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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 4:03:34 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 4:11:38 PM   
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Well we DO need a ghost ...

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Hi, Jonnie...

Just wondering... does this ghost have to be a male ghost?  If not, i'd like to volunteer for this.

Or, maybe Darcy's idea of us subly ones being a table would work for me, if the ghost position is filled.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 4:11:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: philosophy

.....i want to be the pub philosopher. Sit me at the bar with a supply of egg sarnies and guiness at lunch time, and a few glasses of a nice malt scotch at night  ....oh and a copy of the Guardian....and a pen.......so i can do the crossword


You already are ... philosophise that .......... (over a Laphroaig or two ?)

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 4:12:59 PM   
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humpf...what can I say, I'm Canadian     Maybe I'll take my pint and have a chat with philosophy.


......mine's a guiness

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 4:45:26 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/2/2009 6:51:05 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 2:14:10 AM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 2:35:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Hey barmaid....a pint of Guiness for my friend here and I'll have a pint of Stella.That's a Stella Artois beer  *grinz*



I was wondering about that.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 3:09:26 AM   
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as long as you're only 'jolly rogering' ME 


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hey, what's an angel to do in a pub?? is there any role for moi?

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 3:13:10 AM   
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NO (shhhhhh .... the pubs that look SHUT after 12 are the best ones to be in when they're still serving) 
Tradition ... do dontcha know !

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ANOTHER odd british tradition???

Nope...don't know that and...don't wanna know that, for me that sounds dodgy

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 5:29:03 AM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 5:41:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'll have that... complete with fried tomatoes.  Oh man, Bangers and all... ohhh have mercy that sounds great!!!

I used to get a full English breakfast every weekend after going out dancing all night on the weekend.  There was an English restaurant down the road.  Ohhhh yeah, that was some seriously good food!

And please send that hot tulip by to show me her... business.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 6:19:49 AM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 6:36:55 AM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 6:41:54 AM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 6:46:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: FourQ

Jonnie,

I disagree, the traditional British pub has no use of a juke box as most of the time there's a ceilidh playing.
The Tudor beams across the ceiling would have people hanging from them.
The well stocked single malts would be largely ignored in favour of Jack Daniel's.
It would be in a quiet village miles from anywhere so that we have some privacy.
The landlord's plaque would have engraving to add the letters a, s, t and e above the Mr.
Of course Asher and/or myself would have to link the CCTV cameras to the net so that people could observe from afar.
MissT would have to manage the place of course.

I reckon this could work.  What's your thoughts?

ETA: I reckon it should be called "The Collared Wench"



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Something ya all missed in a traditional pub would be smoking. It has to be smoky as hell otherwise it'll smell like they do now, stale beer and farts !!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 7:03:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well 8 pages into this thread, we finally got a proper manager...Whew! i was beginning to think i'd invested unwisely. MissT...can you get this place in order? As it was, i've only sold one brekkie, and some hairy Canadian is hanging 'round the place burping sea shanties....is there hope?

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 7:08:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'll have my toast in those little stand up toast things with Robertons's jam....and mushrooms on the side..with my toad in a hole...and strong tea with lots of sugar..pls..
 
oh and how many daughters can the pub owner have??..I want to be one..that comes out from the back and pretends she doesn't realize she has no panties on when she bends over..
She's looking for more than "a meat and 2 veg..."
 
oh and don't forget all..AFTER WORK TODAY...
 
to BUY YOUR ROUND...
 
and bring your bawdy jokes...
 
 
GQ

oh and the MAD MAX tour of local sites leaves at 3 today..be on the  bus ..3 sharp!!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 7:09:12 AM   
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With pleasure xx
 
Something ya all missed in a traditional pub would be smoking. It has to be smoky as hell otherwise it'll smell like they do now, stale beer and farts !!


Of course, if we're still smelling the farts WITH the smoking, we gots problems....

And i'll have tea and crumpets for brekkie please, with a poached egg! 

(Wait - if I'm a serving wench, do I have to serve myself?)


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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 7:13:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		Got to grab me one of those full breakfasts ... Yum ! (bubble and squeak, extra plack pud and some fried bread on top)

Now ... I'd better carry out the obligatory DAILY quality control on the cider (purely professional of course)

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