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purepleasure -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 4:30:05 PM)

i'd call holly to come protect me



intenze -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 4:35:29 PM)

dump a diet coke on him, grind his testicles with my stillettos, goose him with an umbrella, and get him a taxi ride with an evil domme to the nearest hospital.
Or just tell him he can have everything except mr. buzzy.



CatdeMedici -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 5:44:11 PM)

The last intruder who entered My home? I shot the phucker...
 
    and cleaned the blood off My stilettos with noxema cream as I dialed 911.



girlygurl -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 6:01:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NightTigress


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ORIGINAL: NeedsFocus

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ORIGINAL: girlygurl


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ORIGINAL: lobodomslavery

Im not for an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth lark ,  I dont think anyone has the right to shoot anyone dead no matter what. Call the police absolutely. And hit him with a frying pan or cane his ass so hard he does not even think about doing it again. Im fully in agreement with that too. But killing someone , no I could nt agree with that, no matter what. If an intruder entered my home, I would call the cops. I dont have any weapons in my home. Well short of a kitchen knife
Kevin



Really? So if a stranger broke into your home, was threatening harm to you and your dear ones, you would stop, run to the kitchen, grab a frying pan and "think" you're going to be able to smack the intruder upside the head? You also think that while said intruder is either wanting to harm you and yours physically, or rob you, you'd have time or even access to the phone to call the police. *shakes head* You live in a very different world than I.


Anyone that knows anyone in law enforcement knows that if you shoot, you shoot to kill. You don't horse around and try and shoot their arms and legs to make them not able to run away. Because in the mean time, they could very well shoot you.

Even beyond that it is a lot better for you in court if you are the only witness. If the person has a lot of money they will probably be able to get a lawyer that will find at least 5 different ways to screw you, and none of them will be the nice way



And, don't forget.... if you have to shoot, make sure that the body lands inside your home. I was told by someone in law enforcement that if I were to shoot an intruder trying to enter my home, and this person fell dead at my front door, I better drag his sorry ass inside the doorway.

Kevin, I don't go around promoting the killing of another human being, but if some jackass is coming in my home I WILL protect my family with any and all means I have.

A cell phone isn't going to save my ass, but a gun might. just sayin.



slutslave4u -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 6:18:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: VMLoki

She'd use a gun, he'd use a gun. But with all the shooting wheres all the fun? Projectiles you say, to that I declare nay. A sword is what I'd use, my martial prowess I'd abuse. For around my domain they hide, one for every other stride. A gun be loud and boultorous attracting many a folk, whilst the blade as would cut him down you tie him up and make him a joke. So when some one arrive by force meet him with something so frightening his throat goes hoarse. A firearm is so common his revenge on you he would set, but a crazy person with a sword is a sight he'd not soon forget.


bring a sword to a gun fight? as most likely they will be entering armed with their own anyway!

It would be the last home they would ever see again, as yes being ex-military and ex-police of near 20 years, they definately would be carried back out in a bag!



Daddysredhead -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 6:30:32 PM)

I'd be sure to ask him to wipe his feet before coming inside.  I'd make a pot of hot tea, bake some nice cookies from scratch, use linen napkins at the table, and the good china for serving the tea.  Then I'd sit and have a nice chat about current affairs, global warming, the economy, world travel, and then I'd ask if he'd like to play a game of Scrabble.

~ Red   [8|]



girlygurl -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 6:59:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I'd be sure to ask him to wipe his feet before coming inside.  I'd make a pot of hot tea, bake some nice cookies from scratch, use linen napkins at the table, and the good china for serving the tea.  Then I'd sit and have a nice chat about current affairs, global warming, the economy, world travel, and then I'd ask if he'd like to play a game of Scrabble.

~ Red   [8|]


I'd love to try some of your homemade cookies. mmmmmm I'd love to try ummmm well you know [:)]



intenze -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 7:00:04 PM)

but would you bless his heart?



tammystarm -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 7:07:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i would shoot the motherfucker then take off my thigh high stilettos before the cops showed up


are you fucking kidding me Holly. All ya have to do is cook for them! 



DarkSteven -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 7:27:10 PM)

"How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home?  "

Negatively.



tammystarm -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 7:48:19 PM)

I could just hand over my kids, then the intruder would be sorry.  muhahahaha



MoGa -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 8:23:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici

The last intruder who entered My home? I shot the phucker...
 
    and cleaned the blood off My stilettos with noxema cream as I dialed 911.

lol  I can see you doing that! It is perfect :) 




Racquelle -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 8:33:35 PM)

One Christmas Morning I woke up to find a strange man in work pants standing in my hallway.  At first I thought he was there to fix the furnace, until I woke up.  Then I asked him what he was doing there.  He couldn't answer.  I said "Get out."  He shrugged and shook his head in broken English and said "I no know how."  I escorted him to the front door, shut it behind him, locked it, and looked down and realized I was naked.

Turns out he was the neighbor's drunk uncle who came in the wrong front door, and then got himself all confused and stuck in my hallway, unable to figure out how to get out, and trying really hard not to wake me.

Somehow I knew he meant me no harm.



Daddysredhead -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 8:56:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I'd be sure to ask him to wipe his feet before coming inside.  I'd make a pot of hot tea, bake some nice cookies from scratch, use linen napkins at the table, and the good china for serving the tea.  Then I'd sit and have a nice chat about current affairs, global warming, the economy, world travel, and then I'd ask if he'd like to play a game of Scrabble.

~ Red   [8|]


I'd love to try some of your homemade cookies. mmmmmm I'd love to try ummmm well you know [:)]


Perv...  *giggles*



Daddysredhead -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 8:57:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: intenze

but would you bless his heart?


Most definitely!  *nods*  [;)]



Racquelle -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 9:35:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MoGa  Were you never told to dial 911?
  I think its 999 in Ireland.  A lady officer might show up.  And you know those lady officers.  They are for sure DOMMAYS.



Muirren -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 9:48:47 PM)

I believe in shooting first and asking questions later. Never mind the dog, beware of owner!



IrishMist -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 9:55:17 PM)

Well...if I first HEARD him breaking in, I would grab my gun and kill him.

If I was answering the door and he tried to push his way in; I would beat the living fuck out of him.

IF I was answering the door and he tried to push his way in; AND I was already armed...I would kill him.


then; I would call the police


IF my daugher was home by herself and any of the above happened...I can guarantee that it would go down the same way it would with me. She's well equipped to protect herself if need be; hand to hand or with a weapon.



DavanKael -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 9:58:48 PM)

My home is my castle.  My home is where those under my protection reside.  A would-be intruder would get my best efforts at making them dead.  I own guns (Several), I own lots of bladed weapons, I own quote a number of bludgeoning weapons, etc.  Oh, and I am learning jiu jitsu/mma.  My goal, if someone is entering my home unbidden, is to make sure they leave in a bodybag and that me and mine are just fine. 
Better tried by 12 than carried by 6.  (I can't take credit for this, learned it when my ex- was in the Marine Corps). 
  Davan



IrishMist -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (8/6/2009 10:01:30 PM)

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Better tried by 12 than carried by 6.

Dayum fucking straight



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