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Jaystone -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 7:55:51 AM)
I or my wife would shoot them with out hesitation.So would my adult children.

SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 11:59:02 AM)
The other day I shot the postman because he was trying to invade via the letterbox. The police assure me this was perfectly legal even though he was outside my property and it was my word against a dead man as to what his intensions were.

mnottertail -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 12:00:17 PM)
show the bobbies the bills he was carrying, perhaps you could chacterize the dunning notices as terroristic threats. F. Lee Bailey

devilishpixie -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 12:08:04 PM)
They would be meet by my very protective dog and if they get further into the house I sleep with a matchete next to my bed that is razor sharp. -shrugs- What can I say I hate guns.

VirginPotty -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 1:13:54 PM)
Mmmmm, a machete eh? Isn't that what Sean Taylor had? Better get a gun! [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0315.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0315.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0315.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0315.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0315.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0315.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0315.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0315.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0315.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0315.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0315.gif[/image]

devilishpixie -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 3:11:36 PM)
VP between my dog, my matchette and my master do you really think I need a gun? Plus I never understood what good a secured gun did you in an emergency. I mean you have to unlock a lock box and load the damn thing by then you are dead. lol

LadyNTrainer -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 3:13:56 PM)
It wouldn't be play. I would shoot to kill, because in situations like that it's down to survival. This is not a "fun" situation, nor a consensual one.

ghitaPVH -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 3:17:52 PM)
In my house..the question woulndt be "would I shoot them", it would be "what do I shoot them with?"...and that would depend on which room I am in and on which side of the room I am on....

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 5:24:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ghitaPVH In my house..the question woulndt be "would I shoot them", it would be "what do I shoot them with?"...and that would depend on which room I am in and on which side of the room I am on.... makes a note to not make a surprise visit at ghita's house

sappatoti -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 5:30:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: ghitaPVH In my house..the question woulndt be "would I shoot them", it would be "what do I shoot them with?"...and that would depend on which room I am in and on which side of the room I am on.... makes a note to not make a surprise visit at ghita's house Do ya feel lucky? Go ahead... make her day. [sm=evil.gif]

porcelaine -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 8:20:07 PM)
i'd ask him to remove his shoes before entering. i figure if he scaled the walls to this floor i should award his ambition. i do make a fine cuppa. [;)] porcelaine

LadyChallene -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/27/2009 9:47:18 PM)
I am the proud daughter of a gun-smith with a sign over my front door that reads “Trespassers will be shot! Survivors will be shot again!”… need I explain further?

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (10/28/2009 2:40:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: ghitaPVH In my house..the question woulndt be "would I shoot them", it would be "what do I shoot them with?"...and that would depend on which room I am in and on which side of the room I am on.... makes a note to not make a surprise visit at ghita's house Do ya feel lucky? Go ahead... make her day. [sm=evil.gif] Lucky? Not really I think I'll stay safe and call first. If I make her day will I be safer? [sm=couch.gif]

favesclava -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (11/2/2009 7:57:49 AM)
the cops were called before he beat me . 7 stiches to my head. my biker friends got there first. the cops got there in time to save him. edited to add this was 18 years ago. never again.

impishlilhellcat -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (11/2/2009 8:00:50 AM)
If you want to break into my house go for it, but you better be warned that even though he's a big 80lb baby for children and his momma and other folks during the day that if you threaten me or break into my house there's an 80lb pit that will eat you.

VirginPotty -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (11/2/2009 8:04:58 AM)
So will my 12lb cat! Meeeeeoooowwwwwwww!!! I don't call him the "Jolly-Nator" for nuttin!

impishlilhellcat -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (11/2/2009 8:10:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty So will my 12lb cat! Meeeeeoooowwwwwwww!!! I don't call him the "Jolly-Nator" for nuttin! HAHAHAHAHAH lmao does he go for the throat. I never knew how protective he was till we were walking in the park (a very secluded and naturey type park) and these two drunk asses walk up to me and started harassing me. Mind you I have an 80lb pit and an aussie shepherd on a leash. The pit has a pinch collar or it'd be Imp face down draggin on the pavement for three miles (he's strong) He loves everyone and he loves people, but when they got a foot from me he let out a long low growl they walked closer and he lunged for the throat. I was like uh oh

VirginPotty -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (11/2/2009 8:12:04 AM)
Wow!! Yeah, the "Jolly-nator" goes for the throat too, but the receipient is usually a 2-4lb scared kitten and he stops short of the throat. Truth be told he just growls/hisses. Does that count?? [8\|]

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: How would You react to an intruder trying to enter Your home? (11/2/2009 10:32:08 AM)
Well I guess if one was dumb enought to come into my home with bad intentions the dogs would handle the situation before I would get a chance too lol. a black lab cross and a shepard not to mention 3 ankle biting fiest, ol' sam and the shepard Zeak are trained to protect us and do a bang up job of doing so, I often say that those two are much better then a double barrel shotgun load with 00 bucks...there has been some home entrys of the old folks around here, druggies that know the receive pain pills and they are robbed often, last month at gun point, pain pills and druggies are the scourge of the earth abd this come from one thats has to take them...b

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