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beargonewild -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:05:52 AM)
So Venatrix...are you saying that you'd happily submit to decent chocolate, velvety smooth melting the mouth chocolate offered by a sweet and demure subbish type bear such as I? Can it be this easy????? places a quick call to Godiva chocolatiers

sirsholly -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:06:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rainfire [sm=tantrum.gif] At least I have one - that's more than you can say..... you look like a pissed off M&M on meth

Venatrix -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:10:41 AM)
That depends largely on what is involved in the aforementioned submission. And, unfortunately, it will take Richart chocolates to get me to consider it. A box of 67 pieces is only $123.00 (US). We all have our price. Mine is "expensive." Let me know when you're ready [:D]

LadyEllen -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:10:55 AM)
In my experience, any man should beat a woman when it comes to farting. Whether one judges on volume, aroma, musicality or frequency, men always outperform women. E

divi -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:12:14 AM)
For a strange reason I agree

Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:13:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: Rainfire [sm=tantrum.gif] At least I have one - that's more than you can say..... you look like a pissed off M&M on meth snorts [sm=LMAO.gif] [sm=LMAO.gif] [sm=LMAO.gif] Thats a good one!!!!

Phoenixpower -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:14:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen men always outperform women. E except in humanity

sirsholly -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:15:00 AM)
quote: In my experience, any man should beat a woman when it comes to farting. can a Domme beat a male sub if she is wearing leather boots?

Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:15:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Venatrix That depends largely on what is involved in the aforementioned submission. And, unfortunately, it will take Richart chocolates to get me to consider it. A box of 67 pieces is only $123.00 (US). We all have our price. Mine is "expensive." Let me know when you're ready [:D] [8\|] Considering that the OP is about farting, I'm not too sure I'd trust any chocolate on this thread.... maybe just a friendly reminder that some people (HUH, HOLLY!!) check for skidmarks. [:D]

beargonewild -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:21:08 AM)
And here I thought you'd request the Tribal Ballotin !

LadyEllen -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:22:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: In my experience, any man should beat a woman when it comes to farting. can a Domme beat a male sub if she is wearing leather boots? only if the boots are very new, and only then in terms of musicality and volume E

GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:23:08 AM)
OP: quote: ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke I just wonder if I would be out of line to hand out a beatdown for such rude and inappropriate behavior. Can you hold the NATURAL gas from fermenting food that fills your intestines HOW long? Does your gas NOT come out? Does your shit not stink? When is it appropriate .. after a lonnnnnnng day and being in pain..? with holding it.... ONLY in a fart room maybe? never? GQ

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:25:34 AM)
Going out on a limb here, and guessing DLS was trying to be HUMOROUS. Okay, I am not laughing, as such, but just a guess.

divi -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:27:10 AM)
lol heya sexy lady.. feeling good I hope ? shhhhhhhh don't say anything lets see how many more will post hehe

PeterJay -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:28:01 AM)
What if it's a silent one? Did it still happen?

Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:28:26 AM)
That's the way I took it as well, LH, I remember DLS well from the days of Arrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhh! [&o] Now I feel old..... (shup, holly!)

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:28:41 AM)
LOL!! I am now craving some Richart chocolates!! How sad is that, with all the fine chocolate that I already have in the house?

purepleasure -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:28:59 AM)
this thread is turning into a real gas

divi -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:29:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rainfire That's the way I took it as well, LH, I remember DLS well from the days of Arrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhh! [&o] Now I feel old..... (shup, holly!) I miss Argh is it still around lol I'm too lazy to look

beargonewild -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:34:15 AM)
Thank gawd chocolate doesn't give me gas! Let's just plan to meet up and do a chocolate sampling tour of the finest chocolate makers in Canada and the US?

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