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PanthersMom -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 9:53:54 AM)
i'm rude and bossy?? harrumph! you're just looking for an excuse to drum up some tongue! PM

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: If Collar me Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 9:57:04 AM)
If Collar me Were An Old Western...I would be sitting with my ol' dog and pony listening to the coyotes singing their nightly tune as travel accross the deserts seeking the old lost gold mines etc...It was a fun time in my past life smile..Bounty

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 10:03:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: new4u2useLincNE "You can help my indian brave boy and myself ravish the ranchers daughter (KMsAngel) We can have a threesome or if we get more injuns a gangbang! ~Lashra " I'm there. We need a bigger tribe. We might have to start taking captives. lol sharpens knife Pulls my guns sorry folks but ms angel is under this sheriffs protection smile..

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 10:10:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PanthersMom i'm rude and bossy?? harrumph! you're just looking for an excuse to drum up some tongue! PM uuuuuuuuuuuuuups....sorry...I didn't realise that position is already filled Panthersmommy...I thought this position is still vacant...it was not at all in my intension to insult you...jeeez it's getting damn hot at the pondarosa

new4u2useLincNE -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 10:20:12 AM)
We might have to take Phoenix as a captive in our tribe. [:D]

GreedyTop -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 10:25:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PanthersMom i'm rude and bossy?? harrumph! you're just looking for an excuse to drum up some tongue! PM GIVE THAT WOMAN A HARRUMPH!!

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 10:30:36 AM)
hey hey hey...we just started and all of a sudden everyone is threatening me here [&o] stevie...new4u2use...GT..PM...[&o] was only trying to he-ee-lp [&o] No PM...seriously, I don' t need a Harrumph...I better go into my office and study the law for stevie..might need it...before the judge goes mad at me as well [8\|] If any one has any question...my mail box is open at the...law-office [&o]sob...western people are so damn cruel...[&o]

new4u2useLincNE -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 11:57:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower hey hey hey...we just started and all of a sudden everyone is threatening me here [&o] stevie...new4u2use...GT..PM...[&o] was only trying to he-ee-lp [&o] If any one has any question...my mail box is open at the...law-office [&o]sob...western people are so damn cruel...[&o] We'd capture you and adopt you as a full member of the tribe. You might not want to go back. [:D] (historically, many captives didn't want to return to "civilization" after living with the tribes).

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 11:57:14 AM)
Maybe you can find some nice captives at the upcoming ice cream social at the church!!

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 12:11:52 PM)
A three legged dog walks into the saloon. "Can I help you?" asks the barkeep. The dog scans the room. "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw....." [Hey....do we even have a saloon?]

hlen5 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 12:17:52 PM)
I think Bear has one.. and Dark Steven plays the piano in it.

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 12:20:35 PM)
OK, good--otherwise there would be no place for gunslinging drifters to hang out before they come looking to goad me into dueling with them and forcing me to shoot them. That's really the secret, btw--drunk guys draw slow, and they can't hit nothing.

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 12:52:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: new4u2useLincNE quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower hey hey hey...we just started and all of a sudden everyone is threatening me here [&o] stevie...new4u2use...GT..PM...[&o] was only trying to he-ee-lp [&o] If any one has any question...my mail box is open at the...law-office [&o]sob...western people are so damn cruel...[&o] We'd capture you and adopt you as a full member of the tribe. You might not want to go back. [:D] (historically, many captives didn't want to return to "civilization" after living with the tribes). I can smell fish here...something is not quite right on here...your look in your face is showing-over-innocence...I am not buying that one...though we have at least something in common gene-wise...but that being said ...I am not really proud about my genes either...phew that is getting complicated for me...time to look at the legal aspects of your deal [image]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_3_5v.gif[/image]

hejira92 -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 1:17:11 PM)
Hey! Don't forget the special show this Saturday night! I, Lily Von Schupp, will be doing a show at the Saloon! And I'll be hiring local can-can girls for my chorus. (Oh! Who's that handsome gambler in the corner? He's so dark and mysterious, with an air of danger. Just my type... I'll guess I'll check out the new Shewiff next visit.)

beargonewild -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 1:45:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 I think Bear has one.. and Dark Steven plays the piano in it. Pure owns the local saloon. I simply go prospecting for gold, run a private bordello and a part time gunrunner.

sirsholly -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 2:11:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery A three legged dog walks into the saloon. "Can I help you?" asks the barkeep. The dog scans the room. "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw....." [Hey....do we even have a saloon?] Hey...MusicMystery made a joke without lifting his hat off of his eyes!!!

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 2:25:49 PM)
Well, it helps to have a talking dog...

KneelforAnne -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 2:29:16 PM)
sighs and taps my toe and wonders if I am ever going to be kidnapped by the Indian Brave and Magic Medicine Woman I may have to make different plans....

Musicmystery -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 2:32:51 PM)
at the sound of the tapping, the dog lifts its head, looks around lays head back down, goes to back to sleep

Phoenixpower -> RE: If Collarme Were An Old Western... (5/26/2009 2:35:29 PM)
stumbles over a damn three legged dog"...falling on the floor, expensive law book ending in the dirt sob*

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