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sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/9/2009 11:51:45 AM)

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(Ok a new horse trough with a fire under it)


damn shame it's made of wood...[:)]




hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/9/2009 11:56:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

News Flash -

The bathhouse has just installed a new hot tub (Ok a new horse trough with a fire under it) that seats 8. The new batches of soap are sandalwood and jasmine. Taking reservations......

To Bear: Ice wine and newfie screech???


Ice Wine

Newfie Screech


Thanks Bear!! I love auslese and spatlese, I bet ice wine is even better. I want to be an honorary Newfoundlander too!!!




beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/9/2009 11:57:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

We have pleanty of unlit cubicles when we run out of kerosene for the lamps. As for the glory holes, we didn't use knotty pine, sorry!!


~enters a few cubicles and begins carving a few glory holes~




hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/9/2009 11:58:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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(Ok a new horse trough with a fire under it)


damn shame it's made of wood...[:)]


No, we've got one of those newfangled metal ones!!!




sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/9/2009 12:00:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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(Ok a new horse trough with a fire under it)


damn shame it's made of wood...[:)]


No, we've got one of those newfangled metal ones!!!
ahh...so that is why Bear has such a HAWT ass.......




KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/9/2009 7:47:59 PM)


*peeks at Bear's bum*

Yup. It' s hawt.





Cuffkinks -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/9/2009 9:02:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

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ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

TELEGRAM - The Frito Banditos are heading our way. Are there any left who will stand up to these desperadoes and save our fair town??


I'll see your Frito Banditos and raise you a handful of Doritos. Cool Ranch, that is.
Once a gambler...always a gambler.


I'll see your handful of Doritos and raise you 2 bags of pork rinds.




I have a feeling that this battle may take place in arteries!

LOL



We do have a doctor in this town, right?




DarkSteven -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/9/2009 9:05:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

We do have a doctor in this town, right?


I've told the ladies here that I'm capable of providing medical attention for whatever... condition that their delicate selves may experience.

Don't you DARE blow my cover.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 12:47:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

TELEGRAM - Great News! The Frito Banditos have changed direction and are on their way to El Paso instead!! Where the heck are we on the map, anyway??

*thinking we're gonna need a mapmaker's office (or whatever the heck those offices are called, lol) and a mapmaker to help us with that*




dreamofthemoon -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 12:53:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5


quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5

News Flash -

The bathhouse has just installed a new hot tub (Ok a new horse trough with a fire under it) that seats 8. The new batches of soap are sandalwood and jasmine. Taking reservations......

To Bear: Ice wine and newfie screech???


Ice Wine

Newfie Screech


Thanks Bear!! I love auslese and spatlese, I bet ice wine is even better. I want to be an honorary Newfoundlander too!!!

(Oh, it is, hlen.  It is.  Lurves me some icewine!  Specially after say, Christmas dinner... *nod nod*

Though i haven't tried the Newfie screech stuff... [&:])




hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 2:16:21 AM)

I noticed no one seconded my motion to make every Wed in our town "Skyclad Wednesday (post 401-ish)". Anyone care to second??




MsFlutter -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 3:16:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

TELEGRAM - Great News! The Frito Banditos have changed direction and are on their way to El Paso instead!! Where the heck are we on the map, anyway??

*thinking we're gonna need a mapmaker's office (or whatever the heck those offices are called, lol) and a mapmaker to help us with that*


MusicMystery claims we are somewhere near Nillaville. At the moment, I think we're just an elevation note on a territory drawing.
 
I'll add 'cartographer' to the list - and we'll  hire one of the surveyors away from the railroad company's team to help him. You'll need some cowboys to accompany them as outriders. I think the (one) hostile indian is still searching for scalps LOL

Apparently its time to update the infrastructure list




KMsAngel -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 3:27:55 AM)

hey, the indian the fiesty rancher's daughter (me) ran into, didn't exactly have "scalps" on his mind [8D]




DesFIP -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 6:01:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
hey, the indian the fiesty rancher's daughter (me) ran into, didn't exactly have "scalps" on his mind [8D]


Maybe because the part he was looking at was already hairless?




hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 12:02:40 PM)

Great News!!

The bathhouse is pleased to announce the arrival of our very own massage therapist!! Knead A'Handful is here and as soon as she gets settled will be open for business!!




sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 12:08:05 PM)

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Don't you DARE blow my cover.
Blows Steven.


I mean...blows Stevens cover.




beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 1:31:25 PM)

*takes photos of Holly blowing Steven*




Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 1:38:53 PM)

*downloads the photos when bear posts them on the Internet and uses them to blackmail holly into playing a hot girl for the character I'm playing in the new kinky Bond movie my agent got me.*

*LOVES that the director believes in method acting...*

[:D]







sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 1:39:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

*takes photos of Holly blowing Steven*
blowing his COVER, Bear......[&:]




sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (6/10/2009 1:40:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

*downloads the photos when bear posts them on the Internet and uses them to blackmail holly into playing a hot girl for the character I'm playing in the new kinky Bond movie my agent got me.*



you are about a hundred years ahead of the times [:)]




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