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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 8/4/2009 3:01:45 PM

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I like clothing on a woman and the fancy things. Jeans are applicable to the situation as well. I like being nakkers but who wants to see a skinny-ass white boy?

I'll take the butlers outfit thank you.

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 8/4/2009 3:34:13 PM

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You know, I've been most impressed with your recent posts. You've handled suggestions (note that I didn't call them "criticism") gracefully and with humour. If anyone buttles well, I'm sure it would be you.

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 8/4/2009 3:44:12 PM

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What is a buttle?

battle?
rebuttal?

I am very confused but thank you very much for the compliment.

*bows*

Now where is this Temple I need some dragons in my arms.

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 8/4/2009 4:03:40 PM

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Pyro, I've been following this thread for a bit now, and I did want to say that your new profile is very nice, and it makes me wish that I was a Domme living much closer to Florida. You wouldn't want to come to Arizona and be my houseboy, would you?

And Peon, when you post a main pic like the one you have, (and even the other ones) you must expect comments like "Yummy" and "adorable". Sorry, just a fact of life.

You know, maybe I'm on the wrong side in this whole equation...I'm finding all of these subbie boys to be so delicious that new evil thoughts of domination are invading my mind. Hmmm...must meditate on this...

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 8/4/2009 4:07:47 PM

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To buttle (v.): To do that which is commonly assigned to butlers. The act of buttling; past participle: buttled, e.g., "I have buttled well today." The wearing of a butler's outfit, e.g., "What are you all buttled up for?"

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 8/4/2009 5:32:01 PM

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Dear Sweet Poosy,

as much as I would I cannot. I am heavily involved with my family and at this point I am unable to leave. I had a feeling something like this was going to happen. Unless you can find a replacement Christopher to fill my spot that acts weird, goofy, and nerdy and is willing to bend over backwards for the ones he loves (if you had this why would you let go of it in the first place?).

To the Venatrix,
thank you very much for the definition of buttle. Your English-fetish is showing. You may want to tuck it in.

:D

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 8/4/2009 7:05:21 PM

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quote:

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To the Venatrix,

You make me sound like a single-malt whisky. Not that that's a bad thing, mind you.

quote:

Your English-fetish is showing. You may want to tuck it in.

Bend over, darling, and I'll show you where I'd like to tuck in my fetish.

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 8/4/2009 7:33:33 PM

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Hilarious! You are too much, Venatrix! I love it!

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 8/4/2009 7:59:15 PM

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I think Venatrix is just right. -_o *waits for the pain*
Venatrix, the premium single-malt whisky. Sounds very classy.
Too bad I do not like alcohol. Every once in a while. Except on my birthday March 16th and the following St. Patty's Day.
You'll ask for a shot and you'll get the whole bottle where she likes to tuck her fetish.

I do not know what else to add to my profile. I was thinking about adding some video of my 'mad' beatboxing skills. I will most likely look foolish but I do not care. It is a part of me.

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There is Absolutely Nothing Wrong With This - 12/25/2009 7:25:12 PM

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or me for that matter.

Santa brought me a wonderful Christmas this year. I was with family, which is the first that has happened in three years. I have eaten lots of excellent food (that pie is looking good right now).

I did not ask for much this year except for a single container.

I did get a belt, belt buckle with 'fender' guitars, three shirts, and a very lovely Lady H for presents.

.....
.....
.....

Yes I finally found someone and as per requested I have dragged this topic from the pits of the CollarMe forums to let you all know. Yes I am bragging but damnit.... there is a beautiful lady which I would gladly serve in multiple forms. She is in my life.

And we bless Our lucky stars for finding each other.

I reread the replies of this topic (which have helped tremendously) and subsequent topics thereafter.

The Ones Who Know Who They Are.... (:D YEAH YOU!!!)

Have helped me out more than you'll ever know. I do not wish to single any one person out in this crowd. Honestly there are too many people to list and I don't want a "HEY WHY DID YOU NOT INCLUDE ME JERK!!"

:3
:2
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It is not about any kink getting YOU off... or having THE ULTIMATELY ULTIMATE AWESOME FETISH </pissing contest>, best whip of the west, perversion god, or... well... I could come up with other things of that nature but I am sure reading other posts could give you an idea.

submission... dominance... (or ANY relationship.... really)
The Duality of these natures requires constant/consistant communication in order to be maintained. The quality of the relationship between these two natures is further enhanced by....

Giving.

Giving Energy, Time, Love, hell throw it all in a box and give.

Don't expect any returns from the other nature... or side of the kneel. I know this may or may not be true to my dearest readers but a healthy relationship to me should not feel like a tit-for-tat... you do this and I get this.

The most pleasing part of my nature is giving my nature to her nature.

let me rephrase that....

The most pleasurable aspect of my submission is giving it to Her.

That is it. SO..

Bless your lucky charms and have a merry christmas.

oh yes....

and MAJOR props go to DemonKia. Out of everyone she has helped me the most.

So she gets 100,000 Pyroaquatic points.
Which puts her at 101,000 and everyone else at 1000.

XD

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RE: There is Absolutely Nothing Wrong With This - 12/25/2009 10:48:26 PM

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Hey congrats pyro! I didn't get to participate in the original thread, but have appreciated your posts and I am very pleased to hear you have found a great Domme. Now, if I could only be so lucky as to find a great sub ...

Maam Jay aka violet[A]

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 12/27/2009 3:13:29 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: pyroaquatic

Okay, take a look at my profile....
is there anything wrong with it? Is there anything wrong with the way I word the profile? Is it the way I come across while I type?

For the life of me I cannot sustain a conversation (intelligent or otherwise) that lasts more than a few messages without getting pushed away.
Why must I pull teeth? I think I am attractive and I am myself. That is all I can offer.

Bah...

This may be me merely venting my perplexing frustrations. As a male submissive it feels like I live in a world full of fakery. I will admit I have a step up from the rest of my competition....

I am intelligent, creative, SINGLE, HAVE A JOB, and CARE FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN MYSELF.

And yet....

nothing. 1 and 1/2 years later.... nothing.

So let me ask this again....

Is there anything wrong with my profile?
Is there anything I can change to help my chances any more?

Thank You.

I've talked to you, it even got to the point of yahoo, but I lost interest in talking as friends because you gave me too much information about your problems. Everyone's got problems, but talking about them before you really know someone can feel a lot like pressure to assume your problems for you.

I don't know if you're still doing that, and you were fun to talk to besides that, but maybe I've given you something to think about.

ETA I didn't read the entire thread, but congrats on meeting someone!

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 12/27/2009 4:20:09 AM

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*happy dances for Pyro's wonderful Christmas gift*!!

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 12/27/2009 5:27:10 AM

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Congrats pyro! Just in time for Christmas too!

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 12/27/2009 9:31:48 AM

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Pyro I am so very happy for you and the lucky lady. I knew you would get snatched up in no time and I am very glad I was correct.

Congratulations to the both of you!!

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RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? - 12/27/2009 4:45:00 PM

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For me, yummy brains are a prerequisite.

By yummy, of course, I mean intelligent, witty, perceptive, and articulate. Of course, since you're in Florida, I'm not looking, because I don't want a LDR, I want local people.

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