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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/5/2009 5:46:43 PM

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(am I the only one thinking LNN occasonally sounds like he's channeling lobodomslavery?)

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/5/2009 5:49:09 PM

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Naw, lobo sounds.... medicated....

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/5/2009 5:51:02 PM

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Okay, I know they suck. Had'em bad years ago, and once woke up in a pool of my own blood, as one burst during the night (and you CAN bleed to death, depending on the kind of 'roid). Just don't sit on the commode too long, don't get constipated, and do not strain.

And don't let Cat near them.

Poo you spoil all My fun--and a brand new laser freeze tag toy I wanted to try---come here lookie this won't hurt a bit...

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/5/2009 6:02:52 PM

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Okay, I know they suck. Had'em bad years ago, and once woke up in a pool of my own blood, as one burst during the night (and you CAN bleed to death, depending on the kind of 'roid). Just don't sit on the commode too long, don't get constipated, and do not strain.

And don't let Cat near them.

They can burst?

(Bursting can't be a good thing!)

Damn!!!!

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In your divorce....if she wants compensation in any form for the next 10 years....you should get medical coverage for the same goddamn period!!!!

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/5/2009 6:06:15 PM

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LNN, actually the bursting was good (except for scaring the hell out of me lol), it's basically what the doctor would have had to do to relieve the pain.

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/5/2009 6:18:57 PM

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LNN, actually the bursting was good (except for scaring the hell out of me lol), it's basically what the doctor would have had to do to relieve the pain.

ko....well....thank you...(and thank you all others who have opted to explain to me {quite helpfully} why I have an insatiable desire to call a chimney sweep company to visit me somewhat privately).

Those of you who recommended witch hazel....every fucking one of you is out of the will.

While most assuredly (that) feels better (some half hour later), be equally assured...none of you will be asked to the dance! There is a 29 minute period wherein which every damned one of your names is on my lips (and frankly...it's not at all favorable).

I've decided that I'm going to sit in a jacuzzi tub between now and Thanksgiving....and for the record....just so you all know (learn from my experience)...if you get this thing....and you (as I did) go to a pharmacist to find out what's the best thing to do ("fiber!!!!").

Those little fiber pills that you can take to "make everything better".....

There's an extremely good reason for their recommended amounts.

Being a child of the 60's, I can now say without any debate....more is not always good.

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/5/2009 8:11:17 PM

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Stay away from tub baths, hot spas, soaking in swimming pools for a time and 8 glasses of water a day is alot better then force feeding fiber tablets.

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/5/2009 9:48:38 PM

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you know its time for bed when you stop to read a thread about 'roids... and you noted it was started by Lookie before you began to read.

(are you sure about no #5?)

But, in case you arent asking simply to make us all... shudder... here are two sites

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/hemorrhoids-medications

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/hemorrhoids-home-treatment

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/6/2009 2:15:11 AM

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Those little fiber pills that you can take to "make everything better".....

Careful with those fiber pills Lookie, they have been known to cause a bit of gas. Ok...a lot of gas.

Fiber is important in the diet but in excess it can get somewhat embarrassing. I would suggest a stool softener such as Peri-Colace. It is not a laxative so it will not cause cramping or dependency.

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/6/2009 2:16:52 AM

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By the way....just tried the witch hazel stuff.....

You're all fucking sadists!!!!!

i guess telling you to try BenGay is out of the question?

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/6/2009 3:48:34 AM

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Those of you who recommended witch hazel....every fucking one of you is out of the will.

ok...so Witch Hazel is not for everyone. The next best thing is Ginger Root...just peel and insert.

*kidding*

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/6/2009 4:07:33 AM

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Those of you who recommended witch hazel....every fucking one of you is out of the will.
ok...so Witch Hazel is not for everyone. The next best thing is Ginger Root...just peel and insert.

*kidding*

ok holly that sent the first sip of morning coffee flying!

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/6/2009 4:13:42 AM

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oops!!!

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/6/2009 8:01:42 AM

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this thread seriously made it to two pages...wow

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/6/2009 12:37:56 PM

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this thread seriously made it to two pages...wow

They were big hemorrhoids.

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/6/2009 4:40:39 PM

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LOL Cat

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/6/2009 6:36:37 PM

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Guess I shouldn't try to get you to give the Icy Hot a shot then, LNN?

Depends...how do you look in heels and a see through summer dress...and will you talk to me dirty?

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/6/2009 7:11:38 PM

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Ok i got this. Hand me the knife maffia gals, Holly please peel the ginger roots and hands it to me, thank you and Rain a little witch hazel please.....

Wow i feel better! How about you?

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RE: Hemorrhoids (sp?)..... - 8/6/2009 7:16:12 PM

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You're all fucking sadists!!!!!

I'm not fucking a sadist right now. More's the pity...

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