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Lockit -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 10:34:20 AM)
Oh my... the only way I can see the op upset about this is if his nose was up her ass... with the result of him getting high and posting this. Which makes me wonder about a few other things...

Venatrix -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 11:03:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen In my experience, any man should beat a woman when it comes to farting. Whether one judges on volume, aroma, musicality or frequency, men always outperform women. E To say nothing of sheer satisfaction. Have you ever seen their grins afterwards? It's like they've just won an athletic contest.

Venatrix -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 11:05:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild And here I thought you'd request the Tribal Ballotin ! I was being nice to you. I'm not nearly as bad as they say I am.

Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 11:09:23 AM)
Why am I reminded of Jeff Foxworthy and his "courtesy sniff" routine? [&:]

beargonewild -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 11:33:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Venatrix quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild And here I thought you'd request the Tribal Ballotin ! I was being nice to you. I'm not nearly as bad as they say I am. I've always known you as a nice person!

girlygurl -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 11:39:35 AM)
Did this ---->[sm=anger.gif] happen when she farted?

Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 11:41:26 AM)
imitating the comercial and there will Bean-o gas [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly next time hand her some Bean-O

Venatrix -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 11:49:55 AM)
Awww. Now you know why I was willing to give you a deal on the chocolates [:)]

LadyPact -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 12:10:19 PM)
It's a sad day on CM when the best thread going is about a fart. [8D]

sirsholly -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 12:12:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact It's a sad day on CM when the best thread going is about a fart. [8D] we should wait till he is off [awaiting approval]?

Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 12:16:57 PM)
[sm=afraid.gif] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Though I am seriously re-thinking dinner tonight since it WAS going to be beans....methinks it's time for something else!) [&:]

NYLass -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 12:24:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Thank gawd chocolate doesn't give me gas! Let's just plan to meet up and do a chocolate sampling tour of the finest chocolate makers in Canada and the US? Ooh, a road trip down the "Hershey Highway" together? [:'(]

VirginPotty -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 12:30:08 PM)
"Is it okay to fart during sex?" ... "Sure, as long as you moan really loud to cover it up."

Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 12:52:11 PM)
So with all this talk of farting, when are we going to get around to "queefing"?????? [sm=writing.gif] [sm=book.gif]

LadyPact -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 12:55:25 PM)
Believe Me, Rain. I'm tempted.

Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 12:57:59 PM)
[sm=LMAO.gif] [sm=LMAO.gif] [sm=LMAO.gif] Maybe a poll? Who admits to doing it? "Have you ever queefed during oral sex" or something?

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 12:59:52 PM)
I always fart during sex. I told ya I take his breath away!

Rainfire -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 1:01:09 PM)
[sm=wtf.gif] And here's a random thought that just crossed my mind..... Is it still considered a fart when you release air after anal sex? ... ... just wondering....... [sm=dunno.gif]

VirginPotty -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 1:22:55 PM)
Daaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn, if queefing is what happens during sex, I'll stay a VIRGIN!!!!![:)]

purepleasure -> RE: Have you ever beat a sub for farting? (7/1/2009 1:24:26 PM)
queefing only happens if he's done it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

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