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RE: Marble eggs - 7/3/2009 1:44:36 PM

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sirsholly...i value your imput...really i do but the egg tempts me...how is it going to tear anything...i would not ram it in...and it is not that much bigger than a thick fat dick really and how about i stay on my back so as to defy gravety...would that be safer for my colon then?

yanno...the marble eggs i have weigh a lot, but looking at them, they are a lot larger than the average egg. However...I stand by my statement that you are asking for trouble

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/3/2009 1:45:39 PM

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I will -strongly- reinforce what Holly is saying about the dangers of anal insertion of things like marble eggs (and yes, this includes eggs close to 'normal' size). As someone with some experience in colorectal health (I run colorectal Quality of Life studies at a major research center), I can tell you that the egg will cause the intestine to shift, and "fall" into the pelvis. When that happens, gravity does what it says it does and pulls down, and can literally tear the small intestine and colon away from the anal verge.

It may not be thicker than a penis, but it is OUNCES heavier, and the anal verge isn't meant to support weight of more than an ounce.

In terms of vaginal insertion, there is some of the same risk, though it isn't nearly as profound. One thing you need to be aware of is that forcing the egg back out can be done, with a bearing-down motion similar to that used to deliver a baby--however, you also need to remember that pregnancy causes hormonal changes that cause the pelvis to relax. In an individual who doesn't have that hormonal support, you can have the same dangers as a rectal insertion, where the weight of the egg can actually put strain on various areas of the vaginal canal.

If you REALLY want to insert things, go to your local sex shop and buy some insertables that are designed to use in the human body.

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/3/2009 1:52:59 PM

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i have seen women require removal of foreign objects from the vagina...although i have never seen surgery needed as with the rectum. Again, besides the very real possibility of getting it stuck, the weight of it can cause serious damage. They are heavy.

I've seen them require surgery. With a plug-in air freshener. Like, with the plug-in prongs still on it, still full of perfume.

There was a very persistant guy on the other side who wanted to put his collection of eggs up me. Those fancy painted ones with gold and jewels, forgot what they're called but he sent me A LOT of pictures of them.

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/3/2009 1:58:32 PM

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OH man, we cannot start talking about the things we've seen. I worked in an ER for years and

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/3/2009 2:19:34 PM

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OH man, we cannot start talking about the things we've seen. I worked in an ER for years and

Sure we can, why not?

Many years ago while in the Police Academy during a sex crimes class, they began showing slides. One of which was an x-ray of a male with what appeared to be a foreign object added in. The instructor asked if anyone knew what the object could be and I started laughing out loud. When asked if I knew I said it looked like an old fashioned glass coke bottle in his anal region. I WAS RIGHT.

Story goes the gentleman was playing with his then wife and she was using the coke bottle anally on him when the suction created pulled the bottle out of her grasp and compeletly inside him. He had no choice but to go to the ER, wearing only an overcoat and of course laying down in the back seat for the ride, and then to surgery to have it removed......

The whispers and embarassment that came after caused him to demand to be transfered to another hospital for his recovery......

Some things are not meant to be used as such.....lol

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/3/2009 2:20:11 PM

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Just to be clear, although my initial post was tongue-in-cheek, any serious consideration of insertion with this object should follow right along with the advice of Holly and Calla.

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/3/2009 2:37:23 PM

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Marble eggs... what purpose do they serve...are they mere weird coffee table decorations or can we use them for interesting games too...what would you do with a chicken sized perfectly polished marble egg?
Is it safe to insert it? Would it be easy to get it back out...has anybody done this with their marble egg?
It is sitting on my coffee table intriguing me...

More difficult to get out then get in

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/3/2009 3:17:46 PM

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Marble eggs... what purpose do they serve...are they mere weird coffee table decorations or can we use them for interesting games too...what would you do with a chicken sized perfectly polished marble egg?
Is it safe to insert it? Would it be easy to get it back out...has anybody done this with their marble egg?
It is sitting on my coffee table intriguing me...

Yes they're easy to insert but a hell of a lot more difficult to expel. As Holly and dame calla stated, there is a high risk of causing damage to delicate tissue.

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/3/2009 3:37:14 PM

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What's the problem with laying out a few dollars for honest to goodness sex toys? I mean, I like toys with heft too, so instead of ramming a marble egg up any orifice, why not stop being impulsive and cheap and spring for something stainless steel or glass that's meant to be put in and pulled out easily.
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RE: Marble eggs - 7/3/2009 3:49:35 PM

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I 2nd the motion put forth by the lady from MD!

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/4/2009 2:25:06 AM

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DavanKael: there is no problem with spending a bit of money on sex toys... I have plenty...my local sexshop has glass dildos bigger than this egg which is beautiful polished green marble, it is a very sexy egg... i just wonder why they get produced... I mean what is the use of a marble egg? In china they sell beautifully carved ivory dildos that you can easily put in your house as a statue... marble egg... what's the difference?
And I would not want anything at all ever rammed in any orifice... unless i am well and ready thank you very much... rude...
I am not impulsive...it is still sitting on my coffee table...
I wonder why Holly has them...for pure decoration?

In the movie Anatomy of Hell i saw the woman push a stone inside her...it looked incredibly sensual that she 'swallowed' this big smooth black stone with her pussy. She held it in there, showing the man that she could keep it hidden there for as long as she wanted and then she slowly made it slide back out...it looked incredible... I just wonder if anybody here on this kinky? site has any experience with this themself as the movie might have been trickery and special effects... though it looked very convincing...

So far mostly i get is quite boring advice to behave myself ...how drab...
but thanks for your concerns everybody.

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/4/2009 2:51:01 AM

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I wonder why Holly has them...for pure decoration?

yes...decoration only. i am not stupid.

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So far all i get is quite serious vanilla boring advice to behave myself ...i suppose i should ask my Husband not to hit me so hard anymore aswell... He might leave a mark

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/4/2009 3:02:11 AM

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Sirsholly... you do realise that people like me who might visit you and look at these eggs and easily could assume you do things with them?....

second bit...yeah i edited that...but still you must admit the advice is not very imaginative...
i have not heard any of you nurses actually saying that you have seen a woman with an egg stuck up her fanny in A&E...i heard about a vacuum sucked coke bottle...egg is solid....or a parfume plug with prongs...egg is smooth....
and the only people who have commented on getting it out seem to be responding from witness point of view rather than own experience...

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/4/2009 3:15:03 AM

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Sirsholly... you do realise that people like me who might visit you and look at these eggs and easily could assume you do things with them?....

then you may be the only person that does not sit there and fiddle with them

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i have not heard any of you nurses actually saying that you have seen a woman with an egg stuck up her fanny in A&E...i heard about a vacuum sucked coke bottle...egg is solid....or a parfume plug with prongs...egg is smooth....
and the only people who have commented on getting it out seem to be responding from witness point of view rather than own experience...

i was there when a woman was taken to surgery to remove a golf ball. Solid, smooth in the sense you mean...

And as to the only ones responding are witnesses...now think about it for a minute. What does that say to you? The majority here have too much sense to do what you are contemplating!! You asked what we thought of your idea. We answered. You did not hear what you wanted to hear.

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/4/2009 3:24:48 AM

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Ah, i might still fiddle with your eggs Holly...

So this golfball was removed from the anus? as you stated earlier that you had never witnessed surgery to remove things from the vagina?
just doing my research... it is my place to question answers i have gotten...

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/4/2009 4:19:46 AM

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There was a very persistant guy on the other side who wanted to put his collection of eggs up me. Those fancy painted ones with gold and jewels, forgot what they're called but he sent me A LOT of pictures of them.

Faberge' eggs?? I think my jeweler would faint from shock at the idea LOL

but really....the ones with jewels on them? OUCH !

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/4/2009 9:34:03 AM

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OMG?? Well if you want to insert something in either hole...then I suggest any small soap on a rope easy to get out and your orofice will be cleaner at least?

For good safe fun stick with the ben-wa balls or bullets you can buy at any sex shop. Vibrating ones are the best and after a short time of use and enjoyment for the lady usually slip right out again with extra lube all over them.....lol

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/4/2009 9:57:55 AM

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DavanKael: there is no problem with spending a bit of money on sex toys... I have plenty...my local sexshop has glass dildos bigger than this egg which is beautiful polished green marble, it is a very sexy egg... i just wonder why they get produced...

- they are mainly produced for: a unique knick-knack for people, rockhounds collect them as part of their collections, Pagans who work with crystal energy use crystal eggs as part of many rituals.

I mean what is the use of a marble egg? In china they sell beautifully carved ivory dildos that you can easily put in your house as a statue... marble egg... what's the difference?
And I would not want anything at all ever rammed in any orifice... unless i am well and ready thank you very much... rude...

- what many don't realize that these "marble eggs" are not always carved from marble but from onyx. Most stone eggs have flaws that are seen as cracks and usually small in size. What has to be taken into consideration is the stone is cooler then a person's internal body temperature and there is a possibility that the eggs could fracture or a piece could break off due to the extreme temperature difference of the egg and the body. That risk is small but always a possibility. Even if it looks perfectly smooth to the naked eye, it is not. there are very small cracks and inclusions on the surface which you'll need a jeweler's loupe to see.

I am not impulsive...it is still sitting on my coffee table...
I wonder why Holly has them...for pure decoration?

In the movie Anatomy of Hell i saw the woman push a stone inside her...it looked incredibly sensual that she 'swallowed' this big smooth black stone with her pussy. She held it in there, showing the man that she could keep it hidden there for as long as she wanted and then she slowly made it slide back out...it looked incredible... I just wonder if anybody here on this kinky? site has any experience with this themself as the movie might have been trickery and special effects... though it looked very convincing...

So far mostly i get is quite boring advice to behave myself ...how drab...
but thanks for your concerns everybody.

- pulease....the advice and concerns of the people here is simply cautionary in nature. Please don't be so hasty in insinuating that we are being boring or drab as that can quickly change to being quite nasty. Obviously you plan to do what you will anyway, so logically your OP seems quite redundant.

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/4/2009 10:30:18 AM

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Uh yeah. They're for decoration, and they're produced because people will buy them because they think they're pretty.

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i just wonder why they get produced... I mean what is the use of a marble egg? ...
I wonder why Holly has them...for pure decoration?

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RE: Marble eggs - 7/4/2009 10:51:53 AM

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I've seen them require surgery. With a plug-in air freshener. Like, with the plug-in prongs still on it, still full of perfume.

Lemme guess...the explanation for this was they triped, fell backwards and hit the plug-in with their butt

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