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DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 11:59:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

Are you just a gambler, or will you stand up for us against that ruthless band??


If you want him to start standing up, send him to the bordello.

/plays punchline music/




sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 12:01:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5

Are you just a gambler, or will you stand up for us against that ruthless band??


If you want him to start standing up, send him to the bordello.

/plays punchline music/

Steven...she meant "stand up" as in.....oh hell..never mind.




hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 12:05:46 PM)

[:)]




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 10:29:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne



**Perks up at the mention of "an ominous air of imminent menace".**

Where do we find him?

*blink-blink*


Right here, little lady. Since David Carradine's dead, I'll take the part. Bring me that bottle of whiskey and come sit by me while I wait for them Frito Banditos, whatever the hell they are.

I didn't tell ya to bring two glasses - I only need one. I don't know yet if you're gonna need one; you haven't earned a drink yet. But you've still got a little time before the trouble starts. Show me there's something in this town worth savin'.




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 10:33:13 PM)

And when I said to come sit by me, I didn't say anything about sittin' on a chair.




KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 10:37:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

And when I said to come sit by me, I didn't say anything about sittin' on a chair.



*looks up at him with wide, innocent eyes...holding the bottle of whiskey up*

Please...save us!

(All of us)





dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 11:09:36 PM)

Erm, these banditos wouldn't be interested in burning down libraries, would they? [:-]




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 11:14:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne


quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

And when I said to come sit by me, I didn't say anything about sittin' on a chair.



*looks up at him with wide, innocent eyes...holding the bottle of whiskey up*

Please...save us!

(All of us)




We'll see. I'll start with you. This ain't gonna be the same kinda savin' the preacher talks about every Sunday, but when it's over, you'll know a few things about sin he never heard of, neither. Git upstairs, and let's get started.




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 11:16:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Erm, these banditos wouldn't be interested in burning down libraries, would they? [:-]


Not if I happen to be standin' in front of the library, they wouldn't be. I happen to like libraries. I'm the kinda taciturn, laconic drifter who likes women with glasses.




LotusSong -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 11:19:15 PM)

Probabaly GoldDollar of the Birdcage Theater in Tombstone.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/7/2009 11:27:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Erm, these banditos wouldn't be interested in burning down libraries, would they? [:-]


Not if I happen to be standin' in front of the library, they wouldn't be. I happen to like libraries. I'm the kinda taciturn, laconic drifter who likes women with glasses.


Well, then... this librarian definitely is the kind who wears glasses... small, silver-framed ones, very umm, librarian-ish looking.




hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/8/2009 12:37:57 AM)

Panda, Perhaps you could teach me something about sin too!!




KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/8/2009 7:32:48 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

quote:

ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne


quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

And when I said to come sit by me, I didn't say anything about sittin' on a chair.



*looks up at him with wide, innocent eyes...holding the bottle of whiskey up*

Please...save us!

(All of us)




We'll see. I'll start with you. This ain't gonna be the same kinda savin' the preacher talks about every Sunday, but when it's over, you'll know a few things about sin he never heard of, neither. Git upstairs, and let's get started.




*dashes up the stairs, wondering what all this sinning and saving he speaks of really is... *

Hurry, they'll be here soon.... we need to be saved before they get here....

*grabs hlen5's hand and brings her with me*

You must save my dearest friends as well! Please!







hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/8/2009 9:59:41 AM)

KfAnne,

Thank you so much for not making me wait!! Very gracious!! And Muchas Gracias!!

And we'll have a better view of the showdown upstairs (if we're done being saved, that is!!)!


Edited to add, this is my 500th post!!




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/8/2009 10:42:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne


*dashes up the stairs, wondering what all this sinning and saving he speaks of really is... *

Hurry, they'll be here soon.... we need to be saved before they get here....

*grabs hlen5's hand and brings her with me*

You must save my dearest friends as well! Please!






Well, if they're all as purty as Hlen, I reckon I've got the time to save 'em all. Bring em all up with you, and let's get started.




beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/8/2009 12:04:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5

TELEGRAM - The Frito Banditos are heading our way. Are there any left who will stand up to these desperadoes and save our fair town??


I'll see your Frito Banditos and raise you a handful of Doritos. Cool Ranch, that is.
Once a gambler...always a gambler.


I'll see your handful of Doritos and raise you 2 bags of pork rinds.




KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/8/2009 12:26:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5

TELEGRAM - The Frito Banditos are heading our way. Are there any left who will stand up to these desperadoes and save our fair town??


I'll see your Frito Banditos and raise you a handful of Doritos. Cool Ranch, that is.
Once a gambler...always a gambler.


I'll see your handful of Doritos and raise you 2 bags of pork rinds.




I have a feeling that this battle may take place in arteries!

LOL





beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/8/2009 12:34:18 PM)

LOL 

Just glad I hadn't had to use my back up bid  hahahaha




JonnieBoy -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/8/2009 2:25:23 PM)

Just don't bet the Cider Bear (just in case of scurvy you understand)

Pirate




beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/8/2009 3:05:07 PM)

As the Chosen One, Cider is a sacred elixir and must never be gambled away. 




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