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JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 1:01:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Better yet...how about we all sit around and get sloshed and sing bawdy songs?


Wellllllllllllll ... it IS sunday afrernoon ... [:)] ... Hits the jukebox ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5tOpyipNJs

Pirate



Vendaval -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/5/2009 11:58:44 PM)

I can't help but think it would be fun to have a version of bobbing for apples in a barrel but pervert it somehow or another. [;)] Bear?



JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 6:14:45 AM)

Quote from W.H. Davenport Adams :

[The apples] are thrown into a tub of water, and you endeavour to catch one in your mouth as they bob round and round in provoking fashion. When you have caught one, you peel it carefully, and pass the long strip of peel thrice, sunwise, round your head; after which you throw it over your shoulder, and it falls to the ground in the shape of the initial letter of your true love's name.

Not TOO pervy ... YET, perhaps we should ditch the appleiness of romance in favour of getting all traditional Celticy and engaging in the much OLDER pastime of ... Worshipping Crops ?? [sm=evil.gif] ( Well surely a theme night for "Crop Worshippers" has got a chance of taking off in these parts?)

Pirate



HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 6:17:51 AM)

well, yeah.

Green Man, Wicker Man.

Burn a Christian, get better apples, get a better buzz.

where d'ya think Johnny Appleseed came from...?

[:D]



beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 6:21:17 AM)

Though we still could take Vendaval's bobbing for apples idea and instead of using apples, call it "bobbing for....oh nevermind.



JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 6:55:13 AM)

I simply KNEW that was coming ! ... And who, now, would volunteer to "demonstrate" said newly invented "pastime" ... I wonder ?

Pirate



beargonewild -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 6:58:25 AM)

Well......I think I could be persuaded to give a live demonstration.



HatesParisHilton -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 7:01:54 AM)

/STARTS TWISTING REEDS



JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 8:43:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton

well, yeah.

Green Man, Wicker Man.

Burn a Christian, get better apples, get a better buzz.

where d'ya think Johnny Appleseed came from...?

[:D]


Wasn't THOSE kind of "crops" that I thought would draw in the CM punters [;)]

[sm=evil.gif]

Pirate



JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 10:00:54 AM)

Got ten bob for the jukebox ? Ahhhh ! A piece of Welsh musical history ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xHvnMC7KFg&feature=related

(the song remains the same)

Pirate



Rainfire -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 10:07:11 AM)

*tosses some various coins at da Pirate Man*

Here, take yer pick.... i have to look at them still to see which is which.  [:D]



fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 10:14:50 AM)

this girl is clearing away the dishes to wash.



Rainfire -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 10:20:56 AM)

[&o]  oh ya, fluffy, thanks heaps... remind me that i should be working when i want to relax and play.  [sm=tongue.gif]



fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 10:23:02 AM)

Not to worry, i'll take care of it for you.



JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 11:18:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Rainfire

*tosses some various coins at da Pirate Man*

Here, take yer pick.... i have to look at them still to see which is which.  [:D]



I guess you will have a LARGE bag of change on your way home then ? ... tie it to a length of hemp rope and use it as a cosh ... the perfect tool for neutralising highway robbers [;)].

Now ... with ALL these coins ...

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fF8SvRRqF8&feature=related

(there's a reason there are three handles on those jugs)

Pirate



JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 11:21:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

this girl is clearing away the dishes to wash.


A proper serving wench if ever I came across one ...

Pirate



fluffypet61 -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 11:23:11 AM)

Thanks, now hand over the 3 empty pints from your table.



VirginPotty -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 11:24:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

Thanks, now hand over the 3 empty pints from your table.


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JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 11:46:10 AM)

No problem ... without clean empties to refill ... the entire time space thing gets all confused (as do I ).

You REALLY trust me with an EMPTY glass ? (full = different concept, we all know that !)

Pirate



JonnieBoy -> RE: If CM was a British Pub? (7/6/2009 11:53:39 AM)

Is that OLD PIANO in the corner still in tune ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_lWJ7c-bp4&feature=PlayList&p=D11715C4E756B7AA&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=50

Pirate



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