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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 2:55:58 PM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 3:26:13 PM   
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yeah, it was a bad idea.. 


Although saying "fuck you ass hole" to my dad was a close second.

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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 3:28:18 PM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 3:32:19 PM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 3:32:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

yeah, it was a bad idea.. 


Although saying "fuck you ass hole" to my dad was a close second.


I've done that.  Dad was NOT amused.


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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 4:42:01 PM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 5:07:49 PM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 5:37:19 PM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/8/2009 6:02:18 PM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/9/2009 4:53:58 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/9/2009 5:05:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Don't ever assume a clear liquid is water:

Here lies the body of some John Doe;
The poor soul is no more--
For what he though was H2O
Was H2SO4

LMAO

My dad's uncle used to make homemade moonshine. My dad kept it in the fridge in a mason jar. My sister and I thought it was water so we took a couple drinks.

LMAO she was only about 12 at the time, I was about 9.

We learned never to drink anything that we did not first ask what it was

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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/9/2009 5:07:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

....forget to stop the car completely before putting it park.

(no *I* didnt do that.. a friend did, and about got a black eye from smacking the dashboard when he did....)


I had to put My vehicle in park once to get it to stop after losing My brakes completely on the interstate, while approaching a traffic jam, no less. WITH two of My sons, two cats, and everything we owned crammed in the back (this was post-separation from My first husband, by way of explanation, but I rarely if ever do anything halfway so what the hell. It saved our lives.)

Don't ever mistake the little dark red pepper appearing on your plate at the fancy Chinese reastaurant for a sliver of pork, or place it in your mouth without at least a gallon of water nearby, especially if you are interested in continuing to be able to breathe.

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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/9/2009 5:39:47 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/9/2009 5:46:36 AM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/9/2009 6:24:02 PM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/9/2009 6:44:44 PM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/9/2009 7:52:51 PM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/9/2009 8:44:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

Don't ever get involved with a seriously spoiled mommies boy who  still lives with his mom and step dad and still lets mom direct and control his life. You'll always be coming in second to what is or is not ok with mom.




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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/9/2009 11:55:35 PM   
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RE: Don't Ever........ - 8/10/2009 6:53:15 AM   
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