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Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 1:32:43 PM)
Just got the word.... it's beans for dinner tonight. Gawds help me if there's a "dutch oven" later on. [:-] (Hey holly, if ya don't hear from me tomorrow, you'll know happened!)

purepleasure -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 1:38:23 PM)
what? Lumus will have you in the gas chamber?

Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 1:40:36 PM)
[:(] Ya, head under the blankets while He lets one rip....... He can make the cats meow in pain while they lay on TOP of the blankets. What does that tell you about His potency? [&:]

sirsholly -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 1:55:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rainfire [:(] Ya, head under the blankets while He lets one rip....... He can make the cats meow in pain while they lay on TOP of the blankets. What does that tell you about His potency? [&:] tells me i am glad there is a Border between us...

SimplyMichael -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 2:00:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddyLongStroke I was out with a sub the other night and she farted at a no so appropriate moment....She just tried to laugh it off....I was completely offended.... Which begs the question...is there an appropriate moment?

SimplyMichael -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 2:04:48 PM)
And of course, if you fed someone chili and told them if they farted you WOULD beat them, that has promise...I think doing a scene like that would be a gas! Expanding on that idea sounds like a hoot. Or one could do that and then take someone to a fancy party and force them to hold it all in or even command them to let go. Hmmm, good thing they only let me out on weekends now...

divi -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 2:11:08 PM)
lol wow 5 pages about gas.. DLS * mwah *

GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 2:13:04 PM)
GARBANZOS have the highest flatulence level.[:'(] .I read it in the BOOK OF LISTS GQ

intenze -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 2:16:16 PM)
"I think doing a scene like that would be a gas" [sm=anger.gif]

Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 2:23:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GYPZYQUEEN GARBANZOS have the highest flatulence level.[:'(] .I read it in the BOOK OF LISTS GQ Eh, you're from Canada, GQ, familiar with Canadian style pea soup? It's made from garbanzo beans, or chick peas as some people know them. I'm thinking it's a regional thing though, I've never heard of it until I got here. Quite tasty, just different than the pea soup I'm used to. [:)]

GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 2:30:35 PM)
Yes ..eh? there are dif pea soups in Quebec and often dif regions have dif ones.eh?.there are even heiritage peas that I grew...that were seeds passed down from monks at a monastary.. I am in ALBERTA..eh? so we are known for the saskatoon berry or service berry..so excellent pies and jams..and a now famous wine too.( LEWIS BROS) I left a recipe in the CA day thread too. oh and pease porridge hot rhyme came from the peas soup thing .. left long enough you have a mush thing goin' on......eh??? GQ

subtee -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 2:35:35 PM)
hard limit!!! safe word!!! [:'(]

Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 2:37:31 PM)
Yep, saw that... omg, does it sound yummy!!! Hmmmmm, Saskatoon berry wine,, eh? I'll have to look for it, I love Ollalieberry wine from Chaucer's Label, which is made by Bargetto Winery, my all-time favourite winery, in California. [:D]

thornhappy -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 5:24:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure queefing only happens if he's done it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight Yupyupyup!

thornhappy -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 5:25:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael And of course, if you fed someone chili and told them if they farted you WOULD beat them, that has promise...I think doing a scene like that would be a gas! Expanding on that idea sounds like a hoot. Or one could do that and then take someone to a fancy party and force them to hold it all in or even command them to let go. Hmmm, good thing they only let me out on weekends now... You're a bad bad man, Michael!

SimplyMichael -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 6:43:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy You're a bad bad man, Michael! Why thank you!

thornhappy -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 7:30:40 PM)
You're quite welcome!

beargonewild -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 7:43:38 PM)
Thorny, he is eeevil....evvvillll I tell you!

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 7:48:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Thorny, he is FLUFFY...FLUFFY I tell you! whistles non chalantly Huh? I didn't say anything... [sm=angel.gif]

thornhappy -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 7:57:36 PM)
Hmmm. Next time in the state I'll have to check for proof! Not that I doubt you. It's that "trust but verify" thing.

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