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JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 6:24:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton

"um...ExcuseYouPoo? "

I think by now we've established I have no excuse...


We established THAT a while back [;)], I recommend ... don't make any ! [sm=evil.gif] (excuses) it leaves extra free space in the grey matter for being pervy instead.

Pirate




HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 6:28:17 AM)

I've used so much grey matter for perving already man, I mean, where do you think my typos and rtelated mistakes come from?

[8D]




JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 6:34:57 AM)

If you run out of grey matter, you can always just take pics and send them here ... I can remember what they look like ... on your behalf ! [sm=evil.gif]

Pirate




JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 6:40:51 AM)

It's SUNDAY ... ...

Roast Beef With Yorkshire Pudding, Horseradish and Hot English Mustard anyone?

(beef and onion gravy, roast spuds and seasonal veg goes without saying)

Oh ... and a pint of what yer fancy ?

Pirate




HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 6:44:55 AM)

SMITHWICKS!




JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 6:49:38 AM)

Always a fave with a roast dinner, properly looked after, a damned good pint too !

Shall I fix you up with a "Roly Poly" for "afters" ?

Pirate




HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 6:52:03 AM)

hell yes!

a spicy blend, just one, we won't tell the Cancer Council!




JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 6:54:33 AM)

No ... I meant for pudding. But now that you mention it ... ... [sm=evil.gif]

Pirate




intenze -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 7:00:24 AM)

damn, I thought a Roly Poly was a romp in the hay with the busty bar wench.




sirsholly -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 7:03:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: intenze

damn, I thought a Roly Poly was a romp in the hay with the busty bar wench.
i thought it was a bit rolled smoke [sm=dunno.gif]




fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 8:21:46 AM)

i couldn't begin to know how to behave in a British Pub.  i like to eat and i like to sing (but don't know the words) and i like to be fondled. 
 
May i join in?




JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 8:39:14 AM)

Singing without knowing the words ... now that IS traditional [;)]

Pirate




JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 8:42:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

hauls my vast tits


Yes ... I can vouch for it ... truly VAST TITS ! (occasional safety devices too) [8D]

Pirate




HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 8:49:42 AM)

avast yee, me hearty titties!

(British Pub Pirate)




lronitulstahp -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 9:48:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JonnieBoy

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

hauls my vast tits


Yes ... I can vouch for it ... truly VAST TITS ! (occasional safety devices too) [8D]

Pirate

*nods* Kia's airbags may be defective....but not mine.




LeMis -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 10:09:15 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: intenze

damn, I thought a Roly Poly was a romp in the hay with the busty bar wench.
i thought it was a bit rolled smoke [sm=dunno.gif]


ooops, I thought a roly poly was a little insect that rolled itself up into a ball (roly poly) when touched, sheeesh I am so out of touch... [&:]




fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 10:46:46 AM)

How about i just clear away and wash dishes?




beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 11:21:36 AM)

Better yet...how about we all sit around and get sloshed and sing bawdy songs?




beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 11:22:45 AM)

Just keep an eye out of a Reverend Jim.....if he shows up, I call dibs  muhahahahahaha




girlygurl -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 12:10:41 PM)

....I'd belly up to the bar and have myself a pint or two.... It's only 12:05 pm and I'm grumpy! What the F#@*!!

girly (needing an attitude adjustment of some kind)

It just dawned on me why I'm grumpy!!!!!!! The asshole across the street is lighting firecrackers (it's been going on for an hour).
I have a suggestion for him..... Light them all at once dumbshit and shove then up your ummmmm ok, this is suppose to be a happy thread right? Dew dee dew.... I'm off to take a happy pill [:)]




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