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KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 10:26:46 PM)
jumps up startled at the cold nose Yikes! Um....dream...perhaps the Snake Oil Salesman has some literature he could...coughs delicately...trade?

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 10:46:11 PM)
Well, any literature is good literature, i always say. [:D] Hmm, but what do i have to trade for them? [&:]

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/4/2009 10:54:19 PM)
eyes her bewbage and raises a brow Lawzy, I'm just sure I have no idea! fans self and grins

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/5/2009 1:25:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Since the library doesn't have any books as of yet, this librarian will just be over at the boarding house. Maybe she can help out with the church events or even find some temporary work until then. And heaven forbid she should end up over at one of the brothels, too. [:-] KneelforAnne can hook you up with the church events. she is very good....that is.....she does very good......um.....her work is good. Oh hell--you'll enjoy the kind of work she does! Join her! [;)] Oh.....and if you're a spankee at the fundraiser, I'd be willing to, um, help out the town.... goes to look for KneelforAnne for more...er....strawberry jam.... makes a mental note to talk to KneelforAnne about the church events, her... work, and... something about strawberry jam Sadly, that kind of fundraiser is a bit too sinful for a little ol' librarian type such as me, so i'll have to decline. [;)] quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 It looks like we're still a little thin on both spankers and spankees for the fundraiser!! Those library shelves aren't going to fill themselves!! We need to save dreamofthemoon from sin and vice!! Heaven forbid she ends up at the bordello instead of shelving books!! Thank you, hlen. [:D] You're welcome, Dream!

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/5/2009 3:17:27 AM)
I think you ladies may be completely overlooking Sergeant Major Ramrod and his boys over at the Fort - there's a fort-load of testostertone just waiting to be tapped! ;)

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/5/2009 7:37:32 AM)
taps Ms Flutter on the shoulder Better wait ...they are a mite busy at the moment grinz

MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/5/2009 11:00:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild taps Ms Flutter on the shoulder Better wait ...they are a mite busy at the moment grinz [sm=news.gif]fine...I'll just catch up on.... wait - do we HAVE a newspaper yet?

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/5/2009 11:20:39 AM)
Hey Bear, How are we going to know you're no longer occupying our uniformed men??

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/5/2009 2:08:40 PM)
When they each get the BearPaw of approval? Which could take several sessions.

thornhappy -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/5/2009 2:34:49 PM)
Looky here, librarian, ma'am! One-eyed Charlies to yer rescue....where would ya like these fuckin' books. I've got boxes of 'em cluttering up my wagon! Oops, pardon ma'am. No insult intended.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/5/2009 9:17:18 PM)
Hmm, in the back room of the library, please, Mr Charlie. i'll get to sorting them in a moment... erm, just after i'm done making some strawberry jam to take over to the soldiers at the Fort. Poor fellows are bound to be starving, i think.

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/6/2009 9:03:20 AM)
Well, our town seems to be slowly dying out..... Soon, it'll be just MsFlutter and bear hanging out over at Fort Collar, leaving me here to handle KfA, dream, thorn, hien.... stops to ponder, realizing this is not a bad thing.... dog wags tail, fetches hat

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/6/2009 11:53:54 AM)
Hey Mister, Are you ever gonna come back???

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/6/2009 12:01:46 PM)
looks up from cell phone, nods, indicates "just a moment," mouths "I'm on the phone with my agent" "Yeah, man, look, you gotta get me a new picture. No---nothing's happening here. This thing'll bomb. Don't they need a talking dog on, I dunno, a Bond picture or something? Bond--that's got a kinky ring..."

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/6/2009 9:05:06 PM)
Well, I declare. I ride out of town for a few days, and what do I find when i come back? I find a Western town without a taciturn drifter, a silent, controlled man with steely eyes and an ominous air of imminent menace about him. What the hell kind of a Western town have I started here, anyway?

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/6/2009 9:15:57 PM)
Perks up at the mention of "an ominous air of imminent menace". Where do we find him? blink-blink

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 11:14:44 AM)
TELEGRAM - The Frito Banditos are heading our way. Are there any left who will stand up to these desperadoes and save our fair town??

Cuffkinks -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 11:34:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 TELEGRAM - The Frito Banditos are heading our way. Are there any left who will stand up to these desperadoes and save our fair town?? I'll see your Frito Banditos and raise you a handful of Doritos. Cool Ranch, that is. Once a gambler...always a gambler.

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 11:37:10 AM)
Are you just a gambler, or will you stand up for us against that ruthless band??

sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 11:37:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 TELEGRAM - The Frito Banditos are heading our way. Are there any left who will stand up to these desperadoes and save our fair town?? I'll see your Frito Banditos and raise you a handful of Doritos. Cool Ranch, that is. Once a gambler...always a gambler. Since neither Fritos or Doritos have been invented yet...i am going for a patent. Um...we DO have a Patent office...right? <---scampers off to become very wealthy...

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