in the spirit of things.... I want to be the white woman who is captured by Indians and forced to be their slave. bat bat bats mah eyelashes Oh, and I get to translate in the town. I'll stop by the general store at times and exchange some buffalo hides for a little of this, a little of that. And then one day, I just can't help myself and I fall desperately in love with a big brave warrior man (we have those, right?) and I go COMPLETELY native. sigh

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 1:37:14 AM)
TELEGRAM for Lily VonSchtupp - contents confidential

scifi1133 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 1:44:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: masterofholly I am the quiet, unassuming husband of the town squawk-box. Well well Mr. Jim pops back up. Hiya Jim.

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 1:48:00 AM)
BOUNTY cums ROARING DOWN THE STRRET WITH A WAGON LOAD OF DANCE HALL GIRLS, HE MUST HAVE MADE A TRIP OUT TO THE MINE AND THOSE HORNY OL' MINERS...Stuffs his bag of money deeper into his pocket...

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 1:50:43 AM)
Bounty, the bathhouse is a little low on customers right now. From the sound of it, the dance hall girls could use a bath!! I still have some Lavender soap from the last time I made soap. Come on by!!

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/28/2009 5:14:57 AM)
Sign outside town... Town of Western Collarme Territory Population 75 (plus one wagon unspecified number of dance hall girls)

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