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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 8:34:26 AM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 8:51:18 AM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 8:57:19 AM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 9:13:09 AM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 9:34:10 AM   
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I think Bear is on what's traditionally known as a "Bender" ... we'll have to order in extra stock !

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I have been told I am quite bendable, if that's any help.


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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 10:05:21 AM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 12:04:34 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 12:27:49 PM   
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Well we DO need a ghost ...

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Hi, Jonnie...

Just wondering... does this ghost have to be a male ghost?  If not, i'd like to volunteer for this.

Or, maybe Darcy's idea of us subly ones being a table would work for me, if the ghost position is filled.


The more ghosts the better (good for attracting American tourists you see)

Mind you, if you're a ghost ... being a table too might be a touch unpopular with the punters when they put their drinks down on you and they fall straight through you onto the floor !

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Well, not both at once.    i'll stick with being a ghost, i think.  Though with my luck, i'll probably end up being a server again.

Though a kilt checker would be kinda fun, too.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 2:50:43 PM   
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what would this place look like if it were a British Pub?



Some bloke in the corner drinking halves with love across one set of knuckles and hate across the other.....with his two front teeth missing....and staring into space for hours on end...

A barmaid called Ruby with a long mane of curly black hair and the biggest fattest pair of tits you will ever come across (until you go to the next British pub that is)......

Two blokes in the corner playing chess.....

The horse racing on the tele where a few blokes crowded round have just put their life savings and their wife on a thousand to one shot......

No smoking......

A dart board on the wall and a duke box in the corner.....

A few blokes sat at the bar engaged in a conversation consisting of the words: "this country is fucked"......for hours......

Someone having too much to drink and picking up an ashtray and banging someone who is minding his own business over the head with it......

Lads talking about football and when we're going to have a decent team.....

Lasses walking into the pub and the lads appreciating the tits but still wondering why they are walking into a man's environment.....

That is a Northern English pub.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 4:07:54 PM   
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Something ya all missed in a traditional pub would be smoking. It has to be smoky as hell otherwise it'll smell like they do now, stale beer and farts !!

Too bloody right hun.  You have to have a smoke with your drink.  It's just not the same without it.


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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 4:31:26 PM   
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Some bloke in the corner drinking halves with love across one set of knuckles and hate across the other.....with his two front teeth missing....and staring into space for hours on end...

Don't forget the black eye(s)

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A barmaid called Ruby with a long mane of curly black hair and the biggest fattest pair of tits you will ever come across (until you go to the next British pub that is)......

The barmaids up here are usually nice and trim

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Two blokes in the corner playing chess.....

WTF?  You've clearly not been drinking in Newcastle

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The horse racing on the tele where a few blokes crowded round have just put their life savings and their wife on a thousand to one shot......

Very very rare.

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No smoking......

The bastards!

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A dart board on the wall and a duke box in the corner.....

Not up here mate.  Darts would end up embedded in someone.

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A few blokes sat at the bar engaged in a conversation consisting of the words: "this country is fucked"......for hours......

There's always someone quoting that.  The odd thing is, when he nips off to the gents there's always someone else ready to take his place.

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Someone having too much to drink and picking up an ashtray and banging someone who is minding his own business over the head with it......

Definitely one for Gateshead.

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Lads talking about football and when we're going to have a decent team.....

Have you ever observed a group of deaf lads in a pub?  Football in sign language is something to behold.

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Lasses walking into the pub and the lads appreciating the tits but still wondering why they are walking into a man's environment.....

Depends on the pub, the quiet pubs only seem to have women in that are accompanied.

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That is a Northern English pub.

Pop up to the Kink Meet in September mate, JonnieBoy and I will take you to some pubs up here.  I guarantee you'll enjoy yourself.


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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 4:33:18 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 4:49:50 PM   
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the MAD MAX tour went well....Silbury Hill...Long Barrow...Avebury Stone
and Stonehenge....
left one accidentally at tthe Henge..too long in the loo

too late for tea..
 
but not for a stout...
and some chip'n'egg
 
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 5:17:11 PM   
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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/3/2009 11:59:23 PM   
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Have you ever observed a group of deaf lads in a pub?  Football in sign language is something to behold.



Hmmmm ... Not ALL "football in sign language" involves the deaf you know

(I've seen plenty of "non verbal communication" on this subject over time)

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 12:04:40 AM   
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"That is a Northern English pub..."

Och!  Which is JUST a FOOOOOOKIN' Pictish Pub if ya IGNORE the Buuhhhhhllll shoyyyyyyt of Hadrian's Wall, a Cultural Concete of less than conCRETE at BEST!"

oh, and by the way, the spectre that haunts the Pub can now be the Ghost of Palin's Career, BWAHHH HAHHHH HAWWWWW!!!!!

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 12:09:39 AM   
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the MAD MAX tour went well....Silbury Hill...Long Barrow...Avebury Stone
and Stonehenge....
left one accidentally at the Henge..too long in the loo


Hey ... now that SOUNDS like a day out GQ, one of my specialist subjects ... (traditional English pub ... HAUNTED ... AND sitting in the MIDDLE/ish of an ANCIENT STONE CIRCLE)
http://www.pub-explorer.com/wiltshire/pub/redlionavebury.htm

http://www.flickr.com/photos/neilsingapore/2029804645/

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 12:15:13 AM   
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(in a Voice of one of the Goddodin Chieftans):

"That is a Northern English pub..."


Suddenly............ THIS is in my head


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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 12:18:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		I should qualify this by saying that although I live in Manchester I was born and bred in the pit villages of Durham.......so I know exactly what the North East is all about......the landlord in our local used to let about 10 of us sleep in the pub because he knew that as soon as we woke up we'd want more beer.....and after playing football on Sunday mornings (more like running 'round with street singers trying to decapitate the younger lads) it'd be back to the pub for the strippers and sunday dinners that the landlord would put on for us free of charge to keep us in the pub. The quip about the ashtray wasn't tongue in cheek. One Sunday morning we'd played a team from a few villages away and most of their lads followed Newcastle - all of us followed Sunderland - so the game was bad tempered and littered with nasty challenges with lads trying to break legs. Anyway as per tradition the away team came back to the pub with us for beer and the strippers. The pub was rammed as per any Sunday afternoon - everyone was playing cards or pool with some of the lads losing a lot of money and with the beer flowing half the pub was getting lairy with these lads from Coxhoe in the pub. There was uneasy calm for a couple of hours and then out of the blue one of our lads stood up and clamly said "one for the road lads?" and picked up an ashtray and smashed it over one of their lads' head. The whole pub went up - nasty too with lads getting glassed and chair legs banging off nappers right left and centre. Strange thing was that a couple of the lads in the pub were actually from Newcastle and had moved down to our village - they gave us a hand against some of their own. The kid who started it off with the ashtray ended up in hospital for a few days - silly fucker got knocked out early on proceedings.

Anyway - needless to say that it was a case of get out of this place to avoid wasting my life.

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The barmaids up here are usually nice and trim



The mining villages of Durham are like the land that time forgot mate.

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

WTF?  You've clearly not been drinking in Newcastle



Unsual granted - though I've seen it in Manchester a few times.

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

Very very rare.



Very common in Durham. Horse racing is still popular there - as is pigeon racing - suppose it depends on where you drink.

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

There's always someone quoting that.  The odd thing is, when he nips off to the gents there's always someone else ready to take his place.



I never heard it in Durham - partly because people just aren't political there and are more concerned with beer and football. But Manchester is rife with it. Sit at the bar in a traditional pub in Manchester and within 10 minutes someone will be over moaning about how everything's going to the dogs.

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Depends on the pub, the quiet pubs only seem to have women in that are accompanied.



True. In the working-men's clubs in Durham there is still the bloke's part of the pub where the horse racing is on the tele and the lads play snooker - and the lasses' end where the bingo is and they can sit and chat away from the coarse language of the blokes. Seriously.

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Pop up to the Kink Meet in September mate, JonnieBoy and I will take you to some pubs up here.  I guarantee you'll enjoy yourself.



Could do that......cheers for the offer.

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RE: If CM was a British Pub? - 7/4/2009 12:45:42 AM   
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I mean c'mon, you LOOK like Mark Pesci but you're better  looking and more fun to read. 

TOTALLY Celtic (in the Pre-Padraig tradition, I mean, of course).

(And no offense to Mark, since ya knows I loves ya Mark, even if regarding non-traditional forms of filmic distribution you DO lead us down the Garden Path from time to time...)

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