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beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 5:11:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsFlutter quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Has anyone seen a case of dynamite laying around somewhere? I think Igor (former pony soldier with two sheep for sale & keeper of the General Store) is on vay-kay (or ignoring us LOL) so I ordered several cases of it. One has to speak to me sweetly to gain access to it ;) Hmmmmm.....I think I can speak sweetly to you! leans in and whispers in Ms Flutter's ear.....butter tarts, cotton candy, chocolate pie, ice cream, fudge, jujubes, toffee, caramels, kool aod

girlygurl -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 5:14:11 PM)
Dang Bear.... you sure are a sweet talker. nom nom

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 5:16:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Hmmmmm.....I think I can speak sweetly to you! leans in and whispers in Ms Flutter's ear.....butter tarts, cotton candy, chocolate pie, ice cream, fudge, jujubes, toffee, caramels, kool aod What????? I heard no mention of nanaimo bars !!

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 5:19:35 PM)
Patience my dear...I wasn't finished!!!!!! timbits, naniamo bars, caramel apples, licorice,snickers, s'mores

thornhappy -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 5:22:09 PM)
I'll step up to the bench to be a spankee!

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 5:24:56 PM)
Snickers, the ones with almonds, too, bear. Don't forget the almonds. [;)] Er, not sure if MsFlutter likes almonds in her Snickers, that is...

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 5:30:02 PM)
Well dream...I feel we all need a few nuts in our mouth erm hand!

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 6:13:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Since the library doesn't have any books as of yet, this librarian will just be over at the boarding house. Maybe she can help out with the church events or even find some temporary work until then. And heaven forbid she should end up over at one of the brothels, too. [:-] KneelforAnne can hook you up with the church events. she is very good....that is.....she does very good......um.....her work is good. Oh hell--you'll enjoy the kind of work she does! Join her! [;)] Oh.....and if you're a spankee at the fundraiser, I'd be willing to, um, help out the town.... goes to look for KneelforAnne for more...er....strawberry jam.... makes a mental note to talk to KneelforAnne about the church events, her... work, and... something about strawberry jam Sadly, that kind of fundraiser is a bit too sinful for a little ol' librarian type such as me, so i'll have to decline. [;)] quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 It looks like we're still a little thin on both spankers and spankees for the fundraiser!! Those library shelves aren't going to fill themselves!! We need to save dreamofthemoon from sin and vice!! Heaven forbid she ends up at the bordello instead of shelving books!! Thank you, hlen. [:D] Work? Is that what it's called.... giggles--then frowns and wonders why I'm not making any money Hmm. As for the whole church business thing... I'm on the social committee. I've been quite lax in my duties on that front.... I vote we do a naked picnic! Anyone else in? blinks and looks around for volunteers Wait. Can we do that via church? And dream... here's the recipie for clears throat delicately the, er... Jam.... whispers in her ear

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 6:15:50 PM)
aha - now I feel as though someone has listened to me LOL. Bear - would you like a few sticks or a whole case? (and yes, I love almonds in my Snickers!)

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 6:32:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Well dream...I feel we all need a few nuts in our mouth erm hand! [:D]

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 6:39:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne <snip> Work? Is that what it's called.... giggles--then frowns and wonders why I'm not making any money Hmm. As for the whole church business thing... I'm on the social committee. I've been quite lax in my duties on that front.... I vote we do a naked picnic! Anyone else in? blinks and looks around for volunteers Wait. Can we do that via church? And dream... here's the recipie for clears throat delicately the, er... Jam.... whispers in her ear Ooh, a naked picnic, now that sounds nice. Not that i would dare show my face there, being all prim and proper and such. listens as KfA whispers in her ear

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 7:10:01 PM)
giggles and whispers Maybe we could start the picnic all prim and proper and then...? Doesn't someone around here have something that could loosen our inhibitions and corset lacings?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 7:12:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne giggles and whispers Maybe we could start the picnic all prim and proper and then...? Doesn't someone around here have something that could loosen our inhibitions and corset lacings? Oh, here comes the Snake Oil Salesman pulling his wagon of wares. He always has some really good medicine in there![&:]

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 7:20:08 PM)
quote: Work? Is that what it's called.... giggles--then frowns and wonders why I'm not making any money It's like this....you give some....you get some.....better than not gittin' any.... [;)]

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 7:21:48 PM)
quote: listens as KfA whispers in her ear Hey....why is dreamofthemoon blushing like that??? [:D]

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 7:25:00 PM)
* Positively GLARES at Musicmystery and mentally counts what I've given....* ...And a whole jar of jam! lifts a hand to my forehead and feels faint Quick! Where is that Snake Oil Salesman? I do pray that he can...gulp... revive me... slips to the ground in a puddle of flowered musiln

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 7:25:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery quote: listens as KfA whispers in her ear Hey....why is dreamofthemoon blushing like that??? [:D] Umm, because that's the strangest recipe for strawberry jam i've ever heard... [:)]

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 7:28:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery quote: listens as KfA whispers in her ear Hey....why is dreamofthemoon blushing like that??? [:D] Umm, because that's the strangest recipe for strawberry jam i've ever heard... [:)] peeks open one eye and whispers to dream How else do you crush the strawberries? then goes back to enjoying the drama of my faint

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 7:30:45 PM)
quote: * Positively GLARES at Musicmystery and mentally counts what I've given....* ...And a whole jar of jam! Well ma'am, you did use up quite a bit of rope, and we dunnear wore out that ol' whip. What wit' thar bein' so few deliveries these days, that stuff ain't comin' cheap! And there was my, um, "services" when I went wit' you to Fort Collar... That was damn fine jam, though....never tasted such fine, unique tastin' crushed strawberries.... the dog nuzzles up the skirt, cold nose on her thigh making KfA start from her faux-faint

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 7:46:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery quote: listens as KfA whispers in her ear Hey....why is dreamofthemoon blushing like that??? [:D] Umm, because that's the strangest recipe for strawberry jam i've ever heard... [:)] peeks open one eye and whispers to dream How else do you crush the strawberries? then goes back to enjoying the drama of my faint Now, see... if the library had some books, i could go look that up for you, but there isn't a book to be had... sigh

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