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ranja -> Marble eggs (7/3/2009 11:55:27 AM)

Marble eggs... what purpose do they serve...are they mere weird coffee table decorations or can we use them for interesting games too...what would you do with a chicken sized perfectly polished marble egg?
Is it safe to insert it? Would it be easy to get it back out...has anybody done this with their marble egg?
It is sitting on my coffee table intriguing me...




Aileen1968 -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 11:57:38 AM)

Try it.




ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 11:58:10 AM)

i'm very tempted




Aileen1968 -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 11:58:46 AM)

Cluck cluck cluck.




sirsholly -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 11:59:46 AM)

quote:

Is it safe to insert it? Would it be easy to get it back out...has anybody done this with their marble egg?
It is sitting on my coffee table intriguing me...
unless you are seriously into humiliation play, i would not do it. As an ER nurse, i have seen things such as this require removal with forceps or surgery (and yes...the staff will be laughing at you from the other side of the curtain.)

Not only that, the weight of the egg is enough to pull the intestine away from the anal opening.




ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:00:50 PM)

i was more thinking the other hole
any eperience with that?




CreativeDominant -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:02:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ranja

Marble eggs... what purpose do they serve...are they mere weird coffee table decorations or can we use them for interesting games too...what would you do with a chicken sized perfectly polished marble egg?
Is it safe to insert it? Would it be easy to get it back out...has anybody done this with their marble egg?
It is sitting on my coffee table intriguing me...
I bought my first submissive a set of steel Ben-Wa balls.  Retrieving them from her wet, swollen cunt was at least half the fun.  The other fun of course was watching her walk around...the longer she moved around with them in there, the more priceless the expression on her face and her change in the manner she carried herself became.  [;)]




LaTigresse -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:02:57 PM)

If it doesn't have a handle for me to pull it back out, it's not going in.




sirsholly -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:03:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ranja

i was more thinking the other hole
any eperience with that?


i have seen women require removal of foreign objects from the vagina...although i have never seen surgery needed as with the rectum. Again, besides the very real possibility of getting it stuck, the weight of it can cause serious damage. They are heavy.




sirsholly -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:06:16 PM)

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the more priceless the expression on her face and her change in the manner she carried herself became.
hell...i would go from a sweet submissive to "get 'em out right the fuck now!!!" in a rather short period of time. In a dignified manner, of course




ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:06:49 PM)

i was worried about the lack of a handle or string
them Ben-Wa balls...do they have a string or are they the jingling stress relief type that you have to roll around in your hands?...i have a box with them in somewhere too....oh choices now...




ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:11:33 PM)

well i was thinking if a baby head can get pushed out maybe a marble egg would not be such a problem and it weighs considerably less than a baby and my pelvic floor is sound...but have you heard of a woman with an egg stuck up her fanny in A&E? i wouldn't wanna be the first...has any woman any experience with this...is it easy to push out?




NihilusZero -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:13:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

If it doesn't have a handle for me to pull it back out, it's not going in.

Sage advice.

One could always try double-condoming it to as to create a retraction handle?

Not saying I would do it...




CreativeDominant -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:14:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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the more priceless the expression on her face and her change in the manner she carried herself became.
hell...i would go from a sweet submissive to "get 'em out right the fuck now!!!" in a rather short period of time. In a dignified manner, of course
~stifling a grin~ would that be before OR after the change in balance from their presence made you fall?




sirsholly -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:21:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ranja

well i was thinking if a baby head can get pushed out maybe a marble egg would not be such a problem and it weighs considerably less than a baby and my pelvic floor is sound...but have you heard of a woman with an egg stuck up her fanny in A&E? i wouldn't wanna be the first...has any woman any experience with this...is it easy to push out?
one more time...shoving a marble egg up yer fanny is going to tear something that you really do not want torn. The weight is going to pull downward on the intestine and that puppy is not a PVC pipe...it is going to have some damage, possibly tearing away from the anal opening. You will end up with a colostomy if this occurs.

As to the baby theory...sure, go ahead, as you seem determined. But keep in mind, a womans body has 9 months to prepare for the weight, and labor causes the cervix to dilate.




sirsholly -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:22:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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the more priceless the expression on her face and her change in the manner she carried herself became.
hell...i would go from a sweet submissive to "get 'em out right the fuck now!!!" in a rather short period of time. In a dignified manner, of course
~stifling a grin~ would that be before OR after the change in balance from their presence made you fall?
you know CD...you suck at grin stifling [:)]




fluffypet61 -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:31:45 PM)

i thought they were a farm thing - put one in the nest and the hen will lay more? use it to replace an egg that you remove?
 
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CreativeDominant -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:32:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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the more priceless the expression on her face and her change in the manner she carried herself became.
hell...i would go from a sweet submissive to "get 'em out right the fuck now!!!" in a rather short period of time. In a dignified manner, of course
~stifling a grin~ would that be before OR after the change in balance from their presence made you fall?
you know CD...you suck at grin stifling [:)]

[:D][:D] I suck at other things too...[;)]  But you didn't answer the question...sort of like the cake question you avoided so nimbly...for you...on the H/P thread.




ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 12:57:39 PM)

ah...a condom around it  so as to create a string...how brilliant...




ranja -> RE: Marble eggs (7/3/2009 1:01:34 PM)

sirsholly...i value your imput...really i do but the egg tempts me...how is it going to tear anything...i would not ram it in...and it is not that much bigger than a thick fat dick really and how about i stay on my back so as to defy gravety...would that be safer for my colon then?





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