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Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 8:33:35 AM   
lusciouslips19


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Dont ever put an Eggplant on the grill without peircing it a few times with a fork. If you dont you will have a mess!

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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 8:36:44 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 8:49:00 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 8:54:20 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 8:58:10 AM   
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Yesterday I got a lot of 'sticky notes' with       on them. 

D'oh!!! 


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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 9:07:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		don't ever leave your panties at other people's houses you'll probaby never get them back and if you do you mite wanna torch them... no telling what was done to them....  

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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 9:11:47 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 9:14:21 AM   
Musicmystery


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The poor soul is no more--
For what he though was H2O
Was H2SO4

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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 9:14:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

Don't ever get involved with a seriously spoiled mommies boy who  still lives with his mom and step dad and still lets mom direct and control his life. You'll always be coming in second to what is or is not ok with mom.



< Message edited by fluffypet61 -- 8/8/2009 9:15:51 AM >

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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 9:35:04 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 9:37:33 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 9:39:53 AM   
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Don't ever...


...play leapfrog with a unicorn.


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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 9:40:54 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 10:02:38 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 10:04:36 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 10:06:42 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 10:09:35 AM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Don't mess around with Jim.....
now you tell me...


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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 10:10:59 AM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Don't mess around with Jim.....
now you tell me...



Sorry, Holly.  I'm often just a day or so late with my great advice.

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There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 10:17:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

Don't ever get involved with a seriously spoiled mommies boy who  still lives with his mom and step dad and still lets mom direct and control his life. You'll always be coming in second to what is or is not ok with mom.


  You've met my ex, haven't you?


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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 10:35:52 AM   
lusciouslips19


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